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The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
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You can only pick one word unca
for Unca that would be like some of us only getting to smoke one flavor of weed…
welcome aboard Growdoc , have some coffee
i believe we still have snacks , bingo , and there is some talk of opening up a cyber bowling league
Brother Boo is in charge of collecting dues , paid for in old tarnished ancient relics of gold and silver , practically worthless stuff like old ugly tea sets and cuff links…
Welcome aboard.
CharlesU Farley
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And bite.
Ya - exactly one week before I will be on that slab in an operating theatre in St Thomas's hospital - having my heart worked on - so have stopped any smoking/toking - and will stop eating anything in 6 days time - so when the constipating pain meds take hold - there will be little to nothing to constipate -
Up and at 'em today - gym/swim day for me and the kids - but first have to go feed and spend a bit of time - with the lonely cat of a friend stuck in a hospice - called Smudge - he will be pleased to see me -
If you like FUNK - this is a fantastic tune/song -
The Meters - 'Just Kissed My Baby' -
Up and at 'em today - gym/swim day for me and the kids - but first have to go feed and spend a bit of time - with the lonely cat of a friend stuck in a hospice - called Smudge - he will be pleased to see me -
If you like FUNK - this is a fantastic tune/song -
The Meters - 'Just Kissed My Baby' -
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whait whuut?
why are you going to fast for six days? before surgery
/ is this dr.s orders
if you are being active you gotta feed the machine and at least drink a proties shake or ensure to keep you going
but idk what im talking about
/lets see yout tits!
enjoy every moment with the kiddos! and give smudge extra pats!
those are from me
Ahhh - na-na - pop_rocks - I will stop eating 24 hours before surgery - to clean me system out -
And for all those with chickens out there - here is some funky chicken sounds -
The Meters - 'Chicken Strut!' -
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Oh - mustn't forget all the Cissy's out there too - so here's - The Meters with - 'Cissy Strut!'
But... but... Wha hoppen to "qualtagh"?
Folks... we are in a spiral. The dollar soon will be no more.
Here is an example that we are all familiar with: A Big Mac hamburger.
When the Big Mac came out (identical to today's BTW) it sold for 45 cents.
The price slowly increased until 2022, when it sold for $5.
Well, Pilgrims... the price of a Big Mac this morning is $18
That is the real dollar value drop IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS
Here is an example that we are all familiar with: A Big Mac hamburger.
When the Big Mac came out (identical to today's BTW) it sold for 45 cents.
The price slowly increased until 2022, when it sold for $5.
Well, Pilgrims... the price of a Big Mac this morning is $18
That is the real dollar value drop IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS
I saw that when I was on a second-grade class trip to the Bronx Zoo.
Yes - I became aware that our genetically very close cousins - had a penchant for slinging shit at Chessington Zoo in the early 70's - when a big crowd of people - me and family members too - went to view the Chimp House and enclosure that had a huge water filled moat around it - and a couple of the adult Chimpanzee's saw this very loud American fellow - adorned with various Nikon cameras - in a very loud and colourful Hawaiian shirt and baggy shorts - (he was a rather large fella) - and cowboy
hat - who was making lots of loud monkey like noises - at the monkeys 
- get targeted by the obviously offended monkeys -- and I was quite taken aback and kinda impressed by the pinpoint accuracy of said monkeys
- to be able to get their bowels to work - so delivering the fecal ammunition - into their throwing hand so quickly - and hit this cowboy hatted man plum square in the face - just as he removed the camera from it - followed by another great shot to the chest of the well targeted victim 
from approximately 50ft away - they must have had alot of practice- as I often do - when trying to get the mindset of someone who might do such a thing - thought to myself -
'Yeah - if I was a monkey
all locked up in an enclosure like that - unable to roam the jungles of the Congo as all my ancestors had before me - then I might well resort to slinging some shit - too' - -
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