i am out of rep, but the two posts above me here really deserve lots of it...
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Robrites
I think you hoard your repi am out of rep, but the two posts above me here really deserve lots of it...
Save it for the chicks...
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Robrites
Unfortunately my dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday
Unfortunately my dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday
He buried someone in the wrong hole.
It was a grave mistake.
Unfortunately my dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday
He buried someone in the wrong hole.
It was a grave mistake.
Malato
Member
I'm deaf. I haven't heard anything since I was 6
there aint but one (or 5) on here that i can tell unless you go to their specific thread. at least, i THINK it is a chick...not like anyone posts pictures of themselves.
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Robrites
My co-worker got fired for putting his dick in the pickle slicer at work.
My co-worker got fired for putting his dick in the pickle slicer at work.
She got fired too.
My co-worker got fired for putting his dick in the pickle slicer at work.
She got fired too.
lamenamenumbers
Member
A classic, or should I say vlassic..... I've heard that one before with a longer set up, but it also works well with the quick two lines. Thanks for this one and the other gems you posted up. The folks at work are going to hear all about my various firings from the cemetery this week. A guy tried to sell me a glass casket last week. I asked him how they were selling, he told me, "remains to be seen".
lamenamenumbers
Member
That's the story of my life. That's an awesome line Bud Green. I got fired from the bank, because I lost interest... I had too, seemed appropriate.
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Robrites
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits in your wife’s clothes
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits in your wife’s clothes
The Immigration "debate" has created a flurry of coverage in local and national media, and we hear many stories that break your heart. One such story reported from the Los Angeles Times is quoted below:
Latinos in Southern California say they are worried by the crackdown on immigration and the potential impact on their families.
In an attempt to seek some relief from this terrible situation, one local Latino man posted this note on the White House website:
"I'm terrified that President Trump is going to deport my Latina
mother-in-law, who is here illegally and lives at 1801 3rd Street, Los Angeles, CA 90023. It's the blue house on the corner. She gets home from work about 6:00 p.m. every day."
Latinos in Southern California say they are worried by the crackdown on immigration and the potential impact on their families.
In an attempt to seek some relief from this terrible situation, one local Latino man posted this note on the White House website:
"I'm terrified that President Trump is going to deport my Latina
mother-in-law, who is here illegally and lives at 1801 3rd Street, Los Angeles, CA 90023. It's the blue house on the corner. She gets home from work about 6:00 p.m. every day."
Brother Nature
Well-known member
You're a male, stuck on a desert island. What are the two things you need?
Pussy
and
Strange Pussy...
Pussy
and
Strange Pussy...
RMS
Brother Nature
Well-known member
What did the Rastafarian tuber say to himself after some serious contemplation?
"I yam what I yam because I yam a yam."
(Seriously, it is funny if you say it out loud to yourself in a Jamaican accent...)
"I yam what I yam because I yam a yam."
(Seriously, it is funny if you say it out loud to yourself in a Jamaican accent...)
