I heard it was Paul, not Peter...lol/
It was Mary not peter, or Paul...
Peter, Paul, and Mary...weren't they an early music group?
They puffed the magic dragon
a retired ventriloquist was sitting on his porch one day, bored to tears. looked up and saw an man coming down the dirt road riding a horse, with a dog trotting alongside the horse & a sheep following with a rope halter. sez to himself "now THIS could be fun. fellow stopped to water his horse & ventriloquist walked down to talk to him. he asks "horse, how is he treating you?" throws his voice so horse says "pretty good. feeds me oats." man is stunned! ventriloquist asks dog "how is life going?" and throws voice into dog saying "fantastic! his daughter thinks it is cute when i hunch on her legs.." man starts to cry. ventriloquist asks him "okay if i ask your sheep a question?" man screams "fuck, no! sheep lie..."
Snook
Still Learning
Medical School
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.
One of the questions asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered “spine” are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.
One of the questions asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered “spine” are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with the question, “What do you think is your biggest weakness?”
The man thinks for a moment, then says, “I think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty.”
The interviewer says, “I don’t think that’s a weakness.”
The man replies , “I don’t give a fuck what you think!”
The man thinks for a moment, then says, “I think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty.”
The interviewer says, “I don’t think that’s a weakness.”
The man replies , “I don’t give a fuck what you think!”
" I Told my Friend she was Drawing her eyebrows too high and she looked Surprised! "
Battered women
Battered women
You know last year in LA county, there were over 20,000 cases of battered women? ... And to think I've been eating them plain this whole time...
Cm
Battered women
You know last year in LA county, there were over 20,000 cases of battered women? ... And to think I've been eating them plain this whole time...
Cm
KingCobra66
Active member
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Snook
Still Learning
but I do not have one (snatchWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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F
Fermented
this is excellent advice and applies to everything that flies, floats or phucks.
lamenamenumbers
Member
Do you guys know where bad rainbows go?
They get sent to prism.....
They get sent to prism.....
I get it 
