a Florida graduate thought he would celebrate getting out of school with a cool vacation while he was at a Blues Festival in Memphis. walking down Beale Street, he saw a sign that said "Deluxe Mississippi Riverboat Cruise & Gulf of Mexico Vacation! inquire within" "fuck me" he thinks, "that sounds like fun!" so he steps into the office & finds out no one is watching the counter. when he rings the bell for service, two huge goons rush out of the back room & beat him senseless! he wakes up the next morning, tied to an inner-tube & drifting in circles in a Mississippi backwater. suddenly, he spots another person in the same predicament! "hey, buddy!" he yells. when the fellow looks up, he recognizes him as a graduate member of his fraternity at Gainesville. "do they serve breakfast on this cruise?" he asks. "well" his frat bro says "they didn't last year..."
