@Microbeman: Heard that one before.... when G. W. Bush was president 
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Wife asks husband for money for breast enlargement.
Husband hands her a two pieces of toilet paper and tells her to rub the folded paper between her small breasts every morning.
Wife says "How the hell is that going to make them bigger?"
He replies "I don't know but it worked on your ass"
Husband hands her a two pieces of toilet paper and tells her to rub the folded paper between her small breasts every morning.
Wife says "How the hell is that going to make them bigger?"
He replies "I don't know but it worked on your ass"
MicroRoy
Active member
Funny.
same husband, after eating dinner...
Right Barbara, get your coat, I'm off down the pub.
Ohhhh Jim! she beams. Are you taking me with you?
No he says, Im turning the fire off.
@Microbeman: Heard that one before.... when G. W. Bush was president
Goes to show ya eh?
lamenamenumbers
Member
yet again, torn from today's headlines
yet again, torn from today's headlines
Why won't congress impeach Trump?
Because Republicans believe in carrying a baby the full term.
yet again, torn from today's headlines
Why won't congress impeach Trump?
Because Republicans believe in carrying a baby the full term.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
No but I heard a mushroom is a fungi to be with
edit - I can't believe you dragged me down to that
yes, yes it is...
By the way that is magnificent sir.... size matters
Anybody that drives slower than you is an idiot
Anybody that drives faster than you is a maniac...
Anybody that drives faster than you is a maniac...
anybody that drives slower IN THE LEFT LANE is an idiot.
anyone that drives faster will pass me ON THE LEFT because i won't try to block them...whether they are a maniac or just late for work.
Well sir, this old feller an' is wife was settin' on th' porch, an' she said, 'Guess what I'd like t'have?'"....
He said, 'What's that?'
She said, 'A great big bowl of vaniller ice cream with choc'late sauce and nuts on top!'
He says, 'Boys howdy, that'd be good. I'll go down to th'store and git us some.'
She said, 'Now that's vaniller ice cream with choc'late sauce and nuts. Better write it down.'
He said, 'Don't need t'write it down, I can remember.'
Little while later, he come back. Had two ham san'wiches. Give one t'her. She looked at that san'wich, lifted the top off and said...
'You mulehead, I told you t'write it down, I wanted mustard on mine.'"
mT
He said, 'What's that?'
She said, 'A great big bowl of vaniller ice cream with choc'late sauce and nuts on top!'
He says, 'Boys howdy, that'd be good. I'll go down to th'store and git us some.'
She said, 'Now that's vaniller ice cream with choc'late sauce and nuts. Better write it down.'
He said, 'Don't need t'write it down, I can remember.'
Little while later, he come back. Had two ham san'wiches. Give one t'her. She looked at that san'wich, lifted the top off and said...
'You mulehead, I told you t'write it down, I wanted mustard on mine.'"
mT
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