Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Makavellian]

Haha no worries, its all good and fun
since im here ill just drop a little lines
smoke weed is the anthem but growin these is a problem, layin low key in the system , only key to gettin my shit done, yo sneak a little bud in my undergarments, as i leave my apartment, got these bystanders sniffin me like underarm pits, check my crotch if you want the pot or let me be continue walkin, takin the stairs cuz this man needs some alone time, to gather my own thoughts and jot down a few rhymes, got the itch for some bud along with some shakes, extra love, its all good, the sun just risin, as am i, just a bit tired from friday, thats yesterday, a couple blunts and bowls with mary jane, sho know how to show one a good stay, this just in, the author aint got time to do a little wordplay so im gonna cut this short and just end it this way -->

 

[I Used To Grow]

so..you put shit in your crotch..just like a rocket...rice..condaleeza looks nice
Make me look twice
I hit that ho in the mouth then im out
tryin to keep the peace with her mouth
guns come out when I run up in her house and fuck her spouse
like Rosie O'Donnel is a ranting raving bitch..get back on your meds or I'll take this chrome to your head...
i'm out..

 

[ouncez]

Crusin' 44. Made a right on 9 mayn.
just bought a sack from my dude it's all good mayn
In the hood mayn its ouncez nigga rolla
from the 317 on that mutha fuckin dojah
Watch them one time cause you know they out to catch a nigga
See me weighin dem thangs
then they wanna trap a nigga
pass a nigga by but the outer look don't get no hit
See they own reflection when they tryin to look in my tint
ouncez moving on cause he aint bout to catch anotha felnoy
just ran out of blunts so we pullin up at Bp
quick stop fill up on swisher sweets call for Dimebag D
Cold 40 ounce of dat king my nigga when we hit
country side break down the weed
cut the trip short make our way to CPG

dimes dubs niggas we got them oz's
sitten at cpg waitin for phone to ring
three 6 mafia bumpin out da bandpass
Hifonics in da trunk
stash in the stash spot.
City hot, with that Zero tolerence thats bullshit
niggas still ride still cheif
still gettin dem thangs
Fingernails split the blunt
tobacco out
in with weed
niggas like us
smoke ouncez down to the seeds.
certian weed sneak up on ya manye
hit ya like bull
most weed knock you on your ass when you take a pull
my shit get ya high
make you stuck
fresh paint job mayn on d's Cut
freaky girl wanna fuck with me
so i tell her hop in back seat
eyes fillin up with red from da weed smoke
come on nigga dont choke
S-Town players ridin clean smoking dope

 

[DimeBag65]

ouncez talkin up bout slangin zips shitttt i smoke that up in 2 or 3 rips, what you sportin boy, crips? if you try to hate, i dont appreciate... see you rollin down the street before you can even anticipate my next move but i watch and wait, because you already sealed your fate, im not all about the hate just use your bitch as bait, right after i penetrate.

im down with the 3 6 they can bust out a pretty good mix, they sporting where the killaZ hang and thats pretty cool mang. my bullets fly through the air like fire, but you better not be wearin a wire, right before you retire, cuz this a motha fuckin empire.

All you claimin G better stop by and pay your fee, you know these streets aint free, raise your head up too high and shit aint gonna fly, get a visit from the soljas like i told yaZ. semi auto action, straight high velocity compact got you lookin like you dont know how to react, shoulda signed the damn contract and thats a fact, you would still have that chump change stacked. 9 mm smokin, and im still jokin, straight kush lokin before i take your girl in the back for some good pokin.


Anyways im done haha, by the way... just going along with the thread and not fuckin with you guys for real.... YET

Mak- ill probly catch you on here.

ouncez- welcome to Icmag and ill catch you later, keep it G up from the feet up.

Peace

 

[trouble]

Catch Fire And Fire IT Up - Corrupt And Stirring It Up
A Budda Ballistic - Blacklisted Twist Of Faith
Our Weed Is Fatal
A Naughty Block Concoction That Will Rock Your Cradle
I Thought I'd Wait Until The Time Was Right To Ignight
Cause The Cops Dont Like Me So I Only Come Out At Night
Toxic Treshholds Of Columbian Gold
You Cant Roll How We Roll We Posses Your Soul
And Push The Panic Is It Godly Or Satanic ?
Toxic Or Organic ?
Manic Minds Refined Or Frantic ?
Just The Way We Planned It - See were Stomping Around The Planet
We Stand Alone - We Infiltrate Your Chromosomes
No Clone Our DNA Has A Stain Of Its Own And Its Toxic.

 

[Makavellian]

yo..
everybody wanna floss but im walkin on my lonesome
got to find a path where i can chill and smoke some
im in hell but im lookin for a way out
these dead bodies remind me of folks livin singlemindedly
all the cash and the luxuries, aint no place for real humanity
got n*ggas and b*tches on the paper chase while they chase away
the only thang worth livin for
in this fucked up day i wanna hurl, but i dont wanna dirty up their fucked up world
i love my family but even they think im dying
explainin, placin the blame on society aint even worth the trying ..
a single n*gga cant fuck with the media, they giants
david against goliath and a universal alliance
power to the people but they aint here and they aint heard
the new age of these scandalous animals with their herd running their own socialistic cannibals

 

[dubmaster]

Inspired by crazy fella I spotted today:

Chec...Chec...Check, one shoe
I be the redneck hilljacker
Tha dope 2 toothed trailor cracker
Straight out tha hills with a pitchfork and a weedwacker
(Oh gawd damn that shits trite)

Tha 2 ton fat slacker
Ridin tha mean green Deer tractor
Straw hat, pitchfork & a lip full of juicy 'baccer
Yeeehaw now ya know

Hick be tha name
Fuckin pigs be the game
3 Springer appearances made my worldwide fame....HOE!
(Oh gawd damn that shits ripe)

Tha belly flapped haystacker
100% kentucky fudge packer
Straight out da barn with a nose full of biscuit batter...

I'm out..

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo it's the jaco, i'm chillin' with my illegal friend paco
he made me a taco, Dome me origato Mr. Roboto
i'm back like a vertabrae, I stole that line that's what i say
back on the scene, been gone for a while cuz i was smokin' that green
so welcome my friend............to.........the machine

 

[Feyd]

unnhhh

unhhh

jea

unhh

jea, unhh

yeah what

unhh

jea jea jea

eat the skrawberry first

peace im outtie times a thousand


(Yes, I'm good. I know.)

 

[Reality]

sup all its reality
i have to really pee

 

[Blue_adept]

i got a story to tell ya, it dont need confirming
on top of my PC beans are stuck germing
between paper towels taproots are squirming
be another 3 months before fat buds are curing

then into rubbermaids they are gonna go
take my time with the seeds i sow
cfls mean the lights low, veg slow
ill be takin clones to get some mo'

fixing PH, gotta get ferts, and micronutes
thats how it is with a soiless mix, maybe hydro too
trimming sucker leaves like prostitutes
i need a ten inch pot to hold all these roots

now my buds are big, stems are thick
need a heady high, forget amber trychs
trimming colas 'til my scissors stick
scrape it off and flick mah bic



BlueAdept

 

[Floro Joe]

Yeah I know your only 19 and I'm 30
But I'm hung like John Holmes,and twice as dirty
Callin you a slut while I'm smackin your ass
Flickin ashes on your back,cuz I ain't got no class

Man I got more game than Parker Brothers
Eatin bitches raw then kissin their mothers
You ain't never met a nigga that can hit it like me
But before ya get all sticky gotta check your ID
Got you all worked up,it's feelin just like a snail
But ain;t no pussy good enough worth goin to jail.

Now your lookin up at me with hope and a grin
Ain't no was you gettin a kiss go whipe that shit off your chin

Yeah ya sucked a good dick,but ya burnt a good steak
So don't call my number cuz them digits are fake

 

[elevation]

Yeah ya sucked a good dick,but ya burnt a good steak
So don't call my number cuz them digits are fake

And nah that shit wasnt a mistake
Gave em to ya as a simple twist of fate
Ya pissed off and ya brotha say im finna pay
While he snitchin to five-o to god ya betta pray
That he gives mercy to ya for the dime ya dropped
Ya knew it was wrong and yah life in in danger
Into protective custody is where they place ya
If you was in prison my niggas prolly rapeya
Take ya manhood and shock ya like a taze-uh

When it comes to my boys you know imma blazeya-
out rollin up kind buds in my ciga-rillo foo
Now how imma roll this G, roll it tight or roll it loose
Da **** kinda question is that , imma roll it tighter than a convicts noose

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Allow me to continue the skill, after I swallow a pill
on your windowsill, and pop aspirins till
I lose the will, to get more ill
then slow down a lil', push over jack not jill
then run up the hill, after I spend a bill
on a sack from Phil, it's some of that kill
Bill Murray in "what about bob" had a fish named gill.

 

[strain_searcher]

I looked at this chick with a a humngo buldge
I said to myself i do not think i will induldge
yo yo mc spin that shit
because i hate rap and i think
and i sure cant spit
except on the sidewalk when im taking a shit
talk about money and the grill in my snout
Im on a baot with a girl named trout-isha
but I think i need to put her on a leasha

yo yo i say yo yo to kill some time
my 2 year old has a bettr rhyme
I said shiznit and i laugh at my self
for buying my records from a guy named puff
splashy splash splash and the stripper says fluff
Im spilling my spit and Im full of duff
but its all for the reason of grabbing a booby
she only will hang if i have a doobydooby ...dooby.. dooby then i looby the booby.


damb i may just start rapping

 

[Guest]

bong rips that fill from the chest to the hips
and come out of your lungs and over you lips
wipe off that spit and all that shit
before you even think
of passin it
or you will get blitzed
ever so quick
plunge and repeat
just like a dipstick

cept its a knife drainin ya life

they say your bout to bleed out
so once again im taking this weed out
roll up a spliff
we all toke to this
i wish you would learned and prevented it
now your barely recognizable by the dental
that was once connected to the bones of your mental

 

[lc00p4]

this is what i'm talking about!!! reminds me of last summer when we rolled around 5 deep smoking a blunt and freestyling!!!

i smoke my blunts like i smoke the competitors
f*ck all the goverment conspiracy editors
can't tell the truth, from what could be a lie
people just trying to get by, but they eventually die
instead of guns and weapons, peace should be the answer
how could the government get away with giving our people cancer?
so now i sit here, thinking about the solution
while people are out there, contributing to the pollution
we should all team up cause we can fix the world together
minority sucks, majority does it better

 

[backwoodburner]

I'm not Mac Dre, or one of those Outkast bitches
MAC DRE ALL DAY!!! RIP MAC ANDRE HICKS
"every body talk bout droppin birds, you ever coped 5 pounds of white widow from a nerd"

 

[backwoodburner]

Im from the bay but you find me all ova
on mommas you cant touch me like a warm soda
im smokin kush and all kinds of doja
stayin # 1 and layin low of them rollas
smoke backwoods get a pack for 8 dollars
betta have an 1/8 to stuff if not dont holla
burn it down,yeah bra fire up
leave your head spinnin thinkin what the fu..
pass it back watch for the side run
and if you let it go cough up some more funds
hurry up we dont smoke no cheap shit
you ever got 500 for a purple zip?
like me i collect money like casinos
real papered but never sport the bling though

 

[Guest]

i gotta another post
full of ryhmes so dope
and theyre way hotter than a toaster set to roast
im not tryin to boast but as you can tell im the rapper with the most
money cars bitches
and boats from coast to coast


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i rep the usa
but that aint sayin much
since were out of touch
bush's wars a bust
uprising is a must
were merely on the cusp of a nuclear disaster
crazy bearded men thinkin they the master
but it does no good
to launch our missiles faster
theyll run out in the desert
on a yamaha blaster, never to be found
but will continue to release
videos from underground
man id love to pound
all of their wives
and let them really know what an american dick is like