J
Jam Master Jaco
I like the W, and I don't mean george bush
I mean like Weed that sticks to mirrors with a smoosh
I mean like Weed that sticks to mirrors with a smoosh
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iLLperception
Member
With a name like Jam Master Jaco you front like you're famous,
but you're just a pair of sunglasses on a dog's anus
I got two fat grapes, but they won't fit your container
you're clock's not 4:20, and you think you got flava?
but you're just a pair of sunglasses on a dog's anus
I got two fat grapes, but they won't fit your container
you're clock's not 4:20, and you think you got flava?
The_Leader
Non-Hilocentric
my name dont matter
as long as my wallet gets fatter
from flinging free words
out in the burbs
to rich kids w/no identity
so they look up to me
me
you c
the ex con
w/multiple felonys
for trying to be free in a locked down scocity
w/ppl that cant c their eyes are closed as tight as can be
open ur eyes and take it in
so u dont let it happen again an again
fredom is a state of mind
not security from the gov to save ur worthless behind
get off ur ass and take a stand
or stop bitching about the man.
as long as my wallet gets fatter
from flinging free words
out in the burbs
to rich kids w/no identity
so they look up to me
me
you c
the ex con
w/multiple felonys
for trying to be free in a locked down scocity
w/ppl that cant c their eyes are closed as tight as can be
open ur eyes and take it in
so u dont let it happen again an again
fredom is a state of mind
not security from the gov to save ur worthless behind
get off ur ass and take a stand
or stop bitching about the man.
iLLperception
Member
the leader supports pole dancing females
but his web cache was full of hole fancying she-males
some stripper probably told on your weed sales
then society thought to fix you they need jails
so they locked you up with no plea's or bails
blind to the fact that the system has failed
freedom is dead and the coffin is nailed
so i pass you the joint and sing happy trails.
these posts are of course all in fun in the spirit of battle raps, and no personal offense is intended! 
but his web cache was full of hole fancying she-males
some stripper probably told on your weed sales
then society thought to fix you they need jails
so they locked you up with no plea's or bails
blind to the fact that the system has failed
freedom is dead and the coffin is nailed
so i pass you the joint and sing happy trails.
these posts are of course all in fun in the spirit of battle raps, and no personal offense is intended!
F
fully baked
illperception is spitting his rhymes
thing is hes only got a little time
before those balls in his avy right up there
split wide open and pollinate hairs
Your infatuation with balls doesn't surprise
Up there talking bout the she-males, probably nice on your eyes
But alls good at the end of the day
Just smoke those males, your headache will go away
But for me, I'm gonna stay
and toke on my girls while chilling on IC
cause you know this bong's packed just for me...
But I feel a little bad seeing a stoner in need
So I hit my bong and pass the weed
Light it up ill, no balls guaranteed
Pass it on and overgrow this seed
thing is hes only got a little time
before those balls in his avy right up there
split wide open and pollinate hairs
Your infatuation with balls doesn't surprise
Up there talking bout the she-males, probably nice on your eyes
But alls good at the end of the day
Just smoke those males, your headache will go away
But for me, I'm gonna stay
and toke on my girls while chilling on IC
cause you know this bong's packed just for me...
But I feel a little bad seeing a stoner in need
So I hit my bong and pass the weed
Light it up ill, no balls guaranteed
Pass it on and overgrow this seed
iLLperception
Member
I see the next man to step up to the plate
is a fellow ICMagger with the name fully baked
his raps make me wonder if he's fully awake,
if his bowl's packed with buds, or if it's fully shake.
Now that I've found this thread, oh I fear
that I'll forget about growing weed and hang here
sittin and smokin and writin my raps
though I'm white, suburban, nerdy, and fat
is a fellow ICMagger with the name fully baked
his raps make me wonder if he's fully awake,
if his bowl's packed with buds, or if it's fully shake.
Now that I've found this thread, oh I fear
that I'll forget about growing weed and hang here
sittin and smokin and writin my raps
though I'm white, suburban, nerdy, and fat
F
fully baked
Its true I'm not fully awake
cause of this smoke from the shake
Just imagine what the buds will do to you mate
Don't forget about growing, such a wonderful plant
You can rap all day, but that's that
grow some buds, and in no time you'll see
you can smoke some shake that gets you as stoned as me
Having lots of fun with ya ill.
Toke it easy
cause of this smoke from the shake
Just imagine what the buds will do to you mate
Don't forget about growing, such a wonderful plant
You can rap all day, but that's that
grow some buds, and in no time you'll see
you can smoke some shake that gets you as stoned as me
Having lots of fun with ya ill.
Toke it easy
iLLperception
Member
Yo I wanted to rap back about how you are weak,
then I saw your Hashberry pic at 3 weeks,
it was so beautiful I can barely speak
I bet you need carbon cuz she probably reeks.
And yo as we speak I got beans in the mail,
They're hashberry too, yo how can that fail?
But it's been 3 weeks since my confirmation email,
if customs snagged my seeds I hope they all turn out male.
then I saw your Hashberry pic at 3 weeks,
it was so beautiful I can barely speak
I bet you need carbon cuz she probably reeks.
And yo as we speak I got beans in the mail,
They're hashberry too, yo how can that fail?
But it's been 3 weeks since my confirmation email,
if customs snagged my seeds I hope they all turn out male.
The_Leader
Non-Hilocentric
i guess smarts arent ur cup of tea
for i thought it plain why i had multiple felonys
so i guess ill dumb it down in this lil rhyme
why this old dog caught his time
grow weed and a punk like u
sent me up the river to visit the zoo
now i do admit to supporting stippers that dance around poles
but by ur shemale coment i gather u support women w/poles?
oh nohe didnt...
all in fun now. i j/k
for i thought it plain why i had multiple felonys
so i guess ill dumb it down in this lil rhyme
why this old dog caught his time
grow weed and a punk like u
sent me up the river to visit the zoo
now i do admit to supporting stippers that dance around poles
but by ur shemale coment i gather u support women w/poles?
oh nohe didnt...
all in fun now. i j/k
Irishslappop
Ganja struetu?
Crush your skull? Nah i'd rather destroy your grey matter,
lyrics fatter and fatter with riddles like the madhatter,
Fake ass bitches have a tendency to skatter
when the smile on my face gets bigger and badder.
But i really like a girl who knows how to chill
even if there aint shit to do in the town of Mo Hill
It doesnt matter to me really, because im the party
I got my bass guitar and a fifth of bacardi.
now laura, you know i like the small talk rap
but i think its time you took off that thinking cap
type as fast as you can, i dont really care,
writing a rap? takes me longer to do my hair
But i gotta go L, cause my cell phones a ringin.
License to sell girl? what you a slingin?
Im a business man to but what i sell is my singin
floatin like a butterfly and like a bee im stingin.
lyrics fatter and fatter with riddles like the madhatter,
Fake ass bitches have a tendency to skatter
when the smile on my face gets bigger and badder.
But i really like a girl who knows how to chill
even if there aint shit to do in the town of Mo Hill
It doesnt matter to me really, because im the party
I got my bass guitar and a fifth of bacardi.
now laura, you know i like the small talk rap
but i think its time you took off that thinking cap
type as fast as you can, i dont really care,
writing a rap? takes me longer to do my hair
But i gotta go L, cause my cell phones a ringin.
License to sell girl? what you a slingin?
Im a business man to but what i sell is my singin
floatin like a butterfly and like a bee im stingin.
today is the day
i would like to say
a big thank you to you
and all of your crew
been waiting for beans
or so it does seem
feels like its been hours
refreshing that screen
eyes seeing green
or so it does seem
cant get enough
of that wonderfull seed
is it just me
maybee its greed
every one must know
to go with the flow
keep it green and over grow
i would like to say
a big thank you to you
and all of your crew
been waiting for beans
or so it does seem
feels like its been hours
refreshing that screen
eyes seeing green
or so it does seem
cant get enough
of that wonderfull seed
is it just me
maybee its greed
every one must know
to go with the flow
keep it green and over grow
so im smoking a blunt
thats grape with the funk
with a lil bit of hash... na fuck it a bunch...
did i mention a dutch.. or 3 later im done..
because i am so high i forgot i need lunch...
chomp
thats grape with the funk
with a lil bit of hash... na fuck it a bunch...
did i mention a dutch.. or 3 later im done..
because i am so high i forgot i need lunch...
chomp
born in the street keep the heat neva notice the cold
my lifes a broken soul the weed im tokin gold live
by the cosa nostra code n u die wen its ur time to go
wen igo hope i dont die slow by a bullet from the 50
wen go its high grade hydro threw the nostrals
90 rounds with hollows 90 niggaz wit tims n stripes that follow
darkside apostles from the lost of the lost get swallow
so everyday i smoke a quarter toss a bottle not knowin if ill see tomorrow
my lifes a broken soul the weed im tokin gold live
by the cosa nostra code n u die wen its ur time to go
wen igo hope i dont die slow by a bullet from the 50
wen go its high grade hydro threw the nostrals
90 rounds with hollows 90 niggaz wit tims n stripes that follow
darkside apostles from the lost of the lost get swallow
so everyday i smoke a quarter toss a bottle not knowin if ill see tomorrow
Here's some lyrics I wrote that are currently copyrighted and in production:
It ain't bad, I pick up the bottle because I'm feelin' sad,
Drown my sorrows and all the lovin' that I never had,
Life feeds me handfuls of frowns,
It takes a fifth of gin in my broken hand just to get it down,
My whole mind goes dark, I slide the floor, off the porch,
While I swerve like a shark,
Its midnight, no moon, right?,
And I'm soaked like a sponge by the first street light.
Now, who gives a damn about me? .. No one,
Thats why I stumble these streets by my lonesome,
Creep to the back of the bar, I want liquor,
Bombay throat fire and I'm feeling sicker,
I slip one time, punch the wall, my hands numb,
But you'll never see me fall,
I move painless, like PacMan on vicodin,
Stumble and fumble, I slur my words while I preach sin,
I get dragged out the bar, Loudly,
Vomit on my shirt, fuck the world, this ain't proud G.
Crawlin, while I creep like a slug,
Drag myself to my feet I see my leak blood,
I'm walkin, I throw my head straight back,
I call to the moon to help me find my way back,
Straight smokin, on a bent cigarette,
The clouds clear up but my pants are still wet,
I'm soakin, as I kick down my door,
I land on my keys as I crash to the floor,
I roll to my back like a dead cockroach,
Tears drown my face while regret chokes my throat.
... I call to god tonight... and my soul goes....
It ain't bad, I pick up the bottle because I'm feelin' sad,
Drown my sorrows and all the lovin' that I never had,
Life feeds me handfuls of frowns,
It takes a fifth of gin in my broken hand just to get it down,
My whole mind goes dark, I slide the floor, off the porch,
While I swerve like a shark,
Its midnight, no moon, right?,
And I'm soaked like a sponge by the first street light.
Now, who gives a damn about me? .. No one,
Thats why I stumble these streets by my lonesome,
Creep to the back of the bar, I want liquor,
Bombay throat fire and I'm feeling sicker,
I slip one time, punch the wall, my hands numb,
But you'll never see me fall,
I move painless, like PacMan on vicodin,
Stumble and fumble, I slur my words while I preach sin,
I get dragged out the bar, Loudly,
Vomit on my shirt, fuck the world, this ain't proud G.
Crawlin, while I creep like a slug,
Drag myself to my feet I see my leak blood,
I'm walkin, I throw my head straight back,
I call to the moon to help me find my way back,
Straight smokin, on a bent cigarette,
The clouds clear up but my pants are still wet,
I'm soakin, as I kick down my door,
I land on my keys as I crash to the floor,
I roll to my back like a dead cockroach,
Tears drown my face while regret chokes my throat.
... I call to god tonight... and my soul goes....
you guys are funny
like a baby bunny
like a baby bunny
J
Jam Master Jaco
so it's been a while, i've let the anticipation grow
i'll always keep up this shit just to let you know
never stopping just taking breaks so for heaven's sake
don't let the thought of me quitting let your hearts break
cuz i'm perpetual with my thoughts it's what i'm taught
and i do it for free so u got ripped off if what i do is bought
i'll always keep up this shit just to let you know
never stopping just taking breaks so for heaven's sake
don't let the thought of me quitting let your hearts break
cuz i'm perpetual with my thoughts it's what i'm taught
and i do it for free so u got ripped off if what i do is bought
ay yo, check it
this microphone i wreck it
a lot of haters talk, but i never did expect it
my flow so cold, it be givin bitches shivers
i'm under your skin, you can call me a sliver
don't quiver, unless you wanna show me your weakness
you just a pile of bones, aka meatless
this microphone i wreck it
a lot of haters talk, but i never did expect it
my flow so cold, it be givin bitches shivers
i'm under your skin, you can call me a sliver
don't quiver, unless you wanna show me your weakness
you just a pile of bones, aka meatless
DoodleBug Mecca
New member
i'm a blue collar scholar
who'll take these dollars
and double up with it
you livin for the lotto, never hit it
i met a critic
i made him shit his draws
he said he though hiphop was all bout guns and alcohol
i said "oh hell naw"
but yet its that too
you cant discrimi-hate cuz you've read a book or 2 what if i
looked at YOU through a micrscope?
saw all the dirty organisms in your closet?
would i stop or would i pause it?
the question remains
do you wanna live or just wanna exist?
the game changes everyday, so obsolete is the Fist
and Marches, Speeches only reaches those
who already know about it
this is how Doodlebug goes about it ('bout it!)
who'll take these dollars
and double up with it
you livin for the lotto, never hit it
i met a critic
i made him shit his draws
he said he though hiphop was all bout guns and alcohol
i said "oh hell naw"
but yet its that too
you cant discrimi-hate cuz you've read a book or 2 what if i
looked at YOU through a micrscope?
saw all the dirty organisms in your closet?
would i stop or would i pause it?
the question remains
do you wanna live or just wanna exist?
the game changes everyday, so obsolete is the Fist
and Marches, Speeches only reaches those
who already know about it
this is how Doodlebug goes about it ('bout it!)
It's time to say goodbye for one last time
Before I pull the damn trigger and commit the crime
No the gun ain't mine and the words aint yours
Pull back the dang hammer and start some wars
Watch the watch go switch Swatch,
Watch my Jacob go tick tock
Nine Milli, trigger grip
Powder black, Glick Glock
Watch my gun go pop pop
Watch you blood go drip drop
Pools a pourin, girls a whore and
Watch your body flip flop
I'm bounty huntin bitch, i'm bringin it back
My words flow like the fire that be cookin your crack
I ain't talkin about that real rock, I'm talkin about your ass
see you porky piggin it, grab the frying pan I'm crass
Put the burner up to high and let flame burn blue
I'm servin BLT's to niggas filled full of you
Call this what you want I call it lyrical homicide
I came with sixteen bars and I like my bacon fried
Before I pull the damn trigger and commit the crime
No the gun ain't mine and the words aint yours
Pull back the dang hammer and start some wars
Watch the watch go switch Swatch,
Watch my Jacob go tick tock
Nine Milli, trigger grip
Powder black, Glick Glock
Watch my gun go pop pop
Watch you blood go drip drop
Pools a pourin, girls a whore and
Watch your body flip flop
I'm bounty huntin bitch, i'm bringin it back
My words flow like the fire that be cookin your crack
I ain't talkin about that real rock, I'm talkin about your ass
see you porky piggin it, grab the frying pan I'm crass
Put the burner up to high and let flame burn blue
I'm servin BLT's to niggas filled full of you
Call this what you want I call it lyrical homicide
I came with sixteen bars and I like my bacon fried
