The joke thread, cause we all need to laugh!!!!!!

[Snook]

Are you feeling a little guilty Snook?
A boy with a stutter wanted to marry his girl. She wanted him checked to se if his stutter could be fixed first. So the poor boy goes to the doc. and he can't find and a thing but his very over sized dick. Well the doc. offers to cut it down to size for him and does. The stutter disappears. As women are she tells in a couple month of being wed, she tells him she didn't mind the stutter so bad and could he have it reattached. Well he tells the old doc if he could have it put back on. The doc looked at him and said FFFFuuCCK you BBUUDDy.

guess its funny to you.. and not guilty at all I tell kid jokes funny guy.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Whatever happened to Polish jokes, I haven't heard one of them in a long time!

 

[Bud Green]

Do you know why most Polish men have such manly, handsome, prominent noses?

......
Because they're all hand-picked...

 

[CosmicGiggle]

that's terrible Bud, and I'm sure Hank would not approve!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Maybe we should forget about reviving the Polish joke, something tells me Payaso wouldn't approve either.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Maybe we should forget about reviving the Polish joke, something tells me Payaso wouldn't approve either.

well...at least 3 people here liked it! maybe go to Slobbovian jokes instead?

 

[CosmicGiggle]

well...at least 3 people here liked it! maybe go to Slobbovian jokes instead?

Armedoldhippie, I'm very impressed with your use of the word 'Slobbovian', I had to look it up myself!

Hey, heard any good HILLBILLIE jokes lately?????

 

[Lester Beans]

Sure!

What does the hillbilly girl say during sex?

Get off me Pa, yer crushing my smokes..

 

[coconutcurry]

Whatever happened to Polish jokes, I haven't heard one of them in a long time!

Two for you:

Why get only Polish babies two slaps after birth, while all other babies get just one slap?
The first slap is to make the bayb cry, like all other babies get one slap to make them breath properly. But the Polish babies get a second slap to make them turn back the watch they stole from the midwife.

For the second joke you have to know I'm from Germany:
Why do Russians always steal two cars. Because they have to pass Poland when they turn home.

 

[Jellyfish]

z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z

 

[CosmicGiggle]

.......... and now we know what happened to Polish jokes, they died out for a reason!!!!

 

[Only Ornamental]

Darn little Johnny, stop going round in circles...


or I'll nail your other foot to the floor too!!!

 

[Bud Green]

Ok, last Polish joke from me.....


While attending the summer Olympics in Europe, some years ago, I saw one of the athletes and asked him, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"

He said, "No, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

 

[coconutcurry]

.......... and now we know what happened to Polish jokes, they died out for a reason!!!!

I fear...you're right. I should listen to my wife. She always admonish me not to tell any jokes, but sometimes I can't resist. So I will have some more weed. Maybe this helps?

 

[Robrites]

Ok, last Polish joke from me.....


While attending the summer Olympics in Europe, some years ago, I saw one of the athletes and asked him, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"

He said, "No I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

This is a good joke.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

more weed always helps, share some with wifey too!

 

[armedoldhippy]

you crazy bastards! i WOULD be out of rep when you start posting the good shit...

 

[Snook]

This is a good joke.

I had to read it 3 times! walter indeed! High Bud!

 

[MoPho]

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[Jellyfish]

You should've quit before the moral part. Also, the cock fight part was confusing, you should've just said they were arguing over who was the better fuck. Everybody's a critic, eh?