The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

A few years back I bought a Samsung something or other. It was on sale, and came with a free lifetime data perk. I did not plan on using it much, maybe for an upcoming surgery or something, and basically did not. Last time I tried to open the thing, it was more or less bonkers in trying to load. Seems it was a maximum 4G model, and somehow they saw fit to age it out. Now it's basically junk. So much for the selling feature of free data. Fkers. Live and learn.

I love my tablet. Portable. I can't type all that well on it but sitting here at my desk top in my office is lonely.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Morning 3 mile walk

 

[Putembk]

I made tomato pudding with fresh tomatoes and BLTs for lunch
do you know tomato pudding?
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Looks nummy. Never made pudding. Just about everything else at one time or another though.

 

[Boo]

Good morning peoples…

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. Trying to catch up. Need my tablet.....

Gonna be a cooler day. Still haven't had rain in as long as I can remember....everybody else around here is getting it but just misses us here.

Gonna be busy in the grow today. Have had so much other stuff going on here I got behind. It's the weekend.....why am I working....should be at the lake....nope.

 

[flylowgethigh]

When a Italian baby farts

My dawg sleeps behind my bed under the headboard, so her azz is right under my pillows. She can make me get up out of bed with her farts. Their noses are supposed to be 1000x more powerful than ours, yet she remains there, stewing in the stench. Probably proud of herself.

Are probiotics available for dawgs, maybe change her gut bloom and improve the smell?

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning peoples…

Good morning Boo! Lets start this morning on an upbeat note with some champagne!

 

[imiubu]

Good morning beautiful peoples

Stunningly gorgeous morning here in the mitten.
67 d w/ 76% rh. Will be a lovely morning to get
out for some yard work and garage cleaning.

Have to wash out nursery pots today also.
I dislike the chore so much that I tend to let
them pile up. I'll take them out to the garage
pad w/ a bucket of hot soapy water then hose
em off.
Attempting to do this chore in the bath tub is a
back breaker and is also a reason (excuse lol)
to pile them up on the back porch and wait for
good scrubbing weather


May your blessings be bountiful and your tribulations be few.

 

[Putembk]

Looks like something I would do GW

 

[imiubu]

Looks nummy. Never made pudding. Just about everything else at one time or another though.

Your maters are gonna be ready soon...
No time like the present to try new things JS

 

[bigsur51]

Morning reveille

 

[imiubu]

@Unca Walt

I've never been very adept at learning new languages.
After 4 years of Spanish, pretty much all I remember
is how to swear pretty good lol

I live in a very diverse neighborhood (and love it).
One language often spoken here is Mandarin.
G'ma & G'pa next door understand English yet
do not speak it well.

When I hear them outside working and chatting,
I know that they are simply conversing and often
enjoying the day as I can hear 'humor' in their
banter.

However, most often (to me anyway) they sound
angry. The language (again IMO) just sounds
kind of angry/ harsh and not very pleasant to my ears.

 

[SubGirl]

My dawg sleeps behind my bed under the headboard, so her azz is right under my pillows. She can make me get up out of bed with her farts. Their noses are supposed to be 1000x more powerful than ours, yet she remains there, stewing in the stench. Probably proud of herself.

Are probiotics available for dawgs, maybe change her gut bloom and improve the smell?

They do make probiotics for dogs. My Maryjane has a weird stomach and take them now and then to improve her poo. I am not sure if it helps with dog farts tho.

 

[Putembk]

@Unca Walt

I've never been very adept at learning new languages.
After 4 years of Spanish, pretty much all I remember
is how to swear pretty good lol

I live in a very diverse neighborhood (and love it).
One language often spoken here is Mandarin.
G'ma & G'pa next door understand English yet
do not speak it well.

When I hear them outside working and chatting,
I know that they are simply conversing and often
enjoying the day as I can hear 'humor' in their
banter.

However, most often (to me anyway) they sound
angry. The language (again IMO) just sounds
kind of angry/ harsh and not very pleasant to my ears.

Lots of Hispanics here. They even have commercials in Spanish.

 

[SubGirl]

@Unca Walt

I've never been very adept at learning new languages.
After 4 years of Spanish, pretty much all I remember
is how to swear pretty good lol

I live in a very diverse neighborhood (and love it).
One language often spoken here is Mandarin.
G'ma & G'pa next door understand English yet
do not speak it well.

When I hear them outside working and chatting,
I know that they are simply conversing and often
enjoying the day as I can hear 'humor' in their
banter.

However, most often (to me anyway) they sound
angry. The language (again IMO) just sounds
kind of angry/ harsh and not very pleasant to my ears.

It’s that tone thing that some languages go with that makes it sound angry. I kinda felt that way when I visited New England for som hydraulic schooling. They seemed to talk mean up there as compared to what I was use to. Since then, I have learned it really was not that way it was just their tone

 

[imiubu]

I have bats in me belfry lol

They have resided up there as long as I've been here (15yrs).
I ain'ta sceered of them and since the attic is storage,
I just leave them be to live their lives in peace.
Recently however, I think they've invited their entire
clan to 'hang' out in my rafters

Decided to call the LL to address the issue as they
are now flying around and popping/ peeing on my
items.
W/ in 2 minutes he let me know that the 'bat' guy will
be here at ___ time. Cool.

Ya just never know what the day will bring and who
one may meet along the way

Per usual, I was out on the front porch when he arrived.
There was some very interesting music emitting from the car.
When he exited the vehicle I hollered down "Hey, are you Bat Man?".
He laughed and said "Yes! I am that guy" haha.

I went down to let him in and immediately asked him about
the music he was listening to. He told me and even wrote
down the name of the artist and song he was listening to.
He was quite excited to share as he had just discovered her.
And well... I am always on the hunt for new artists to explore.

Took less then 10 minutes for him to survey, take pix and let
me know how the issue will be handled.

The next 20 minutes or so was spent standing around and
talking music. I think he was enjoying sharing his music
w/ this old gal just as I was thrilled to share some of my
favorite artists with a youngster. I was also impressed w/ his
scope of knowledge (he couldn't be much more than 23yoa.)
and that his tastes are so diverse.

I asked him if he knew who Billy Strings is and he got really
animated. Said he met him in '12 and has followed him since.
Let him know that I too had met him around the same time.
We both were impressed w/ the young man back then and
pleased that he has now made his way 'to the big time'.

Music is my love and it was wonderful to meet such a young
and knowledgeable person of like mind

 

[D. B. Doober]

My birthday is on the 28th!!! 7 more days!!!!

 

[Littleleaf]

Getting a nice soaking rain to water in what I planted for the fall crop. Zukes, crookneck, and straight neck yellow squash, boc choi, napa cabbage, spinach 3 types. Wanted to get in lettuce and radishes too but will wait a few days.

Waiting on another ford to show up and the bobcat to be picked up too. $$$.$$

enjoy

 

[imiubu]

My birthday is on the 28th!!! 7 more days!!!!

Hey there Leo the Lion....

Mayhaps said Lion would be well served by looking
into Dr. Anthony Chaffee and "The Lion Diet".
An excellent way to celebrate another year on this Earth would be a
serious effort towards changes to extend one's health along the way
JS

 

[Unca Walt]

@Unca Walt

I've never been very adept at learning new languages.
After 4 years of Spanish, pretty much all I remember
is how to swear pretty good lol

I live in a very diverse neighborhood (and love it).
One language often spoken here is Mandarin.
G'ma & G'pa next door understand English yet
do not speak it well.

When I hear them outside working and chatting,
I know that they are simply conversing and often
enjoying the day as I can hear 'humor' in their
banter.

However, most often (to me anyway) they sound
angry. The language (again IMO) just sounds
kind of angry/ harsh and not very pleasant to my ears.

Learn a coupla phrases -- here they are phonetic:

Woe aye nee <-- I love you.

Nee shr hun how-kon <-- You are very pretty/beautiful.

Guy see <-- Dammit!

Nee fung le ma? <-- Are you crazy?

None of the above are the Yale Romanization (which I learned) or the now universally adopted pinyin, and do not show the tonal levels... but they would be understood when spoke by a "da biz" <-- "Big Nose" (slur)

I am no longer conversant. Gimme a break... it's been sixty fargin years. JEEEBUS!! That's TRUE. Gawd, I am old.