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Really like this Elvis re-mix - it rocks and rolls - 
CharlesU Farley
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Back in the day, my grandfather had lower back surgery and always was in a lot of pain. There was a liquid medication called Heet liniment that he used to use. One time, he got too much of it on the applicator and it ran down the crack of his ass. All I remember him saying was, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" The liquid had ran down the crack of his ass and completely saturated his hemorrhoids.I got mentholated shaving cream on my nutz once and that turned into a fuckin nightmare pretty fast.
He said it made him forget all about his back pain.
dogzter
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I bet!Back in the day, my grandfather had lower back surgery and always was in a lot of pain. There was a liquid medication called Heet liniment that he used to use. One time, he got too much of it on the applicator and it ran down the crack of his ass. All I remember him saying was, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" The liquid had ran down the crack of his ass and completely saturated his hemorrhoids.
He said it made him forget all about his back pain.
Ahh - now - I wonder how this Cheech and Chong vid got into my youtube? - Ehhh - lol
yes Sir!
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I knew a real oldie Americano that I used to visit in Fresno California - many years ago when I was in my early 20's - he had a bottle of this Brown's Solution that he swore by as a heavy pain reliever - one day I read the bottle tag - and it had cocaine and laudenum in it - kinda like the speedball - that John Belushi died of - mixing coke and smack - this old guy had all sorts of antique pain relievers - and would take them - then rail off all sorts of great stories from his past - he was a natural storyteller - and I could listen to him for hours and hours and not get bored -
Back in the day, my grandfather had lower back surgery and always was in a lot of pain. There was a liquid medication called Heet liniment that he used to use. One time, he got too much of it on the applicator and it ran down the crack of his ass. All I remember him saying was, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" The liquid had ran down the crack of his ass and completely saturated his hemorrhoids.
He said it made him forget all about his back pain.
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oldfogey8
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He and I would have made very ugly sheet stains. Neither of us are attractive…
oldfogey8
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That explains what is going on in the white house…
Ya - the memory comes back to me now - the oldie guy was born in 1899 - and had lived thru 2 world wars - he had so much to share about what he had gone thru - and me having no family in the states - he was kinda like my Grandpa for a while there - but he was so lonely - his wife kid and all his lifetime buddies had already died - and he was left in this world alone - he would really appreciate it when I would visit - although he was wracked by cancer - and soon passed on - but he felt a strong need to pass on his stories verbally to me - as if to say - 'Yeah - I was the man who lived thru all these trials and travesties in life - and I ain't ready to go yet - till I pass the stories of them - onto this young man here' - (and that was me - listening intently - fully entertained) - RIP Jim
I remember you well -
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CharlesU Farley
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Change sailor to conductor and this was me and my Grandpa:Ya - the memory comes back to me now - the oldie guy was born in 1899 - and had lived thru 2 world wars - he had so much to share about what he had gone thru - and me having no family in the states - he was kinda like my Grandpa for a while there - but he was so lonely - his wife kid and all his lifetime buddies had already died - and he was left in this world alone - he would really appreciate it when I would visit - although he was wracked by cancer - and soon passed on - but he felt a strong need to pass on his stories verbally to me - as if to say - 'Yeah - I was the man who lived thru all these trials and travesties in life - and I ain't ready to go yet - till I pass the stories of them - onto this young man here' - (and that was me - listening intently - fully entertained) - RIP Jim
Took it upon myself back then to realize that older people have a wealth of life experience - stories of joy and woe - that they need to remember - and somehow pass on - so as to let further generations know about it all - sometimes educational - oftentimes darn entertaining -
- I worked the door at this club called The Keystone - in San Francisco - and met William S. Burroughs - the great American author - he was doing a gig at the club - must have been in his 70's at the time - but still had so much to share -
- I worked the door at this club called The Keystone - in San Francisco - and met William S. Burroughs - the great American author - he was doing a gig at the club - must have been in his 70's at the time - but still had so much to share -
dogzter
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I have always enjoyed my time with the older generations as well.
Learned quite a few things and had a lot of laughs.
Also saw some heartbreak as well outliving everyone and everything you ever loved is brutal in its own right.
Zero snow in this front and no rain either which sucks cuz we're down this year.
Ready,set........squat!
Learned quite a few things and had a lot of laughs.
Also saw some heartbreak as well outliving everyone and everything you ever loved is brutal in its own right.
Zero snow in this front and no rain either which sucks cuz we're down this year.
Ready,set........squat!
dogzter
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Youngest son came by today to say hi and celebrate Moms Bday.
He has grown quite a bit since he was a baby but he will always be our baby.
I asked him now his workouts were going and he said like this.
Good looking kid takes after me like a mirror.
I like to tell him struggle all you want this is your future if you are lucky.
He has grown quite a bit since he was a baby but he will always be our baby.
I asked him now his workouts were going and he said like this.
Good looking kid takes after me like a mirror.
I like to tell him struggle all you want this is your future if you are lucky.
Happy BirthdayYoungest son came by today to say hi and celebrate Moms Bday.
He has grown quite a bit since he was a baby but he will always be our baby.
I asked him now his workouts were going and he said like this.
Good looking kid takes after me like a mirror.
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I like to tell him struggle all you want this is your future if you are lucky.
Mum - looks like a healthy boy - I know the feeling/duty of having to make our kid's stronger 
- it's like some paternal instinct - that must be applied - And now for a bit of 'Bricktop' - a VERY unsavoury character - in the Guy Ritchie film 'Snatch' - could be said to be Britain's answer to Joe Pesci - not very dog friendly - and a dodgy boxing promoter -
dogzter
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Happy Birthday
And now for a bit of 'Bricktop' - a VERY unsavoury character - in the Guy Ritchie film 'Snatch' - could be said to be Britain's answer to Joe Pesci - not very dog friendly - and a dodgy boxing promoter -
Love the gratuitous use of the word cunt in your culture........ can't really get away with that one here.
Definitely our responsibility to form the coming generation always nas been always will be.
Children cannot do for self.
Funny that word - can be used as an insult - but often used as a semi-affectionate term/word - particularly amongst Aussies and Brits -
- As in - ' How's ya mate Rono doing these days Bob?' - 'Well as always - he's a bit of a silly cunt - gets himself in a tizzy over nadda all the time - but that's Rono' -
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dogzter
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