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Are the new shears motorized?
OHHH-KAY!!
Whut a fargin circus -- Scooter was here visiting from Oregon for this last week. So at 4PM yestiddy, I drove him to the Airplane Patch to catch his 7pm flight.
We go home through mizzable traffic, and had just decided that we were both too tired to have dinner (just eat a quick sammich)... When our phone rang.
It was Scotty: "The plane had a problem. They could not fix it, and could not get me on another plane." <-- Understand, Scooter has made arrangements in Oregon for a guy to drive 60 miles to come pick him up out there... so he hadda get ahold of him quick-like.
So I said: "Well, what is the situation?"
Scotty: "The set me up with another airline. It will take off 6AM tomorrow."
Me: "What the hell you gonna do all that time?
Scotty: "The airline got me an Uber and had it deliver me."
Me: "Deliver you to where??"
Scotty: "I am standing outside your front door right now."
And he was. Thirty miles to the Airplane Patch. His mommy set up our spare room again so he could crash. Early-early, I got up at 1AM, got Scotty a nice breakfast, packed him a lunch to eat on the plane, and at 3:30 inna moanin' we departed to the Airplane Patch once again. Different airline (set up by the first airline).
Got home at 6:00 and I am bloody well exhausted. No sleep for the last 24, essentially.
But Scooter is in the air as you read this. Good thing, becuz he hasta go from landing in Oregon to the horsepistol that needs him as soon as he hits town. Jeez.
Whut a fargin circus -- Scooter was here visiting from Oregon for this last week. So at 4PM yestiddy, I drove him to the Airplane Patch to catch his 7pm flight.
We go home through mizzable traffic, and had just decided that we were both too tired to have dinner (just eat a quick sammich)... When our phone rang.
It was Scotty: "The plane had a problem. They could not fix it, and could not get me on another plane." <-- Understand, Scooter has made arrangements in Oregon for a guy to drive 60 miles to come pick him up out there... so he hadda get ahold of him quick-like.
So I said: "Well, what is the situation?"
Scotty: "The set me up with another airline. It will take off 6AM tomorrow."
Me: "What the hell you gonna do all that time?
Scotty: "The airline got me an Uber and had it deliver me."
Me: "Deliver you to where??"
Scotty: "I am standing outside your front door right now."
And he was. Thirty miles to the Airplane Patch. His mommy set up our spare room again so he could crash. Early-early, I got up at 1AM, got Scotty a nice breakfast, packed him a lunch to eat on the plane, and at 3:30 inna moanin' we departed to the Airplane Patch once again. Different airline (set up by the first airline).
Got home at 6:00 and I am bloody well exhausted. No sleep for the last 24, essentially.
But Scooter is in the air as you read this. Good thing, becuz he hasta go from landing in Oregon to the horsepistol that needs him as soon as he hits town. Jeez.
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dogzter
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Yes they are but from a different manufacturer than my normal shears.
The ones we have been using for the last decade are no longer made and I am down to my last couple units.........slight panic cuz I can't go back after being in paradise so long.
That breed oughta be named "Christmas Frost". ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When I was a kid say about 1962ish I was with my mother at The butcher shop and one side of the shop. It's beef and one side of the shop is horse. So I asked Mom why don't we eat horse hush up boy only poor people have to eat horse.
Got a letter from the hospital today - I'm booked in for a day surgery - prostate ablation on 24th August - then I gotta wear a catheter for 4-5 days after - and pee in a bag during that time - gonna be funny wearing that at the gym and/or in the pool methinks - should get a few laughs - 
- oh the joys of being an old duffer -
- oh the joys of being an old duffer -
Hello Hempkat, yes community colleges can off some great courses on cooking, even to specific ethnic style cooking. If DB was interested in such a thing, he might find it fun and enlightening.
We are starting to get smoke in our air from forest fires. Both my wife and myself have lung disorders. I don't like when I can't go out to my little garden without coughing and lung discomfort. I still do it though, can't sit inside all the time.
Hope things are well with you.
Good day to all the OF and young farts who inhabit the pages of OFC
Live long and convince Pute he needs to spend spend spend his money fast
Live long and convince Pute he needs to spend spend spend his money fast
Hello and a jolly good day to you Gypsy... some people with Crohn's & Colitis disease have taken others fecal matter into their large intestine as way to restore the intestines microbiome. I believe it is experimental but might hold some promise. Here in canada the organization Crohn's and Colitis Canada is funding research.Obviously that's not a problem for cats - or they would all die off - and I've even heard that from a healthy human fecal matter is donated to sick humans to imbibe - to make them better - ya does sound yucky - but science says otherwise- I even knew this raw food exponent that told me that drinking your own urine has health benefits too -
stronger everyday, to your former self take care Gypsy
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Hello and a jolly good day to you Gypsy... some people with Crohn's & Colitis disease have taken others fecal matter into their large intestine as way to restore the intestines microbiome. I believe it is experimental but might hold some promise. Here in canada the organization Crohn's and Colitis Canada is funding research.
my gf pretty much cured her Chrons colitis stomach issues by going full carnivore
Whoa noooooo, Guadalajara won't dueee
Yeah - I thought that I had read about that somewhere - so fecal matter - might matter as a medicine for some - must be fulla friendly bacteria then to help establish a well balanced stomach biome - I get mine mostly from Greek Yogurt - sauerkraut and kimche - perhaps I can be a doner? -Hello and a jolly good day to you Gypsy... some people with Crohn's & Colitis disease have taken others fecal matter into their large intestine as way to restore the intestines microbiome. I believe it is experimental but might hold some promise. Here in canada the organization Crohn's and Colitis Canada is funding research.
* best wishes to you and the Mrs Oldman -
I had a friend that would always get Domino's and would get diarrhea like clockwork
Still went back. Poor soul. May God have mercy on your butthole
Still went back. Poor soul. May God have mercy on your butthole
the but is more important than humans realize
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Bugs and Brains, the Gut and Mental Health Study: a mixed-methods study investigating microbiota composition and function in anxiety, depression and irritable bowel syndrome
Bugs and Brains, the Gut and Mental Health Study: a mixed-methods study investigating microbiota composition and function in anxiety, depression and irritable bowel syndrome - PubMed
Approval was granted by the University of Melbourne Human Research Ethics Committee (#1749221). All participants voluntarily provided informed consent. Results will be published in peer-reviewed journals and presented at scientific conferences.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Shitty subjectthe but is more important than humans realize
Bugs and Brains, the Gut and Mental Health Study: a mixed-methods study investigating microbiota composition and function in anxiety, depression and irritable bowel syndrome
Bugs and Brains, the Gut and Mental Health Study: a mixed-methods study investigating microbiota composition and function in anxiety, depression and irritable bowel syndrome - PubMed
Approval was granted by the University of Melbourne Human Research Ethics Committee (#1749221). All participants voluntarily provided informed consent. Results will be published in peer-reviewed journals and presented at scientific conferences.
Good luck brother! I have that to look forward to as well................Got a letter from the hospital today - I'm booked in for a day surgery - prostate ablation on 24th August - then I gotta wear a catheter for 4-5 days after - and pee in a bag during that time - gonna be funny wearing that at the gym and/or in the pool methinks - should get a few laughs -
