The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

Already 94!!


For a spankin or a horsie ride?

Yes to both

 

[Boo]

...for high cholesterol

I’m not gonna preach about eating well, but Doobster,your diet is going to get back at you as you get older. The wealthiest man has this health… I see stents in your future if you don’t get a hold of the cholesterol problem…

 

[SubGirl]

Already 94!!


For a spankin or a horsie ride?

You look young for 94 dog

 

[oldmaninbc]

I will be an old man

I will be 44

Hello and good day to you DB, 3 years older than my son.

I can feel your excitement DB

 

[dogzter]

Yes to both

 

[D. B. Doober]

I’m not gonna preach about eating well, but Doobster,your diet is going to get back at you as you get older. The wealthiest man has this health… I see stents in your future if you don’t get a hold of the cholesterol problem…

I'm cutting out fat and sugar and I should be at normal levels within 6 months

 

[SubGirl]

Good day jokerman, did I ever tell you about the day back in 1963 when I took down a grizzly with a finger nail file

I remember that one.
In the rugged wilderness of British Columbia, nestled deep within the ancient forests where towering pines whispered tales of ages past, lived an old man named oldmaninbc. oldmaninbc was a weathered soul, his face etched with lines of countless stories, his hands calloused from years spent in harmony with nature.

One crisp autumn morning, as the golden leaves danced their farewell waltz from the trees, oldmaninbc set out on his usual trek through the wilds. Armed only with his seasoned wit and a trusty nail file tucked into his pocket, he ambled along a well-worn trail that wound through thickets and across babbling brooks.

Suddenly, a thunderous roar shattered the tranquil symphony of the woods. oldmaninbc froze, his keen eyes scanning the underbrush. There, amidst a patch of berry bushes, loomed a massive grizzly bear, its fur a testament to its dominance in these untamed lands.

Heart pounding but mind steady, he remembered an old trick passed down from his father—a trick born of necessity in a land where danger lurked behind every rustling leaf. With the steady grace of a man who knew the forest's every secret, he slowly withdrew his nail file.

The bear, sensing a challenge, bellowed again and charged with the fury of nature itself. oldmaninbc stood his ground, his weathered face a mask of determination. In the fleeting moment before the bear reached him, oldmaninbc lunged forward with surprising agility, driving the nail file into a vulnerable spot between the bear's ribs.

The beast roared in pain and confusion, momentarily stunned by this unexpected defiance. In that crucial instant, oldmaninbc swiftly dodged aside, letting the bear's own momentum carry it past him and into the bushes. The grizzly, wounded and disoriented, thrashed through the undergrowth before retreating deeper into the wilderness.

oldmaninbc stood there, adrenaline still coursing through his veins, a testament to the resilience of a man who had faced the wild with nothing but his wits. Slowly, he straightened up and continued on his way, the nail file now a symbol of survival and a tale to be shared around the crackling fires of the village.

And so, in the heart of British Columbia's untamed wilderness, the legend of the old man who took down a grizzly bear with a fingernail file was born—a testament to the indomitable spirit of those who call the wild their home.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I'll be going to the show next Sunday Fenway Park

 

[SubGirl]

Nichts, was ist mit dir los?

Selbst ein echter Deutscher würde darüber lachen

 

[dogzter]

Selbst ein echter Deutscher würde darüber lachen

Das bekomme ich oft von Deutschen.........ausgelacht.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Selbst ein echter Deutscher würde darüber lachen

Zumindest kichern.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Anyone know how to say, "mow the lawn" in Cantonese?

 

[SubGirl]

Anyone know how to say, "mow the lawn" in Cantonese?

Maybe Walt

 

[SubGirl]

I'm cutting out fat and sugar and I should be at normal levels within 6 months

Did you know that pasta = sugar?

 

[Putembk]

Back from today's excursion. Slam bam thank you mam. Traffic was not only bad but scary. I have been retired to long.....can't keep up with today's traffic pace. I was in the way.....What the farg is the hurry.

 

[dogzter]

Did you know that pasta = sugar?

We seem to be heading that way however my mind refuses such thoughts........udderly rejects such things.

What next...........bread?

 

[D. B. Doober]

Did you know that pasta = sugar?

Unfortunately. But I get durum wheat semolina. Still not great I guess. Bread is sugar too sub.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Not really the language is crazier than the people who made it.

My mom's maiden name was Huffine, so I have some insight to the crazy people and learned enough German to get along when I was doing business there. I always used a translator for serious discussions and haven't used it since, so have lost most of it.

Ist Ihre Vorfahrengeschichte Deutsche?

 

[D. B. Doober]

Hello and good day to you DB, 3 years older than my son.

I can feel your excitement DB

I hope you talk to your son often and with joy, old man

 

[kevinn]

Already 94!!


For a spankin or a horsie ride?

It's been like that here for the past month but with 90% humidity.