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The joke thread, cause we all need to laugh!!!!!!

Cannabis

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No issue, just sit the laptop on the sig-others' belly (or bellies, as the case may be)

tilt the screen down to still see clear, have breakfast, and think about weed at the same time.

If you're on icmag while you're "trying to eat" then you have bigger issues than snails..........

I thought everybody knew about that. :redface: :shucks:
 
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Robrites

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants

Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy.

Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts.
 
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Robrites

Put on yer glasses

Put on yer glasses

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Robrites

I can cut down a tree just by looking at it

I can cut down a tree just by looking at it

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes
 

GOT_BUD?

Weed is a gateway to gardening
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Heard a new yo' momma joke.

Your momma so fat, bitch walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 episodes.
 

Cannabis

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More your momma jokes:

Yo momma was so fat the police took her Malcom X tee shirt cause the hospital helicopter kept tryin' to land on her back.

Yo' mama so fat, she was ironing her Malcom X tee shirt on the drive way, and the helicopter tried to land on it.
 
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