Well then - you shouldn't be such a naughty boy -I get smacked when I use it.
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Out of respect for my wife's wishes - I always try and keep expletive laden language - to the absolute minimum in our home - always telling the kids to NEVER swear around their Mother - but occasionally my wife does swear 
- only in some dialect from Bicol in the Philippines - and none of us understands what she's saying - so can't really take offence -
- only in some dialect from Bicol in the Philippines - and none of us understands what she's saying - so can't really take offence -
@Gypsy NirvanaYa - the memory comes back to me now - the oldie guy was born in 1899 - and had lived thru 2 world wars - he had so much to share about what he had gone thru - and me having no family in the states - he was kinda like my Grandpa for a while there - but he was so lonely - his wife kid and all his lifetime buddies had already died - and he was left in this world alone - he would really appreciate it when I would visit - although he was wracked by cancer - and soon passed on - but he felt a strong need to pass on his stories verbally to me - as if to say - 'Yeah - I was the man who lived thru all these trials and travesties in life - and I ain't ready to go yet - till I pass the stories of them - onto this young man here' - (and that was me - listening intently - fully entertained) - RIP JimI remember you well -
and now his story still lives on through you!
/im raising one to Jim right now!
born in 1899 i cant even imagine the changes he saw in his lifetime and what he has been through
/ i hear one day electricity will light up our nights and we will all bask in its warming glow,
plus this will be the war to end all wars
@dogzter dont make me roll up a newspaper
like gypsy said you dont swear or smoke around gam-gams
/at least not my gam
its just a respect thing and in some cultures respect still carries a lot of weight
/f'n pootang ah na mos! (phonetic spelling of course
TO JIM!
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My Mum was just the same - she would hit you with the first available blunt instrument - if you had the sheer ordasity to dare to swear
in her presence -She would say - 'Can't you be more original - than regaling people with foul common words!' - and - 'We have many words in the English language - don't let me hear of those words - that give the other ones - a bad name' -
I guess that we didn't have such a thing as 'Free Speech' - in our home back then - or you'd get clobbered with a mallet - or whatever was handy - lol
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that is a good looking kid and happy birthday to your mrs! my friendYoungest son came by today to say hi and celebrate Moms Bday.
He has grown quite a bit since he was a baby but he will always be our baby.
I asked him now his workouts were going and he said like this.
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Good looking kid takes after me like a mirror.
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I like to tell him struggle all you want this is your future if you are lucky.
looks like someone lifts
/pops haz to do a dbl taek!
so now im the least best looking guy in this thread?!
so just to rank
#1 gypsy
#2 your boy (nice hat fag)
#3 your pup
#4 Dr.Cloud
#5 and now you, loose the freaking tie dye you hippy
/is that chicken?
im not here for my looks but i seems im the ugliest one of all !
Used to play this Elvis re-mix - gunning the Jag out of Amsterdam - heading for Calais - and the Channel Tunnel - to home in London -
Great Driving
Song/Tune -
'A little less conversation - a little more ACTION!'
Great Driving
Song/Tune - 'A little less conversation - a little more ACTION!'
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
That's very kind of you and its a cinnamon roll the wife asked for instead of cake.
Finally made a list that doesnt involve a government agency.
That's very kind of you and its a cinnamon roll the wife asked for instead of cake.
Finally made a list that doesnt involve a government agency.
Alright then - who's the rapper in the budgie smugglers? -
More on the Tyson v Paul fight - coming up in July - pretty through analysis this time -
That's very kind of you and its a cinnamon roll the wife asked for instead of cake.
Finally made a list that doesnt involve a government agency.
dont get too cozy in your spot! there still might be a unicorn who comes through
/just pushes pops lower in the rankings
show us your tits!
that was a pro move by the mrs right there because f'cake!
well played 11!!
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@Gypsy Nirvana
ive seen this jake paul stuff, how he is going to fight with iron mike tyson
hogwash is all i can say
everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
ive seen this jake paul stuff, how he is going to fight with iron mike tyson
hogwash is all i can say
everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
I have family that live north of Fresno. A little town called Atwater. I had a lot of good times there. I guess its not so little now.
Wishing that I could get paid for 'Hogwash' -
That is a heartwarming story. You are a good soul Gypsy.Ya - the memory comes back to me now - the oldie guy was born in 1899 - and had lived thru 2 world wars - he had so much to share about what he had gone thru - and me having no family in the states - he was kinda like my Grandpa for a while there - but he was so lonely - his wife kid and all his lifetime buddies had already died - and he was left in this world alone - he would really appreciate it when I would visit - although he was wracked by cancer - and soon passed on - but he felt a strong need to pass on his stories verbally to me - as if to say - 'Yeah - I was the man who lived thru all these trials and travesties in life - and I ain't ready to go yet - till I pass the stories of them - onto this young man here' - (and that was me - listening intently - fully entertained) - RIP Jim
Thegreengrower64
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My language can be considered very offensive, as i cus and swear like it's going out of fashion. However, as soon as I'm around my 2 boys and their partners, I completely switch into very respectful mode.Out of respect for my wife's wishes - I always try and keep expletive laden language - to the absolute minimum in our home - always telling the kids to NEVER swear around their Mother - but occasionally my wife does swear
Probably why I spend so much of my time alone
. Ahh well.Good morow..pissing down yet again.
Imagine living in a world without geo engineering..
Ah - so you can turn 'The Gentleman' on at will - that's a good tool to have -My language can be considered very offensive, as i cus and swear like it's going out of fashion. However, as soon as I'm around my 2 boys and their partners, I completely switch into very respectful mode.
Probably why I spend so much of my time alone
Good morow..pissing down yet again.
Imagine living in a world without geo engineering..
in your social interaction toolbox 
Thegreengrower64
Well-known member
I must state, I'm only like that when I'm on my lonesome. Swearing at the TV and the like. But don't we all..Ah - so you can turn 'The Gentleman' on at will - that's a good tool to have -
I've got this feral cat, that's been visiting my garden for a considerable amount of time now. It's so nervous. But I feed it everyday with proper meat ( my leftovers from dinner. I eat a lot of fresh meat). Gradually it's getting used to me. Sometimes it'll even let me fuss her. But the slightest movement or noise and its gone.
I'm not really a cat person, but this one has me.
I'm going to persevere, I have too. So far, it'll venture as close to the backdoor buts it's so so nervous. But everyday I think I'm gaining ground, gaining its trust but its extremely wary.
Should I stop. Should I carry on.
Any tips, appreciated. Thanks.
Jeez. You guys are talkin' playpen. You oughta try to survive a life of horizontal refreshment with a red-haired witch with a scary imagination.
Gypsy -- Just saw this as I was trying to catch up.
You have not thought the concept through. Grand, noble idea. Except for the REAL part of humanity... and the idea they will get and implement, also:
Breed for slaves. Worker bees. Submissives.
Dorothy and companions tried to take a short cut in Oz, remember?
Do you really think humanity would not have an iron-bound caste system?
The icing on your selective breeding cake conceal Dachau.
This guy is channeling yer Unca Walt.Here's how it's working out in America:
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Then look and see how much federal taxes these corporation paid and then look at what percentage of _your_ wages went for fed taxes.
This ain't politics, it's fucking capitalism at its worst.
Now, let's get back to the titties. I know I'm an FNG here in this thread/site and don't know shit, but why are Party Boobs selfie's _not_ okay in here, yet others post all this sweet, nipply goodness every morning?
I like titties as much as the next guy but seeing Subgirls beefcake shots really didn't do much for me.
