The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

reboot?

Yes, sometimes that fixes stuff that you didn’t even know was broke. I’d reboot for sure

 

[dogzter]

You can smoke that shit then blame the lung damage on the sevin dust

Then it would be bigs fault?

 

[Putembk]

Please don’t put a guilt trip on me I too feel bad when good bugs take the rap for the bad ones. I even let the spiders and bugs from the house back outside for a chance. Well except for those black water bugs. They are huge and fast. You could saddle them up for a real ride. They creep me out and they get the bottom of my shoe. The ones that dare come in the house anyway

No worries Subby. Big is up to being nefarious. Doesn't matter what you say or do he is gonna stir the pot. Probably been in the wax again.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

It may work well for her , but for some that may block the sun for the rest of us

Ahh - that shameless hussy - was MOONING at the SUN - lol

 

[Putembk]

I gotta go do something....even if it is wrong.

 

[Unca Walt]

Look in your lower right tool bar for a speaker symbol. Click to open it and then turn it back on.

Beat me to it.

 

[jokerman]

In 2019, Mega Millions managed to sell 1,480,538,245 (or 1.48 billion) tickets. This is around 2,817 tickets every minute or about 47 tickets every second—of the whole year!
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To get real greasy with the actual numbers: *If* you bought one lottery ticket a week since before the founding of Ur of the Chaldees (circa 2000BC), you will have purchased 208,000 tickets. (4000x52)

your odds of winning are still an abysmal

208,000 divided by 1,480,538,245 = 1.404894474711796e-4

Roughly 1000:1 <-- TINS

Better juice up your time machine to go back to the Jurassic Period and start your ticket buying.

" The lottery is a tax on people who can't do the math": unknown Electrician/Mathematician

 

[jokerman]

No worries Subby. Big is up to being nefarious. Doesn't matter what you say or do he is gonna stir the pot. Probably been in the wax again.

lot more to Big than meets the eye FFS!

 

[Unca Walt]

Time to walk.

My Scottish bride will no longer walk with me whenever we go into a park. One of my fun things to do (every chance I get!) when I see somebody on a bench.

I casually walk over, sit down a few feet away looking straight ahead and not at the guy and say:

"Did you bring the money?"

 

[jokerman]

I gotta go do something....even if it is wrong.

Ask your Mrs!

 

[OleReynard]

No I have a podcast and I teach

Something like Cornel Angus off of Saturday night live

 

[jokerman]

I went to Aldis yesterday, I met some guy by the chicken .
He started talkin chicken, how he cooks it ,where he cooks it ,when he cooks it, why he cooks it.
All I wanted was thighs.
It should be illegal to tell your life story at a Aldis food store.

 

[jokerman]

Something like Cornel Angus off of Saturday live

after Eddie Murphy left ,I did too

 

[OleReynard]

This skit here had Christopher Walkin in it, fuckin hilarious

 

[jokerman]

Was the teacher Chinese - by any chance?

Im fluent in languages of love

 

[OleReynard]

The women on there made it sound like Cunnilangus

 

[Unca Walt]

Ah yes the dreaded asteroid Apophiis that is said to be a planet killer. Well according to NASA we're supposed to be safe from it for another 100 years. However there is a video featuring Neil Degrasse Tyson that says depending on where exactly it passes us in 2029 (while they know it will be closer then the moon they don't know exactly how close it will be) it will definitely hit us the next time it comes around in 2036. There is this small area that Tyson refers to as a keyhole and if it passes within that keyhole then the gravitational force of the earth will alter it's orbit just enough that it will definitely hit us in 2036. Unless of course Bruce Willus and his oil drilling buddies fly out to it and drill some holes to bury some nukes deep within it so we can blow it to smitherines before it hits us.

Now obviously I'm just joking about Bruce Willis as a reference to his well known Movie called Armaggedon. The other stuff predicted by Tyson though is not said in jest. You can check it out for yourself in the video below.

Sorry to haveta do this to y'all. But since I am a Solipsist**, and I will be 96 at that time, you will all have to go out with a bang along with me.

TFB for y'all, but there it is -- you had a good ride on my dime.

** https://www.scientificamerican.com/...not-the-only-conscious-being-in-the-universe/

 

[oldmaninbc]

Allergies have me discombobulated, I've used 6 boxes of kleenex in the last 2 weeks. Hoping the rain we are having will clean the air.

 

[Boo]

Is there an X next to speaker on the left hand side of the volume slide, if so click on it.

I don't see a volume slide on my monitor...the speaker on my phone links directly to the desktop...phone speakers work fine, it's the desktop...

 

[Unca Walt]

Im fluent in languages of love

In Mandarin: Woh ai nee <-- That is not legit pidgin, but my own phonetic so it reads easily for alla youse Big Noses.

Means: "I love you"