I was afraid to mention that myself, then there is always a new appliances, roofing, plumbing, electrical, new driveway. Maybe we should just convince Pute he needs to move before this all gets out of control.
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Hmmmm what's with the bug jar? You keep them as pets? I like mantis I could get a babyThey were still moving after being in the jar all night. It’s my bug jar so there were holes in the top. I knew they were strong creatures and felt they had a chance to make it down river. They did have eachother
OH, I love me a good bowl of chilli. Reheated leftover chilli even better!
I like Bush's baked beans too.
never thought of that ,
not a lot of meat on a babyHmmmm what's with the bug jar? You keep them as pets? I like mantis I could get a baby
I'm going to put in some of the jalapenos from my garden. Chopped fine ish in the blender. Will be good and what I'll do tomorrow for dinner
Sub eats her bugs?
Subie Lou is also a noted Arachnologist in our group including aquatic insects too and the movie " Arachnophobia " was based on HerHmmmm what's with the bug jar? You keep them as pets? I like mantis I could get a baby
Not really ,but I talka lot and seem to catch them naturallySub eats her bugs?
Oh crap I hate spiders. I killz emSubie Lou is also a noted Arachnologist in our group including aquatic insects too and the movie " Arachnophobia " was based on Her
Ummmmmm, not to forget the matching drapes.........................
I use to raise praying mantis every year in Georgia. Would let them go in my garden and keep a few on my front screened porch. They are fun to watch hatch and grow. You gotta feed them tho. Mr Sub didn’t like me keeping wingless fruit flys for their food but I kept them on the porch. I did accedently let them hatch in my kitchen without the screen over my bug box. They were everywhere when I got home from work.Hmmmm what's with the bug jar? You keep them as pets? I like mantis I could get a baby
I let spiders live.
Yes but drapes are a thing of the past. Shes gonna want new shades tho.
Only as appetizers never as an entree.Sub eats her bugs?
Well if you have enough of them like big and his grasshopper season and you have a good sauce and some rice, it’s kinda like a meal.
Dime
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Joke time:
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
I've just acted in my first scene in a movie about tortillas,I asked the director if he wanted to re-shoot it and he said,no,that's a wrap.
Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender,I'll have 5 beers.
Pavlov is sitting at a pub having a drink when the phone rings,he taps his head with his palm and says fuck I forgot to feed the dog.
A neutron goes to pay for his drink in a bar and the bartender says keep your money,for you ,no charge.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar.
He sits down and orders a drink.
A drunken set of booster cables walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ok just one drink but don't start anything.
I love my gold watch,I got it in Israel,my grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.
I asked my wife on our 50th birthday what she wanted. She said nothing would make me happier than a 5 carrot diamond ring. So I bought her nothing.
A couple who have been married for 60 years go to the doctors together for a checkup. The doctor says to the wife I'll need a stool and urine sample. The wife looks at her husband and says what did he say? The husband says he wants your underwear.
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
I've just acted in my first scene in a movie about tortillas,I asked the director if he wanted to re-shoot it and he said,no,that's a wrap.
Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender,I'll have 5 beers.
Pavlov is sitting at a pub having a drink when the phone rings,he taps his head with his palm and says fuck I forgot to feed the dog.
A neutron goes to pay for his drink in a bar and the bartender says keep your money,for you ,no charge.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar.
He sits down and orders a drink.
A drunken set of booster cables walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ok just one drink but don't start anything.
I love my gold watch,I got it in Israel,my grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.
I asked my wife on our 50th birthday what she wanted. She said nothing would make me happier than a 5 carrot diamond ring. So I bought her nothing.
A couple who have been married for 60 years go to the doctors together for a checkup. The doctor says to the wife I'll need a stool and urine sample. The wife looks at her husband and says what did he say? The husband says he wants your underwear.
