Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[Guest423]

awwwwww shit give t2u the mic a second pimp
lord benis must be salty cause his penis is limp
mad cause we have all the strains and hoes
many phenotypes to choose from and mad blows
you planted your first seedling and nursed it to death
we sat back and laughed as we left our dna on her breath
we smoke skunk and the crunk but no time to mess with the bunk
we got the gold and the chunk our grow skillz are A+ while yours is a flunk
next time you step make sure you step correct
be a little more smooth and the ladies might get you erect
until then sit back and watch how it's done
t2u signin off i am the one....peace

 

[Guest]

you will never hear me talk
about havin' guns and killin'
if you listen to my rhymes
it's all smokin' and chillin'
not get a grip on ya grill and
smash it 'til there's no feelin'
don't put those beans in the trash
i'm down to grow your stash
from the tightest afghani
to nasty commercial trash
i'm the bagseed man
call me no name no name
i didn't buy the seeds
so i didn't know strains
but all the bagseed's gone now
no lookin back
unless i call up some old friends
for some old sacks
FUCK THAT!
........
i gotta seedbay stash
that'll give a pig a rash in his ass

UN

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

friday is here, it's about fuckin' time
now I'm gonna spit it like a doped out mime...
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[Guest]

These rappers wanna act like their cliques famous
I'll burn you with my crack pipe, I'm Rick James, bitch
Got you blunted off the funky homegrown when you're home alone
call it XYZ cause it's got an extra chromasome
numb ya in your shoulderbone
Muchin on some colderstone..ice cream
pipe dream, bright green, throwed off the sticky stuff
Can never seem to get enough
Damn I need a pick me up

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

i'm too tired to spit but I'll go on some more
if I had a rapping vagina i would call it a whore
hey man I'm tired, just give me a break
and watch me feed my rap flap this enormous steak
i'm gonna quit while I'm ahead, change the subject instead
so yeah i'm about to pass out in my bed
my pillow is red and helps cusion my head
if i never wake up that means I'm probably dead
...or in a coma, or just really sleepy.....
huh well this thing started to get creepy
what if I never wake up?! oh shit insomnia
i can keep rappin' cuz i'm the bomb to ya'
:

 

[Guest]

weak!
looking bleak
that shit
you speak.
try jazz
with your
strait ass!

 

[DimeBag65]

all you hoes talkin up like you somethin bigger,
bust out these flows while i itch on this fuckin trigger,
i stack change while u sit and try to figure: why your bitch left,
not like a large time theft, packed her bags to ditch u fags, like shittt your grow lags.

they come to my door always wantin more, like please sir can i cum on your floor?
im no 24 hour store, but ill penetrate your girl to the core.
u fuckin whore not knowin when to ditch out for the score, layin wait to grab your stash and disappear like a flash but the bitch even missed your cash, but went straight for the ball o hash.

CF needs to hear about the pimpilation for the nation and get out for some fornication,
straight pussy pumpin, 15 inch subs bumpin, ballin outa control thats how it rolls, wood grain grippin, purple syrup sippin, this mescaline got me trippin while im hittin this kotton kandy kush just rippin.

government knows best act, shittt is that a fact?
democracy my ass, they say why not show some class?
white collar just an illusion to make em shut up and not hollar.

abide by laws with flaws, lockin up citizens with no ends, fuckin up their life, adding extra strife, bustin up a family and there went the wife.

kinda got side tracked, but all this shit is wacked, and i know this all for a fact not quite sure how to react: like u signed your freedoms over in a contract.

politicians about money and greed, shittt motha fuckaZ i just wanna smoke some goddamn weed, thats all i pleed about what happened after i planted a seed.

im all about growin up these trees, but before u had a chance your on your knees,
judge talkin bout how u gotta pay all these fees like bitch please:suck these.

Peace, Dime

(anything said is all in good fun and for shits and giggles) ( but seriously FTFs)

 

[Closet Funk]

Dime your officially part of the Pimp Clik!

Are your rhymes worth of becoming a Pimp Clik member?

Offical Pimp Clik Members:

Closet Funk (of course!)
Time2Unite
DimeBag65

Keep it pimpin!

 

[Guest]

This smoke I got hear it chills my bones
I barely smoked any but its straight to my dome

My toss away bong, gets the job done
And just a bowl or five, makes it fun

My telephone line, is ringing off the chain
Cause erebody wanna know, whats that strain

I deny I grow my own, I say its from B.C.
I say that growing my own, wouldn’t be easy

Cause I don’t want them to know about, my stash in progress
Or one day ill go home, and my house, ill have one less

Cause the pigs will be outside, snappin girly stems
Tryin to arrest my ass cause of potent growin fems

They’ll say they can’t say why, my place was busted into
And when I ask who the tipper was, they won’t tell me who

 

[Guest]

im rural white.............gimme a break

 

[Guest]

Aint high yet, but I soon will get there
When I do, it's true, just WOOO like Ric Flair
pick hairs off the buds when I snatch em from my carpet
Apartment's been a target cause I smoke myself retarded
It's the cracker, jack with the pack of blacks(black & mild)
matter fact, after that, snatch your sack
and you can't have it back
Cause I'm the dope fiend with the smoke screen
bullshit, bro..those purps are so green
so, mean what you say and say it if you gotta
beer bottles, enchiladas when I smoke my marijuana
chamber's hot as saunas cause I never put the ice in
my friend, it's fright'nin, hit it quick as lightnin
pipe's thin, it might bend, wicked rhymes from white men
try then, I've twice been, challenged for my life, kid.

Edit: Took a line out cause it was just stupid(more than the other stuff). Also thought of a great rhyme for my other post.

sticky stuff
get enough
pick me up
sippy cup.

 

[Guest]

eh yo, i bust raps as i lust ass, hangin out dem leatha chaps

 

[The Bling]

West Coast Midwest
always with the bud connect
Hemi cuda sick fish
Five pack in the back
supercharged dui
plastic bling so fly
I date elevens
Ask why
couldnt do it if you tried
most of them will never find
the other girls i grind
Kick push
a pound a dime
Snap a bowl and unwind
Growing Kush takes time
about the price don't wine
just smoke shwag instead of mine
cause your weak sac is my snap
1.2 i laugh a that
dont come at me with that canadian crap
i blaze for pain so i keep a p on my lap
while im switchin lanes imagine that
blown up chi town with LA's Green Crack
OG kush and Chemdawg D
My bud's so good you smell it when I pee

 

[Guest]

The game don't stop from 9-5
Ridin all day, just to stay alive
Doin dirt that would make my mother cry
Smokin shit that makes me think I fly
and I always choose my tater-tots over french fries
I tell no lies, I eat cherry pies, shoot off at the mouth, live or die
I talk mad shit, cause I don't care
Just remember not to fuck with my hair
Wake up in the mornin, bitch I ain't there.
Ladies man, mac in the sack
Awake at 3, time to sell this crack

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

I run with dope dealers and crack runway models/
Actually run-a-way daughters who ran from bottle strayed fathers/
We spit it real, like teenagers on first blowjobs/
Holding no jobs throwing up Schnops at local co-ops/
You need mic skills like ashley simpson needs a nosejob/
Rippin' tracks with sick raps on a rehab relapse/
You could get slapped, crash and collapse both of your knee caps/
In this life is in witch I'm astonished/
Throughbred alcoholic, whatever you wan't to call it/
Run up snatch your wallet too dangerous to be acknowledged/

Let's keep this thread mooving... any feedback?

 

[DimeBag65]

(Run up snatch your wallet too dangerous to be acknowledged)

lil jokers like you dont get near the crew, end up runnin like a select few>
roll on you lil thieves in your blazer and zap u with a tazer,
u wake up with no clue, tryin to play it off like who knew?

come sneakin round gonna wind up gone never to be found,
im not talkin 10 feet under ground, but straight river bound.

thinkin u didnt make a sound as u layin wait, but u tripped the motion sensor, now your soul lays in fait as u past my cemetery gate, dont fuck around and u wont get me in this state: of mind but this is real u dont just get fined, your plan just got undermined, no time for you to rewind:
your action just signed your night away, dont come around to play, as i smoke all day and im here to stay, dont go lightly for someone to betray, keep my actions on delay but my walkie talkie on relay.

stay away from my green u lil fien, i dont wanna have to get mean, but for those who cross the line your fingers are mine. no need to beg and cry, with a broken leg maybe u wont come back again and try, now that your a gimp u might not be too spry with that noticable limp. i stay high till the day i die when i reach the sky only hopin to be able to fly: maybe than all this stress ill be able to repress but its all up to guess: maybe hell fire will inspire the evil to retire, clear out all this muck and mire.

Peace, Dime

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Snap crackle and pop I'm the one on the top
smoke the bomb crop and clean it up with a mop
cuz you can't find my shit in any ol' shops
you've got to look under places and avoid the cops
cuz they don't like what it is I've got
if I pull it out quick I'll probably get shot
my shits not heat but it sure is hot
it's the bomb dizzle sir we call it pot

 

[Closet Funk]

It's early in the morning and I feel like spitting a rhyme
I'm smoking on frosty herbs your smoking on thyme
c'mon man you need to put the dirt away
while I stash jars back for a rainy day
I'm blowing on nugs with all sorts of flavors and aromas
my grow skills are sick I should have a cannabis diploma
cannabis college learning all the tricks and the trades
you girl was digging my style and she wanted to stay
don't get mad because your girl likes to smoke the best
while you blow stress I'm shooting it on her chest
left dna on her breath like my man t2u said
I have to admit your girl can sure give good head
I told you before it's alway macking when I'm rapping
hold up I need baby powder for a smooth slapping
if your looking to smoke good then come down to my hood
don't smoke that wood come smoke some of that good good
so sit back and chill and relax
take a hit of this shit it will make your lung collapse

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo time for a thanksgiving feast to say the least
I'll eat a slaughtered beast with stuffing full of yeast
My collared shirt got creased
i'll stuff my stomanch till I'm deceased
then make money off my indian land cuz I've got it leased.

We stole it from them but that was years ago
so don't expect me to apologize just join the show
I don't hate redskins but I hate you dude
who expect me to be sorry but I won't be shrewd
most of them live off casinos and get free money
they are the bees of life but they don't make honey


ohhhhh snap.


just for the record, I'm just joking around.

 

[LORD BENIS]

Well Thanksgiving Day's over but there's still grub in the fridge
caught a case of the munchies so let's see what there is
yesterday's binge was heavy but just on the fringe of the holiday feast
next on the list comes my birthday with all kinds of neat treats
all my peeps throwin' down to get me real high
then get dirty like kleets at our cajun crawfish fry
Godamn, would you look at the thighs on that bird
she's a dime piece, I swear, my lord it's absurd
the size of the turd that was left in my toilet
so big, bad, and smelly that you couldn't avoid it
but the shit was funny so I figured I'd exploit it