Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[lc00p4]

the way i shit on the haters, you can call it diarrhea flow
they so wack, couldn't make ch-ch-ch-chia grow
really though? yes, i know cuz i have been there
sitting in my grow room, scratching on the chin hair
learn from your mistakes, apply all the knowledge
wisdom is something you don't learn in college
the cold builds character, minnesota has blizzards
talk shit, i empty out your gizzards
im'ma wizzard wit an attitude, don't test my magic
haters suffer the consequences, irony is tragic

 

[varriform]

oh shit

 

[bigherb]

hott damn u cant handle the hold for grands son i blow for my crimes i got slammed in the hole sick as mason wit flows u gett ripped like branson was smoked lights out like a candle was blown i bring the light im the sun n the moon get a handle u grown its a cold world i stand alone got my crome n my ladies in my garden at home pardon im stone so listen up or back off sick a da back talk pretendin they hard doin the cat walk to much of em runnin they lip i make strip quicker then a blast from the gun on my hip shuld hav stayed at home tied da knot wit ya bitch 2 opts get popped or pay rent left the block mov to cali got gunned by crip all that for tryin get digits on the road the riches life lesson make beta decesions

whatttttt

 

[mngreens]

Too young to vote
Too smart to smoke
Lost all her dreams
Lost all her hope

She thought it was love
The law said it was violence
Statitory rape,
Now her voice is silent

Her eyes are closed
And her ears are deaf
Her feet are numb
Ain't stopped running yet
From the pain that resides
With the baby inside
4 months along
growing belly to hide.

Six months down the road
Now the winter's real cold
baby sleepin in the stroller
momma sleepin on the floor

She couldn't pay the rent
'Cause the cash was spent
Kicked out her house
To the streets she went

All that extra baggage
All the newfound hate
Lost her innocence
To a man that's 28

 

[GET MO]

I dont give uh fuck wutcha talkin, cuz yo bitch iz walkin
on the strow fa me, she hoe fa me -bring back doe fa me,
while u beggin 'can u please stay home?'
u eatin the pussy and she givin me dome
wuts that say?
usa trick im a pimp all day
make uh bitch pay
make her run like relay
fuck wut she say
long as she leavin me paid
fuck u beazy, i aint the type ta be played
go psycho like X-raid
i get ta busten, not the one fa u ta be trustin
trust yo bitch while she make me rich
go on empty ya pockets so she can pay me ta suck my dick!

ha ha

 

[GET MO]

I forgot this a weed forum..OK here...


I put hash in the bleez with the broken down trees
get a bitch on er knees make her pay fo the weed and the d
Ima G, so u know I smoke big
hotboxin through the red light like 'fuck them pigs
my trigga neva locked, keep the safety off
let um sweat and watch the 380 pop
why beat around the bush, u know what i push
bluberry hash and that purple kush

find me with your bitch, in your caddy
rollin up a fatty uh that..grandaddy
purps-u know she payin
top dolla bitch, u know I aint playin
fuck wutcha sayin if it aint about cash,
and fuck wutchou smokin if it aint laced with hash

like aftermath, already don did the chronic
so pass that blunt and let me sprinkle somthin on it.

thats some copyrit shit, not a freestyle but that shit go though, yadadIgetmo!

 

[mngreens]

so it's been a while, i've let the anticipation grow
i'll always keep up this shit just to let you know
never stopping just taking breaks so for heaven's sake
don't let the thought of me quitting let your hearts break
cuz i'm perpetual with my thoughts it's what i'm taught
and i do it for free so u got ripped off if what i do is bought

The two guns on my waist leave you six pounds deep
Six feet under the ground is where Jaco sleep
The only thing perpetual is your end
Finite's what I meant, but I used an antonym
Sorry for twistin' verbs and mincin' words
Shits mo' technical than what you spit sittin' on the curb
You get pennies on the dollar, got a girl? Hell, I'll call her
While I please her sweetly, strangers make your tin can holler

 

[iLLperception]

ok my friends and I have this long standing Donkey Boner joke so....here's my freestyle i just wrote this morning for someone at work:

I'm representin for the Donkey Boners
I hang with a bunch of honky stoners
and growers and cocky flow n3rds
with mo' verbs than crosswords

we move shit like sewers
and correct gangsta lean with skewers
watch your every move like remote desktop viewers
cuz everybody trying to outdo or screw us

I'm livin life the high way
even tho I look forward to casual friday
pushin keys like im playin a steinway
so incog you'll never find meh
cuz you're stabbin blindly in the dark
while i'm planting kind seeds in the park
I'm like Noah, you're a lone ardvark
cuz your CFLs don't ride the the Arc

 

[abirdintheair]

off the dome like a killers chrome nine milli
cracking stones all alone face twisted silly
a hammer that nails talk about when they walk about
when i lash out no sound screams or shouts
just rain and devastation a living reincarnation
of machete jason runnin chasin slicing and raping
all of your thoughts and dreams wishes and scenes
in front your eyes realize what you cant believe

 

[SOURSOILDER]

yo im str8 chillen up on icmag
rippen ill freestyle flows
wit major spalshes of swag
now if yall dont know das an east coast thing
nycd piffin it up with that mexi brick spin
oweeee blunts smellin skunky
so glad i smoke trees
and not a dope junkie !
ahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[bigherb]

dangerous wen i aim this dog u think wit ya anus need qualudes to restrain us boys in blue cant maintain us cells of hell cant contain us i get wild off da ang dust just smile n da flame bust insane thus tho memories of foes hoes those i got cash n ass wit eyes low wen da grass lit i put ya ass in a casket who shot ya i asked it anint all bout steel only a thug if ya souls real jealousy wat my foes feel i get around like a dope deal u just hyped a coke feel still soft like oatmeal im notorious for rhymin u get cut several times like a diamond punks bleed n they whinin now u dead n u shining soul restless no patients for testers so giv me a sign or a message i understand betta wen zested i drop motts like da L u get drop like a shell im wrong nigga ta fuc wit i buck then duck quick alive on da luck tip poor since im born ya add ta da list of more ta mourn an angel in disguse undress u my eyes dog i see threw da lies try to sleep threw cries so im high till i die survivin da struggles of da ny in these days n times crime pays in young minds caz rainy days in anint no sunshine real tlk anint no punch lines

another ruff one

 

[gmb]

My dick is bigger than..that guy who sings "My Dick"
That fucker must be near sighted
Rhyme cause I'm righteous. Right when I rhyme this
Blind you with my fossil watch brightness. Alright bitch
I got my bling at the mall by the food court and smoke shop
one-two you don't stop. Pick it up when the flow drops
slow your roll, Pops. I got two threads to rhyme in.
But this is more like Shel Silverstein. It isn't really freestylin.

Edit: Wow...it has been a long time w/ out a bump.

 

[bigherb]

first things first i anint a stick up kid or paper ganster always got da cron ike i always got my banger danger is somthin u cant escape i smoke som haze n debate look in my eyes see ya fate feel like im fallin under this weight on my shoulders niggaz in brooklyn high can relate thats why im colder sober thats a feelin i neva had like growin up wit a dad my mentality was mad i want all i neva had spent my time in bookin hit wit fumes from cookin wat i hav was almost tookin not a care or a fear in da world as da smoke fills lungs my stress becomes untwirled scent fills the room n its a mix of skunk n a girl sweet but pungent in life its balls that run shit do it or its done wit in life theres not always time 4 assumption

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

been over a year since I made this thread
I ain't going no where peeps don't dread
I have no plan in sight to put rhymes to bed
just type whatever the fuck comes to my head
leave you all in wow over what I just said

 

[Irishslappop]

hahaha Jam master Jaco,
you started the thread and no disrespect
But im stompin down your blocko.
i got a 3 piece suit, a top hat, and my glocko.
Think im gonna stop? hell no,
double perc bong full of california homegrown hydro

now although i got a good show let me expalin what happened to all my dough,
walkin down the beach real slow had an under cover roll up on me like cotton eyed joe,
first asked me if i had the time then if i had something to ease his mind,
as a person who shares and a person whos kind i gladly told him i'd sell him a dime.

Had on the gun man, no more fun. no more fun, should i stay or run?
man this ain't right, the whole situation is wrong, now my buds and cash all gone. damn.

 

[bigherb]

lov to sip cognac n blow sour d smoke so much could be the first time sombody drown in weed .i stay above the clouds wit dutches n white owls so nobody could look down on me first time u frown on me be ya last call to 911 100 niggaz surroundin me.no words just birds n beans stalks seahawks like wen I lite n she tlks nothin to say just roll n spark same as da street but i approach wit caution dont speak like autism dole no dawgs wit him born an accident the lord sent him.so i wont stop like earth axis like surprises so i keep my shirt backwards ready to roll i ten pack it neva slackin this anint rappin homie its affirmative action taxin caz i wont braxton money n soprano backin.anint been around a while i took a trip it was all good a week ago look at this from nics to bricks now i lean on da buildin it was all a dream on da scene gettin cream from feens wit children it a war goin on outside no man is safe from thats were we get hate from so all day i blaze som n wait 4 my day to come.

high as i wanna be no rap im just tlkin plezzzz

 

[ureapwhatusow]

sittin & thinkin my high mind speakin
bout all the freakin when the weed starts reekin
about the ppl seekin da garden dat im keepin

my best girl is green
she started as a bean
im da king, shes my queen
just me and her, nothing in between

but dont find it shockin
cause the girls im rockin
keep the custies flockin
cause tha reek is jaw droppin
the smoke heart stoppin

first time high every time
feels so good, makes me rhyme
aint stoppin me tho its a crime
fuck those who drop da dime

so need it some want it
some have it some flaunt it
some smoke it some grow it

let me share knowledge so you
can claim your crown and lady too

ill break it down so you know
plant a seed and youll reap what you sow

 

[Irishslappop]

she's lookin at me, she's lookin at me, she's lookin a me, so i look right back
she could be blonde, brunette, a redhead, white, brown, yellow, or black
whether shes flat or stacked, bootied, or racked, she knows that im no hack.
and with glee, i remember the most important thing, heh, she's lookin at me.
:]

 

[Irishslappop]

oh come on don't tell me im the only one,
it's been two days bitches, lets have some fun!
im down for a battle, def jam, or word painting indeed
I got the booze if yall bring the weed.

That said, the air tonight is like a hand gripping me
i feel the fingers of the earth wrap around me ever so gently
And everything seems right about tonight
about to go jam with my band, create something tight.

I don't have the greatest lyrical might,
but give me a bass guitar and listen to me take flight
notes and colors mix like C-Mo and root beer
with a creshendo so immence you have to steer clear.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo i've been jamming lately to hair metal rock
Def Leppard, Aerosmith, and Sebastian Bach
if he were in the same room with me i'd probably suck his cock
if he were the red hot chili peppers i'd first remove the sock

had to edit in "probably"
cuz idk if I'd just dive in sloppily
I'd probably say "hello" first
then ask him how often he's rehearsed
then if I like what I hear I'll go queer
but maybe i'll be frozen with fear
cuz I just don't know if the dude from Skid Row
would appreciate a kiss from a fan let alone a blow