Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[lc00p4]

yo, broken neck rhymes i deliver with ferocity
spit so quick, cannot determine the velocity
high performance, i'm a beast with the microphone
mr rkrone, be callin' the micro forum home
oh shit, this flow be kind of poopy
i go hard like my dick, never be stayin' droopy
enough with all the loathing, i usually don't do it
when the shit hits the fan, duck before the poo hits

i'm thinking we start IC freestyle battles or some shit. this stuff is fun!!!

 

[Guest]

i'm thinking we start IC freestyle battles or some shit. this stuff is fun!!!

oh so you think you can battle-
man, i dont think you handle the lyrical level, at which i spit from
my ryhmes is so hot they be burnin my tongue
fill up my lungs with a big blast of air
and get ready for my lyrics to rip
and leave you in despair
and you gotta get wig cuz i also took your hair.

koopa your nothin but just anotha troopa of mine
when you aint got no loot you stop by to whine
but your not gettin money or any of my time

but maybe ill take your girl out to a movie
and later ill feed her, the white chocolate smoothie

 

[Guest]

Bump 2 da mutha ****in bump!

 

[lc00p4]

bring it!

my rhymes are so dope, i'm lyrically gifted
after puffin on the doja, i get spiritually lifted
enough about me, let's talk about you
paper bag full of shit flow, poop on your shoe
call me mr. kelly, cuz i'll show you where the pee is
unlock my chastity belt, i'll show you where the key is

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I'm back to my rhymes
four nickels make two dimes
after I shoot tequila i like to suck off big fat limes
i'm sitting on my ass thinking of good times
I remembered this thread cuz god gave me a sign

he said to go forth and cleanse the newbs
and say some cool stuff like "I like big boobs"
then end it quick before your image goes down the tubes

 

[gmb]

I'm back like Jansports
Hide drugs from landlords
GMB the pastor
to give you what you asked for
Made your chick's ass sore
just tryin to make you laugh more

 

[Dr. Bloom]

I say what up guys,
with half-closed red eyes,
my name is dr.bloom
been spittin' rhymes since i was in the womb,
won't stop till im in a tomb,
anyway - i smoke buds every day
so come and play come and play,
with another,
last 2 years i've been with your mother,
who you lived inside like a menstrual cramp,
till you were 3 and she sent you to camp,
thats about when i moved in,
least the best part of me,
lets call him little Jim....

anyway this isn't going right....
i have no tactic,
i least with your mom i used a prophylactic,
its sick,
to think of all the things i could have growing on my D***,
herpes, gonnherea, the hiv virus,
all of these live inside vaginas,
and if you get all of them soon you will see,
exactly how much it will hurt when you pee.

**** thats hard to do without a beat. End up all over the damn place lol.

 

[Irishslappop]

In this game called life my friends call me D.S.
The touch is where it's at, we call it finesse
so allow me to express the supremeness which is I
be careful around me because my words contain cyanide
The strong hand of the law is what i defy
take flight with a brown haired girl and hit the sky
as the world turns im know by many a different name
I spark flames, steal claims, we're the gods to dames
but ya'll know me as the slap to the pop
and now that we know i'll let naut let the bass beats drop
William William Tell put you under the spell
Visions of decapataion in his mind as he sits in his jail cell.

 

[A.N.Other]

so wrecked, so wrecked;
like i've come to expect...
find myself on tha web
and i have to respect....

the jam master's thread;
it's back from the dead...
we're sativa driven
and straight to your head.

so what's goin' on?

we're picture posting, we're picture posting;
big up to ic for doing tha hosting...
you're doing good work
means we can get coasting...

with bud shots, pretty flowers, always so fly;
worldwide weed farmers, we're gettin' less shy...
everyone fire up, subverting the man;
we've got get growin', help the people get high.

so what's goin; down?

hids burnin bright;
the rooms out of sight...
growing mad weed
we're seein' the light...

she's a compassionate plant, a medicinal leap;
food for the people and fuel for their jeep...
tell the good folk, each to a man
question the rules, don't follow like sheep.

jeje, that was fun!

 

[CC Rider]

aight so.......im so inclined to
make it all mine
while you be fine dinin
i be straight climbin
higher and higher
even if im in dyer
need
of a mutha ****in good deed
so i plead
give me a hit
of that dank weed.....

i got that sensi star
and it aint sub par
it will take you far
if you so please
it will make you drop to yo knees
like that sour deeze
its all part of my needs
i LOVE cannaweeds

 

[DitBaMay]

YO YO YO check it i smoke weed till i get numb, Don't act dumb girl cuz i'll cum in your bum LOL

 

[Guest]

yes im back, here to excite the place
i used to be artielange,wuclangtan,and hyperspace

im on some gibberish shit, making no sense

i went to the bakery, put a crepe in my pants

 

[jgaf]

pants, pants, i be smokin plants
get blazed and go hit my aunts (wtf)
crazed like, just when im blazed on the mic
put the rhyme styles out of phase like
the minds trapped in a maze
deadly enemys tryna stop me
cant stop a real G
po po had better know they place
ima continue to smoke at this incredible pace
those cops can get they head shot
cause i wont stop, cant stop
except at the shops
real hip hop
gotta pick up some food for my pops
one two one two

 

[chronicinjury]

i blind you with my grow lights
i pierce you with my phonics
i choke you out with chronic
and i drown you in my hydroponics
so if you ain't down with my grow
then suck on my penis
cuz im a motha****in pot growing lyrical supergenius

 

[Guest]

ramen noodles, hiding weed inside a poodle
i take my spliff and blow the smoke right thru you
you're ****in doodoo

 

[kmk420kali]

Let's talk about the brain...insane? It might be, but I re-frain,
from drinking too much, when I'm thinking on the night-train--
Do some shrooms, expand your mind?? It's all good if you're the kind....
That can process the trip, and not be blind, to the difference between hallucinations, and your thoughts un-twined-- (is that properly de-fined??)
Drugs can be good, can be used as a tool, or can be the factor that labels a fool, think you're cool?
Or are you like a thread, wrapped too loose on the spool--
So if you're getting high, search your motivation...pay attention to your destination, or if you have any hesitation...
Because it is not worth losing a relation, or acting a f ucking fool, just to claim the addiction mitigation--
So blaze that shit up, eat it, snort it or slam it...G oddamn it...
If you got a f ucking nuff you can spam it--
But be aware, give a care...if it's f ucking with your life, then be rare...
Put that s hit down, show the family that you care... You got the hair???

**Disclaimer: This is not to anybody...it is to everybody**

 

[fari]

Inspiration from the Godly Divine
creating words that fly past time
representing nothing more
then what each and every soul is seeking for
you see deep in the core
you will hear the Mighty Lion ROAR!!!

Seek and you will find
overstanding of body and mind
wich is the truth of all man-kind
red eyes made to see better beyond the sight
out of darkness into the light
on this flight from this height overview of the night
it is our God given right to fight for the light found in the pipe tonight
so we shall find something that goes beyond our mind the simple truth and essence of it all, standing tall the sudden realize of what InI stepping forward for.
One
Jah
...
..
.

 

[Stoner4Life]

what more can I say but that it is NO surprise this thread has more banned members per post than any other thread in ALL of the forums.......


spitting rap thread....... #1 with a bullet



Was I supposed to make that rhyme?

 

[Guest]

Yes you were now i suggest you concur

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

fuck is a word to describe the absurd
like 2 fags fuckin' and giving birth to a turd

the ass kicker is back