The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

We get nice corn here all year. I have no idea where it comes from. I usually look where it’s from. Got some really nice organic strawberries and noticed they came from California

 

[oldmaninbc]

You and I both Subby, he’s retired military and we get along quite well. He’s a little weird, but everybody in his neighborhood is. The guy across the street would steal Ivan if he had a possibility of getting away with it so he ended up back in the yard and all is well.
Who doesn’t love water Mellon…

Since you asked, in my almost 75 years I have never liked watermelon.

 

[jokerman]

Since you asked, in my almost 75 years I have never liked watermelon.

Brother in between you not liking olive oil and now watermelon has me concerned.
Tell us ,what hurt you growing up ?.

 

[kevinn]

Total opposite here. Oma runs a tight ship and none of that bullshit that goes on at home is allowed here. I have four but two are grown and the other two spend the night now and then. I’m always totally wiped of energy after that night. you let them run wild? While the wife. does online gambling? What am I doing wrong? Mr sub gives up after about the first hour. I need some of what you’re taking…

More experience here. And after many a titsy fit. Now we Know that all the hard work is wasted when they go home. Gives them somewhere to escape their at home life. But this showing up at 10 with a friend, getting wasted and staying up all night (oldest) is rubbing the wife the wrong way. And i support her. I told her the answer is NO !!!

 

[SubGirl]

Brother in between you not liking olive oil and now watermelon has me concerned.
Tell us ,what hurt you growing up ?.

I know. It’s got me wondering too.

 

[kevinn]

Fried clams tonight at Kelly's Roast Beef View attachment 19020979

ever have fried clams at Walaston beach in Quincy. There is no comparison. I grew up digging steamers there

 

[D. B. Doober]

ever have fried clams at Walaston beach in Quincy. There is no comparison. I grew up digging steamers there

I haven't been there Kevin...will try it sometime this Summer. Gotta love clams. Small world man!

 

[oldmaninbc]

Brother in between you not liking olive oil and now watermelon has me concerned.
Tell us ,what hurt you growing up.

I thought the subject of olive oil might come up.
Olive oil and watermelon, how did it all go so wrong.

They should have left the olives on the tree and the watermelon has always wanted to be a cantaloupe.

 

[SubGirl]

More experience here. And after many a titsy fit. Now we Know that all the hard work is wasted when they go home. Gives them somewhere to escape their at home life. But this showing up at 10 with a friend, getting wasted and staying up all night (oldest) is rubbing the wife the wrong way. And i support her. I told her the answer is NO !!!

My grandson enjoys the quiet at our place. It’s always loud and crazy at their house. Dance parties and adult drinking… I do have a problem with getting him to turn off his games for a while and take a brain break from his phone or game thingy. My granddaughter has made it her goal to see how much Oma will take before losing her mind I think. So far, I’ve only been to the edge (several times)

 

[OleReynard]

I understand your preference. I like to quote one of my literary heroes, Ernie Pyle:

"People say brisk weather makes for rosy cheeks and green grass. I point out that rosy cheeks are for girls, green grass is for cows, and I like it good and stinking hot."

I also have a Black Belt in Cold Afraider-Of.

Lastly, those of us who have studied Differential Calculus tend to take note of end-points.

Let's use my South Floriduh front yard vs the front yard of the guy in Minnesota** to determine who lives in a hostile environment:

**Minnesota <-- Old indian word meaning, "Weather sucks -- BIG Wampum!"

1 It is the hottest day in summer:
A. You are in my yard and you are nekkid. Lay down in the shade and take a nap or read a book.
B. In Minnesota, pretty much ditto.

2. It is the coldest day in winter.
A. In my yard, you are nekkid. Lay down in the sun and take a nap or read a book.
B. You lay down nekkid, and you fucking DIE in less than 45 minutes!!

#1 don't happen here to often

 

[Putembk]

That shit backfired on you now you’re stuck with me for at Least 10 years or 100000 miles

Did you read the fine print?

 

[Putembk]

Or until the undercoating starts to peel…

Undercoat doesn't come with a warranty on the basic package.

 

[jokerman]

Fried clams tonight at Kelly's Roast Beef View attachment 19020979

I somehow remember Howard Johnsons for fried clams in a positive way

 

[jokerman]

Did you read the fine print?

now that you mention it ,no I didnt

 

[jokerman]

Undercoat doesn't come with a warranty on the basic package.

I love knowledgeable car salesmen

 

[jokerman]

I thought the subject of olive oil might come up.
Olive oil and watermelon, how did it all go so wrong.

They should have left the olives on the tree and the watermelon has always wanted to be a cantaloupe.

clearly unfounded rumors

 

[Putembk]

I love knowledgeable car salesmen

Stop by the store I have a buyer for your trade. I'm gonna screw him and pass the savings on to you.

 

[oldmaninbc]

clearly unfounded rumors

Don't ever take the word of a watermelon over a cantaloupe, you can tell by their red face their spreading false rumors.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good evening OF, it's been a pleasure.

 

[Putembk]

Good evening OF, it's been a pleasure.

Where are you going.....the band hasn't even started yet?