Hello jokerman...are you going in for a DRE on your prostate?While you are getting you tooth worked on get your prostate checked .
June or July is National Prostate month.
If you get it checked June and July you are good for last year and next year
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Don't forget to put your elbows on the bench...is no better way
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Hope they don't have digits like a gorilla.
a mixture of pork and beef with lossa Italian herbs and spices...soaked the breat in milk which is a new one on me...recipe called for 2 tbs. of grated cheese, I used well over a cup...after they bake I will simmer them in red sauce with basil, a glass of red wine, and angel hair pasta...good eats...
He’s gonna need a good barber for that.While you are getting you tooth worked on get your prostate checked .
June or July is National Prostate month.
If you get it checked June and July you are good for last year and next year
That brings up an interesting question. Do you shave below the belt or go natural?
I myself ain't gonna go anywhere near my balls with anything sharp...
Sounds delicious Boo, the meat blend has more flavour in my opinion. I like the thinner pasta.
When I make meatloaf, I use 180ml of Panko bread crumbs but first I soak them in 40ml of milk, then mix it into the recipe. It's always nice when someone takes the time to eat something prepared by their own hands.
The other bonus is having another meal that takes less effort on a tired day. Or is that a more tired day?
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When I was a young man, my first job out of college had a required physical with the company doctor. His name was Dr Ling and you can probably guess he was an Asian man. He tested my hearing with a watch and a ruler, my eye sight with a flashlight and, for some reason, the owners wanted everyone to get a prostate check. The VP of the company chuckled when he told me Dr Ling had the longest fingers he’d ever seen on a man and my coworkers all needled me about it most of the day. When it came time for the insertion, I joked with Dr Ling that it was time for his favorite part of the exam. He didn’t miss a beat and replied ‘maybe you favorite part, not mine’ in his thick accent..,
His fingers fortunately were short and thin.
My doc always said..."Just wanted to make sure you got your monies worth". After few years one day feeling spunky......I'm now gonna start changing you.......not a word but he never made thst stupid comment again.When I was a young man, my first job out of college had a required physical with the company doctor. His name was Dr Ling and you can probably guess he was an Asian man. He tested my hearing with a watch and a ruler, my eye sight with a flashlight and, for some reason, the owners wanted everyone to get a prostate check. The VP of the company chuckled when he told me Dr Ling had the longest fingers he’d ever seen on a man and my coworkers all needled me about it most of the day. When it came time for the insertion, I joked with Dr Ling that it was time for his favorite part of the exam. He didn’t miss a beat and replied ‘maybe you favorite part, not mine’ in his thick accent..,
His fingers fortunately were short and thin.
After having a hemorrhoidectomy the area around the anus must be massaged and stretched for weeks to prevent heavy scarring and a butthole too small to do the job. It is something that cannot be done by yourself for a couple of weeks. Every time a medical newcomer would enter my hospital room, the first thing I did was check their finger size. I was forever changed when it came to modesty.When I was a young man, my first job out of college had a required physical with the company doctor. His name was Dr Ling and you can probably guess he was an Asian man. He tested my hearing with a watch and a ruler, my eye sight with a flashlight and, for some reason, the owners wanted everyone to get a prostate check. The VP of the company chuckled when he told me Dr Ling had the longest fingers he’d ever seen on a man and my coworkers all needled me about it most of the day. When it came time for the insertion, I joked with Dr Ling that it was time for his favorite part of the exam. He didn’t miss a beat and replied ‘maybe you favorite part, not mine’ in his thick accent..,
His fingers fortunately were short and thin.
There’s always that hot wax thing…🥹
Respect...That would suck.
Somehow that sounds way to kinky for an old man....
Having been down the surgery road before I mowed most of the body hair (chest) as I knew the sensors would be ripping all the hair out when removed. What I didn't shave was my hands where they did all the tubes and sensors for the first round of implantations. So, they ripped all the hair out removing the half dozen "Things" they had installed and taped to my right hand. Holy mother get more alcohol swabs and soften things up rather than ripping them free.
To my horror they did half manscape me. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
This time I've removed all the body hair possible "chest, arms, hands, minus any further "manscaping"
My last day before they start drilling holes "Spinal Drain" tomorrow and TAMBE implantation Wednesday, WTF and doing other fun things with my body. Last meal IN-N-OUT tonight.
A double double with Animal fries well done.
Brass-N-wood.
I personally prefer to be a slick as a cue ball…
