The Original O'l Farts Club.

[BrassNwood]

 

[jokerman]

you feckers are driving me to the dictionary!….

antidisistablishmentarinism


take that ya bastiages!..

FFS! less words more pictures

 

[Putembk]

True story.....My daughter could spell Paleontology in the second grade. For 10 years out of college she was a newspaper editor. Today she edits legal documents and seconds as a fire inspector for the State.

 

[jokerman]

Have any of you ever had a "bad trip" on cannabises?
I have not.......a couple disappointing experiences but no bad ones.

On second thought, have been really stoned and halfway thru eating something until I notice it had stuff growing in it.
That point I was already fully involved and finished it

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Easy for you to say!

We used to pick wild hemp when I was in high school in Kentucky. Shelby county Kentucky was the number one hemp producing county, in Kentucky, which was the number one hemp producing state, in the entire _country_.

Our tolerance were so low at the time, we'd get a slight buzz off of it. Don't know whether it was from the smoke/carbon monoxide, hyperventilating while smoking it, or actually being high.

We didn't care, it was free!

 

[jokerman]

True story.....My daughter could spell Paleontology in the second grade. For 10 years out of college she was a newspaper editor. Today she edits legal documents and seconds as a fire inspector for the State.

Some kids have it, this kid didn't.
Second grade was the longest two years of my young life then.

 

[jokerman]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You hurt my head on that one.

 

[Putembk]

You hurt my head on that one.

I don't know what it is but I sure don't want it......pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

[CharlesU Farley]

You want to post/tell 'em what "smegma" is, or do you want me to?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

You want to post/tell 'em what "smegma" is, or do you want me to?

Gentlemen's Mayonnaise -.that's gone off? - or fermented todger cheese?

 

[Unca Walt]

That's the one word Harley will not let me use either. But I've got a lot of other ones to choose from.

Search the net. You can find the picture. There is a traffic sign on a main road in Australia telling drivers not to be one.

Here is the official skinny -- depends on where you live:

From AUSSIE SLANG (GUIDE):

• CUNT: THE MOST IMPORTANT AND FREQUENT WORD EVER USED BY ANY AUSTRALIAN. The word cunt is not used literally. You can never ever never use the word as a slang term for vagina aka pussy. A cunt in Australia is basically any person. You can call your mates, enemies, strangers, your dog, your mail man, your mum etc a cunt. Most commonly substituted word for “mate”. NOT OFFENSIVE!

 

[Unca Walt]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?” “
OK, could you step aside a bit? I can’t see, you’re too fat.”
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She looks exactly like a generally pretty woman that is suddenly being inflated -- and is almost to the point of exploding.

 

[Unca Walt]

late bkfst and then LIV Golf where Sergio is in the lead and 15 others right behind him breathing down his neck


this was taken about 17 years ago when I first took up golf and I was giving my granddaughter a few pointers

Pute knows where this course was , WSU campus……it’s gone now…made my first birdie there

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does it look like I love golf?…

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I most ricky-tick did not inherit my fambly golf-gene...

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

 

[dogzter]

 

[CharlesU Farley]

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See Harley, it still works!

 

[Putembk]

Wonder how much Viagra he had to take.....she looks like shumer looking over the top of her glasses.

 

[ost]

Damm ! almost fell of me chair again
Imma gonna have to start wearing a helmet for now on.

seat belt required!

 

[Magu🌈]

I did try some Kalinga Mountain 'erb in the Philippines once upon a time - it was a racy sativa type - but most of the 'erb there was a bit schwaggy - not dissimilar to sun dried and bagged Mexi brick weed with lots of seeds and stems - probably brought over by the Spanish from Mexico/S.America - when the Philippines was a Spanish colony -

Hey Gypsy. You said that you had lost some bodyfat by working out. Have you had to change the way you exercise as you get older? I am still holding as much muscle as I had when I was younger ( im 57 ) but im starting to get arthritis in my joints. Are you doing anything special?