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the dumbest shit you ever said.
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high_hopes
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Went up to a girl and said... ditch the hero and come with the zero. Supposed to be the other way around.
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Lune TNS
Not mine, but a good friend of mine said this to a cop as he was being arrested:
Cop: "You little shit, you ever been beaten the **** up!?"
My (drunk) friend: "NOT BY A COP!"
Cop: "You little shit, you ever been beaten the **** up!?"
My (drunk) friend: "NOT BY A COP!"
420inprogress
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Some random moments from college:
Me: Oh look, it's snowing...
Classmate: Outside?
Me: Watch out, I just farted...
Friend: sniff...sniff...sniff...sniff...oh yeah you did!!
Me: Keg's empty.
Friend: Did we just run out of beer?
Me: Oh look, it's snowing...
Classmate: Outside?
Me: Watch out, I just farted...
Friend: sniff...sniff...sniff...sniff...oh yeah you did!!
Me: Keg's empty.
Friend: Did we just run out of beer?
Discombobul8
Member
"you'll find no C#@ts in here drugstable."
Not said by me but by one of my room mates at uni, in the first week we were there to a cop that had pulled us over on the way to a club. Needless to say we sat on the pavement for a good couple of hours while they did a full search of the car. Removed the door panels and everything.
Not said by me but by one of my room mates at uni, in the first week we were there to a cop that had pulled us over on the way to a club. Needless to say we sat on the pavement for a good couple of hours while they did a full search of the car. Removed the door panels and everything.
I was caught by Customs in France coming back from Amsterdam with 3g of weed, after an hour of search in our car ( i was with a friend), hopefully for them there was their dog.
Custom Girl : " Why the hell would you hide this so well, so few weed"
Me : " I just wanted to have something to smoke back in France, but it seems i won't "^^
(They hadn't find the 3g of hash i had in my cellphone )
Don't know if it's so fun by i'll remember this for life.
Custom Girl : " Why the hell would you hide this so well, so few weed"
Me : " I just wanted to have something to smoke back in France, but it seems i won't "^^
(They hadn't find the 3g of hash i had in my cellphone )
Don't know if it's so fun by i'll remember this for life.
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I was talking to a Buddy about finding a trainer for my animals.He informed me his mother does Horses and his father does dogs.I couldnt stop laughing.
another buddy who grows told me how his dog is always waiting for him to come out of the closet..I thought that was funny as well.
another buddy who grows told me how his dog is always waiting for him to come out of the closet..I thought that was funny as well.
AlaskaGrows
Member
LOL what a great thread! hilarious!
LOL what a great thread! hilarious!
one of the things that comes to mind goes like this, its happened twice
me: hello, how are you?
some random person: good, how are you?
me: im fine thanks how are you.........
STONED!
LOL what a great thread! hilarious!
one of the things that comes to mind goes like this, its happened twice
me: hello, how are you?
some random person: good, how are you?
me: im fine thanks how are you.........
STONED!
Piffington
Active member
AlaskaGrows said:one of the things that comes to mind goes like this, its happened twice
me: hello, how are you?
some random person: good, how are you?
me: im fine thanks how are you.........
STONED!
lol!, I've done that plenty of times.
paq
Member
so me and the girl at the time are smokin upstairs in her bedroom, near her mothers. her mother doesnt want us smoking in the house. So shes like i gotta pee, she goes to leave the room and goto the bathroom and leaves the door wide open after we fishbowled and the smoke is goin downstairs to where her mom is...so i said "shes sooo stuupid" and what do you know she heard me before she got to the bathroom...i slept on the edge of the bed that night.....
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stonedeconomist
AlaskaGrows said:one of the things that comes to mind goes like this, its happened twice
me: hello, how are you?
some random person: good, how are you?
me: im fine thanks how are you.........
STONED!
i've done that so many times i can't count.
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NOKUY said:
then shut the hell up and crawl back under your rock...
just foolin..your ok...2 pac..stupid f u c k
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RoastedO
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I say dumb shit almost daily..
In keeping with the theme.. I have called people all excited and said things like: "Bro, this aint no ordinary boy. The balls are all purple and fuzzy, even have a stink... Gets me all excited just thinkin about it..."
Its times like those that you give an uncomfortable laugh and immediately hang up.. Smoke 2 and call back.... Act like nothing ever happened...
lol..
All the best,
RO
In keeping with the theme.. I have called people all excited and said things like: "Bro, this aint no ordinary boy. The balls are all purple and fuzzy, even have a stink... Gets me all excited just thinkin about it..."
Its times like those that you give an uncomfortable laugh and immediately hang up.. Smoke 2 and call back.... Act like nothing ever happened...
lol..
All the best,
RO
