I got a second place trophy in the “soberfest” 5k run for my age bracket in my 40s and I was stoned at the time…God reached down and gave me speed. Our track team finished 2nd in state my senior year. I have 2 silver metals to prove it. Got a college scholarship at a D-2 school where I bombed out. Drinking beer was a lot more fun. That summer is when I smoked my first joint.