J
Jam Master Jaco
If I had a buck for everytime I said fuck
I'd have a dollar to buy me a homeless duck
dress it up as a chicken, fuck it, and make it cluck
then brainwash it by telling it "you ran out of luck"
put my wee wee between my legs and tuck
then realize what I'm doing and go "yuck"
cuz i'm the sickest with a capital "s"
even ask Napoleon Dynamite, he'd be like "yes"
I just threw that one in there to spice it up
your lines are drier then grains of rice in cup
cuz apparently it's bad to have dryness in lines
like it's stupid to entertain your highness with mimes
cuz I hate mimes, I need some proper entertainment
like a crazy christian who practices insane lent
speaking of them, I love ash wednesday
"yo buddy you've got ash on your forehead and it's gray"
they sure don't like it when you mock their religion
my arguments are surgery, my rhymes the incision
but back to poking fun at everyone's favorite group
I use their holy book to whipe my butt after I poop
GRRR that's right I've evil and scary
bible pages with hair cuz my butt's hairy
If you love my lines so much then why don't you marry em'?
I'm the school bully bitch, so here's my books, carry em'
I'd have a dollar to buy me a homeless duck
dress it up as a chicken, fuck it, and make it cluck
then brainwash it by telling it "you ran out of luck"
put my wee wee between my legs and tuck
then realize what I'm doing and go "yuck"
cuz i'm the sickest with a capital "s"
even ask Napoleon Dynamite, he'd be like "yes"
I just threw that one in there to spice it up
your lines are drier then grains of rice in cup
cuz apparently it's bad to have dryness in lines
like it's stupid to entertain your highness with mimes
cuz I hate mimes, I need some proper entertainment
like a crazy christian who practices insane lent
speaking of them, I love ash wednesday
"yo buddy you've got ash on your forehead and it's gray"
they sure don't like it when you mock their religion
my arguments are surgery, my rhymes the incision
but back to poking fun at everyone's favorite group
I use their holy book to whipe my butt after I poop
GRRR that's right I've evil and scary
bible pages with hair cuz my butt's hairy
If you love my lines so much then why don't you marry em'?
I'm the school bully bitch, so here's my books, carry em'