the dumbest shit you ever said.

[newbieb]

guy: how's it going
me: nothing much
happens quite often

 

[Stoner4Life]

Me: I want my phukking phone call now!

Cop: Who ya gonna call?

Me: Your wife, gotta tell her I won't be making it tonight.......

 

[high_hopes]

one of the things that comes to mind goes like this, its happened twice

me: hello, how are you?
some random person: good, how are you?
me: im fine thanks how are you.........

STONED!

that made me laugh!

 

[gruvygreen]

I bought a cabinet and I'm moving my grow into it from my closet, and I just told some dude I was coming out of the closet.

The dumbest part is I thought for a good long time about how to word it, and couldn't come up with "I'm moving my grow into it from my closet" think I'm going to start wearing a respirator when I paint(LOL)

 

[Guest]

Will you marry me??????

J/K getting married was the best thing I've done in my life.

I'll only do it once though never again!!!!!
GCG

 

[Guest]

^^^^nice..getting divorced was the quickest way for me to lose weight..lol..

 

[Guest]

LMAO that's funny bean pole!!!!!

GCG

 

[karma-shmarma]

I do

 

[devilgoob]

tinfoil is made out of aluminum, i wouldnt say she's an idiot

 

[Dubbydubdubs]

"Listen here mother ****er, I'll shove my ass up your foot!!!"


My dyslexia was kickin in full force


L8r,
D

 

[Joe Budden]

"I'm never smoking weed again" haha yea I go tru these stages lol

 

[PhenoMenal]

"do you want the rest of this? it tastes like shit"