The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place.
"I was just stupid," I teased.
When he said he was happy to hear that, I requested an explanation.
"People get divorced all the time because they fall out of love," he said. "But I've never heard of anybody falling out of stupid

 

[Budshine]

@Old Fogey …Herijuana x Blueberry 2022



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Man that’s a proper hillside full you got there Bigsur51! Ooof ,this year I have mostly been in the garden …nice !!

 

[Budshine]

Bet that was special …you get a hard winter as well there Bigsur?

 

[SubGirl]

Not so sure he is going in the right directions

But you don’t know do you? Or maybe you,,,no you don’t…

 

[Budshine]

Pitsea market, nice cheap staypress and a large savacenter with cheap sausage n chips and lemon meringue pie. Great giggly rocky regularly around the .

I'm not sure our local Mr rossi was a nonce though he would give out free ice creams if you danced for him.

Luckily i always had 15p for a popeye

Hey Hello
Fuckin pitsea mate ….we used deliberately get run over by him to get a free one …u make it out ..where u now lol

 

[jokerman]

But you don’t know do you? Or maybe you,,,no you don’t…

Concerning the right directions on the feminine pathway was learned at an early age.
Way b4 GPS
" I have complete and detailed files." : Terminator.

 

[Budshine]

I’m down the road myself still on the London Road into Southend …been all over ,went back after 20 odd years and had my beautiful daughter,couldn’t hack it again though,just had to see a better horizon than feckin Gloucester park,my dogs killed so many rats in that park

 

[Budshine]

Sorry man that should be pm or something…sorry Subgirl

 

[Budshine]

what’s going on ,I need to re read this entire thread …I do japologise

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Concerning the right directions on the feminine pathway was learned at an early age.
Way b4 GPS
" I have complete and detailed files." : Terminator.

Depending on your perspective and his objective, and thank God there's a bunch of old farts in here, 'cause I hear Millennials love this... ya'll ain't talking about this shit, are ya? :

 

[jokerman]

A couple had twin sons from about one year old. The first one could talk. The second one couldn't. They tryed everthing to make the little guy talk, but didn't succeed. In an act of desperation the father desided to take the child to Lourdes. Once they got there, he immersed the child in the holy water. The kid crawled sneezing out of the water and yelled: DICKHEAD ! The father pushed the kid again in the water and again, the kid yelled: DICKHEAD, when it crawled out. Excited the father called his wife to tell her the good news, that the child had yelled that he was a dickhead. "that's because that's what you are" said the mother. "You took the wrong kid "

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Hey Gypsy. Did you smoke any localy grown pot when you lived in the Philipenes? I think they have a landrace but Im not certain.

I did try some Kalinga Mountain 'erb in the Philippines once upon a time - it was a racy sativa type - but most of the 'erb there was a bit schwaggy - not dissimilar to sun dried and bagged Mexi brick weed with lots of seeds and stems - probably brought over by the Spanish from Mexico/S.America - when the Philippines was a Spanish colony -

 

[SubGirl]

Anybody watching the Dude Wipes 250 tonight?

 

[jokerman]

Depending on your perspective and his objective, and thank God there's a bunch of old farts in here, 'cause I hear Millennials love this... ya'll ain't talking about this shit, are ya? :

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Negative !

 

[jokerman]

Anybody watching the Dude Wipes 250 tonight?

Que es esso?

 

[SubGirl]

Que es esso?

NASCAR sponsored by dude wipes

“IT’S LIKE A WINTER KISS FROM SANTA ON YOUR BUTT.”

 

[jokerman]

NASCAR sponsored by dude wipes

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gotcha!

 

[dogzter]

NASCAR sponsored by dude wipes

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No thanks!







Pudding face is a classic.

 

[SubGirl]

gotcha!

I saw that on their website. I wouldn’t make that shit up

 

[SubGirl]

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