Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Guest]

sittin around with my pipe in one hand, the others rubbin my chin thinkin and thinkin what to name my baby girl who'll be here peakin/ every single one just isnt right gotta find that perfect name that just rolls off your tounge and flows like the waves in a stormy night. oh ya it'll come to me you just wait and see, the perfect name will come to me and i'll know it to be.

 

[Jesusbuiltmygro]

Boom Chicka Chicka

Sitting around watching the days pass by
You don't know me cuz my life is a lie
I'm actor in this scripted play

 

[Guest423]

hit the mall tonight with my bitch
buyin up threads and kicks like we was rich
hit up my boy on his cell to get some dank
on my way home i opened it up and it fuckin stank
sour mist and east coast city d's
it was real skunky and had the power to please
got home and broke up the mist
it was stinky sticky dank could be in anyones top 5 list
it had mad trichomes holmes
straight to the head me and my cuz felt it in our domes
i reached in my hooded fleece
and pulled out the glow in the dark glass piece
packed it up and took greens
tasted so good it could turn anyone into phenes
after we cashed that bowl
i took out the bubbler and stuck a toothpick in the hole
nice and clean just how we like it
added some ice cold water out of the faucet
broke up more mist
so sticky it stuck to my fist
packed it up and continued to get tore
ah shit it's all gone i can't wait until i get more!

true story ya'll keep it gangsta

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

I could spit for days and put an end to your pay/
But i'd rather sit back and put the pen to the page/
Insert a caddle prod directly into your cage/
Let the screams develop as the skin sends pain to your brain/
Insane with the game, fuck chains we wear crains/
Attached to hooks are airplanes fuck bling all the shit is the same/
The moment I step into the cypha/
They're roasted MC's like I rapped blowing gas at a lighter/
Givem' the good ole one two for speakin the tongues/
Go in with a knife come out with the a knife and a lung/
The richous has won, verbally killin' kats without usin' a gun/
Wen't to the dope spot to pick up the sum/
Then killed the kat for for the product and some money for rum/
Fuck the main thing I take the back route/
Hitem' with the steeltoe and knocked his back out/
Ima' bout to lash out so put the drugs and the cash out/
Asked fred for money said he's flat out/
Then I blacked out and layed him flat out/
Pockets fat now on the way to the party/
But got side tracked by a really small army/
Triceps flexed as one of their heads broke the bacardi/
Was I sorry? Not hardly/
Ran the chumps pockets then chop shopped one of they harley's/
Wen't to jail, now I got debt bail/
Ran up on a kid everytime I broke his tooth out I exhaled/
Pitchin' dope, crackin' skulls makin' stacks off net sales/
Fuck physics, I made him float on air and watched his chest sail/

Random text document that was laying around.

 

[LORD BENIS]

Check your email or the instant message sent
Lord Benis for president, accountable for all the money spent
Just ventin' on the keyboard not tryin' to leave a dent
on your eye, they ask why?
"Bean Pie, are you really that soft"
I say na, I'm just high, and my speech is throwed off
I play golf with your girl and my nine iron shaft
break her in half with the wood stuck in the sand trap
So clap, applaud, and praise the Lord
Almighty Benis #1 up on this message board

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo yo yo it's been quite a wait
but I'm gonna jump back before it's too late
I got evil rhyming skillz that we call fate
my freestyle went back in time and killed Sharon Tate




*edit* Excuse me sirs but I'm quite the player
I kick more ass then a mosh pit for Slayer
my body piles have mulitple layers
if I get a headache I pop a few Bayers

that's slang for aspirin, my rhymes leave you gaspin'
Satan used to be cool but I've already passed him
My heat is super cold that's why I chill in Aspen

 

[southpaw]

Can't freestyle for shit lmao, just some lines I came up with tonight...

Spill the wine, I’m inclined to break this kind
Got me so high Ugly Betty look fine
Which is scary, more cable in her mouth than Larry
Slip, slide, dip, I’m bustin’ holes like Barry

Git er done... fee fi fo fum in the game
The damn Jolly Green Giant playin tricks on my brain
Can you tell me why dude from the vegetable can
Is talkin shit about the blood of an Englishman?

No golden goose, but please pass the grey one
Can’t hold my liquor, been skinny from day one
Stay puffin trees so you could call me a maelstrom
Gale force breeze waitin’ to exhale son

I stepped with no fear to the hall of the mountain king
Told the mofucka’ I’ma do my thing
Three wishes, three bitches, plus a ring for three mo’
Plus a ride for Salma Hayek to the top of my beanpole.

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I'm eating some salmon with fat loads of butter
i said homemade fish dude and no I didn't stutter
i must be irish because I just drank lots of whiskey
then got in a fight because my bar mate dissed me
it's 5 in the morning but I work the night shift
i stay up super late and drive a fork lift
it's my fucking friday and to that I say yay
now that i'm drunk i'm gonna sleep all damn day

after I wake up I think i'll get a digital camera
and then fucking punch something cuz i'm the damn shit woooo no rhyming!

*edit* i rule

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH double post cuz i finally got my fucking freestyle shit back in the works


fuck i'm starting to suck some fat nuts
i need to learn how to rap and spill my own guts
back in the game and i feel really lame but it's all the same
this is the rap game and i'm just not tame i'm crazy in the fame
cuz fuck you who think you can't spit
i'll put you on your knees or flash me your tit
cuz i'm a stereotypical man i just want the sex
i get drunk and smoke weed and then i fuckin flex
cocky as fuck and i swear a lot too
then beat up queers and roar when I poo
i got so much testosterone it's not even funny
then I buy lots of shit cuz i've got lots of money

*edit* calm down jam master i think you're just being rude
your stuck on this shit like a midget's balls that are super glued
you think it's funny to make fun of small people
but they can't help their handicap like priests in a steeple
you make fun of religion but you're just being cocky
your buttery food and excercise has made you quite stocky
you speak in the second person cuz your an odd person
then you type like you're talking but you're just rehearsin'

 

[Guest]

Deep down, if you listen, you can hear the chains of the link that has been missin'.
Thru the doorway there is a hall, but dont pay attention to the writtins on the wall.
A ways down, near the light, the four hundred twentieth door on the right!
If so inclined, just come on in, drink in the aroma, feel the power from with in.
In that room, is the key, its in every person, and in everything you see!
But you may not like it, the feeling may be strange, cuz being truely free can be considered quite a change!
So just go on down the hall, past where the hope and justice was,

AND JUST JUMP INTO THE MADNESS, CUZ THATS WHAT EVErYONE ELSE DOES!

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I see NOLA so i hope you're down with the scene
acid bath, eyehategod, down and shit that's mean
the straight up metal, dark and heavy evil grooves
replication of hatred and the clack of satan's hooves
cuz if ya' don't like metal then ya' don't like me
my heart is blacker then the skin of Spike Lee

 

[Guest]

Up from the mud covered with slugs man I just need someone to love.
Tend to these blisters on the bottom of my feet, draw me a bath fix me something to eat.
Clean the mud from out of my eyes, tell me a story, the one with the lies.
Where everything is peaceful, I love it when you say, lie to me and tell me that everythings ok.

 

[Guest]

In the midst of the divine,
I find,
love and comfort and peace of mind.
They got their's, I got mine.
We're fine,
resigned to the feeling as we drink the wine!
The wine of the gods that was forgiven.
The wine of the blood of the livin,
that were riding in a car that cant be driven.
And many other things that I have not mentioned.

Peace? Yeah thats what I said!
Its yellow,, it brown, its white, and! its red.
So dont smear the colors!
Listen to your mothers!
Love is all around us!
Show it to your brothers!

 

[weed enjoyer]

this names would probably make more sense if you knew.... the NIGHTWATCH
anyway bump the gangstas paradise instrumental and rhyme along with me...

yo my name is lil dumpling n ill sing you a song
i like to puff a lotta nug like cheech n chong,

burn a joint to my face n put the roach in a bong
n just chill back n watch these bitches shake in a thong



cuz i roll the funk weed
n i grow the skunk trees

when i drink jack i dont gotta show any ID





so what you think, you leavin or are ya with me
oh shit there's garkill and stainy, lookin kinda sickly
drink wit 2 these n ya life will end quickly
just took 3, n just walkin is gettin a little tricky
keep the blunt down-
i dont think the piggies did see
if they did, good luck runnin tryin to get me...

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo I put battery acid on plants
talk to others like they're ants
so watch me do my expert grower dance

I give out opinions in the form of fact
my multiple user names tell everyone i've cracked
let's not forget to use stump remover and salt
on our plants cuz they love it like a chocolate malt
where do I get this info you've graciously asked?
from straight up my asshole i'm a poster unmasked!


*so just for the record. don't put battery acid, stump remover, or any other strange chemical on your plants unless you want to see them die really quick. Oh and i'm totally kidding about the multiple user names thing, i got that piece of inspiration from the drama going down recently.

 

[Guest]

I spill it on my jeans and it causes holes,
sprout... puts it on his plant and He says it grows.
Where it fucking stops, I guess nobody knows.
If you want me to rap, then here it goes,


I think the worlds gone nuts!
No if and or buts.
But to speak up today, well brother... that takes guts.
Its insane!
Playin the same game, riding the same train, livin the same pain.

It doesnt even hurt when they drill it in your brain.
But the things they do... are really hard to change.

You go home, and you lock all the doors.
the TVs on, so they can get ya some more.
What the fuck is it your looking for.
Livin life shouldnt be a chore.

Live life...make own decisions.
Live life... like your on a mission.
You dont realize.... what you been missin.
Look at all the frogs... you been kissin.
And all the people... you been dissin.
How come you, dont ever fuckin listen
Wake up tommorrow and let the morning glisten.

Take charge. Its all up to you.
It is just a matter of your attitude.

 

[wannabeebreeder]

jam master jaco killa thread nice idea.......i cant really freestyle but i got some rhymes bro listenen to the new nas cd gots some nice beats


well here i go......ib rollin through the door
bitches hitttin the floor aish jest some whores
threw em through the doors lite up are roors
from then an there it was slurs and blurs no cares
no beers jest tears of joy for his baby boy
fer hope that he thinks his old mans dope
like chris hope the subliminal seminole the mighty field general
he'll hit ya quicka then vick will twist ya flip mista
quick mist ya grab your sis an flip the zipper
twist her split her my bad its your sister
i blistered i missed her badly so i kissed her
its my fault mista spare your daughter
f*&$ your law an order f*&$ the war
bush the incredible slut whore
four scores and four wars ago
we believe the ho for show
its a show fo show no snow
we blow landrace kush so brace
your face its not laced dont go chasing
racing to ur next high nah not lying
aint denying simplifying multiplying

 

[growinwoods]

HARD ROCK BEAT GOING




IM JUST AH WALKING TO THE WATER
EMPTY BUCKETS IN HAND
FEEDING MY BABIES WHAT THEY NEEED
FOR ME TO FEED MY DESIREE
TO GET FUCKING HIGH ALL NIGHT LONG


IM JUST AH WALKING TO THE WATER
EMPTY BUCKETS IN HAND
FEEDING MY BABIES WHAT THEY NEEED
FOR ME TO FEED MY DESIREE
TO GET FUCKING HIGH ALL NIGHT LONG

AAHHHHHHHHH SCREAMMING AHAHAHAHA MOSHHHHHHHHHH PITTTTTTTT

 

[chizzleonetime]

got a lil carried away here!! to some of u parts will seem like they dont ryme but i spit very fast so i can make evrything connect !!! aint used 2 typing haha
yo yo jam master you know im better faster and sicker than you
will clash ya whole crew ill go sick pull the trigger
if i hear or see you snigger OH dear there goes another ni**a
rippin up shit like a jcb digger get a grip ya better sitback
man widda bigger sack holdin a bigblack bigmack
il jack ya wife wont give her back take her and hit that pedal
sip dat remy x o wither then i go gta style
in 60 seconds im in her but we still wont be level
rebel 2 the fullest when it comes 2 beef im comin 4 me dinner
leave a clean plate clear winner grinnin at the end of the battle
im tha king of the castle so Fuck Ya Bad Boy Image
im from the hood your from the village
u should stop chillin and start writin stop copy and pastin start typin
u know me fighting droppin shit like litter im a rapper
heavy hitter like babe ruth 2dapper
couldnt ryme if i paid u truth hurts
and growin woods aka fred durst whats with the hard rock hold it down
this is rap you need a bassline stick to hard cock while i burn for the crown
i know u wanna taste my schlong letsnot waste it
james bong was waitin first i leave him shakin
have you heard the shits been stirred by the boy with the number one ratin
smokin like a jamaican relatin to satan im stating im contemplatin takin
life if a boy be fakin creating war like bush allllllllright everybodys hatin
but i dont give a fuck they can keep masterbatin
cos i dont need a hand when am demonstratin
stop g if you cant take a slatin'
glock 23 will get a verbal rapin when i rip up the set
leave all enemie's sparked on the deck
i get dark wannabe breeder do u wannabe a bleeder
gonna be took out the game like fila
remember the name charlie T the 1 thats realer
i see that ur mugs gambling am the dealer
rambling on but i dont chat shit in the ic arena
if i see a bitch then they gonna get lick like trina
subliminal criminal i be the leader like new jack nino
i go with the beat like blood with a cannibal
ryme on the mic for time unspannable.. i stay ragin
animal i need cagin i got steel bars so ill lock it down
feel thats enuff now me rhymes need savin lets hear the next clown ready 2 get weighed in...

 

[Guest]

Lyrically, i'm capable of tearing u apart spiritually,
You'll wanna mimic me so i can call you mini me
grab the mic and slap you cynically
u only a threat wen i laugh so hard u killin me