The joke thread, cause we all need to laugh!!!!!!

[Capt.Ahab]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned
a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was
properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
“We’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up he said,
“I’m here to feed the alligator…”

 

[Hank Hemp]

Cap. we love that joke everytime it's posted! Thanks.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

LOL. I aint readin' every damn page to see who posted what.

 

[420somewhere]

It's an oldie but a goodie

 

[MicroRoy]

The're going to start putting pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

 

[armedoldhippy]

The're going to start putting pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

think of the enjoyment the ladies will get out of stomping their face flat to put in the recycling...

 

[MicroRoy]

think of the enjoyment the ladies will get out of stomping their face flat to put in the recycling...

They might take them to the dump and get in some target practice.

 

[RudeDog]

How do you know if a suicide bomber had dandruff?

You find his Head & Shoulders 200 yards away.

 

[rykus]

What's the best part about finger banging a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red for free!

 

[rykus]

How about one from the 90's...?

What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Laurenna Bobbit?

Hey, you going to eat that?

 

[Hank Hemp]

Rude the original joke was about the what Columbia astronauts you know or was it the Challenger? H&s found on the beach.

 

[RudeDog]

Rude the original joke was about the what Columbia astronauts you know or was it the Challenger? H&s found on the beach.

Haha...Don't know about that Hank. I know NASA stood for Need Another Seven Astronauts after one of the shuttles exploded.

 

[dddaver]

NASA gave them free vacations upon coming down...they went all over Florida. BwaBwa

 

[GET MO]

OOh ooh!!! 2016 Election! Boom!!!

 

[Cannabis]

What color were ____________________'s (name an astronaut who died in a shuttle explosion) eyes?

Blue.
One blue over here,
one blue over there..

 

[99%]

Rude the original joke was about the what Columbia astronauts you know or was it the Challenger? H&s found on the beach.

What did the female astronaut ask just before Challenger exploded?

"What's this button for?"

 

[MicroRoy]

Why is wrestling stupid?



Its two men with no pants fighting over a belt.

 

[Cannabis]

The nation of India has announced they will be sending a manned, lunar research capsule to the Moon, calling it the largest expedition of it's kind.

Administrators and scientists of their Aerospace program,
have submitted detailed lists of tests to be performed in space and on the lunar surface,
by the 500 astronauts who will be riding on the roof, so they can keep their test equipment, chickens, and cooking pots,
inside out of the winds created by the "incredible speeds of the most impressive, and lunar capsule."

 

[Cannabis]

It has been revealed that a santa at nasa has won this year's Palindrome award.

 

[Cannabis]

NASA has reported they will be building a rover whose main improvement is that they claim it is bicurious. It will initially be sent to lightly brush then delicately probe, the hidden mounds of Venus, seeking to discover signs of moisture; but will also be open to exploring Uranus.