Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

[LORD BENIS]

Well what about me, Lord B.
I'm mighty and high also
Artie's raw, south paw
rip right through your white blouse, hoe
and your spouse, though she's wicked as hell in the sack
can't get passed all the stretch marks around her rack
give her ass a smack, she'll be on her way
so this is judgement day for the 'mad69
'cause Lord B. and Artie just cracked your spine

 

[jaykush]

haha this thread is funny
a bunch of chums that talkin about nothin but honeys and money
reefermadness and artie lange talkin about sonny bono and the deeper sadness
whats with this
now just hit this and listen carefully
you take two fat tokes on me
flash the lighter and you higher than lord b
take 3 tokes and its on
faster than fat hit your mom
well im off my own way
i got one more thing to say
smoke weed everyday!

 

[rusto]

yo im comin back to this thread
rhymes more burnt that a crack head
or your dead dog that shoulda been fed
ic what are you without me
a pencil without its lead
lyrics that never been said
phillies swishers bongs and pipe
smokin and thinkin what to type
hit me up up on the low
rustos busy and i gotsta go

 

[Artie Lange]

sorry for sounding mean, you caught me on a bad day
but reefermadness69 and ogkushowns are mad gay
nah just playin,saying it half jokin
and the herb that i got owns the kush that your smokin, its potent
looks like snowy hillsides, when i smoke and spit i be givin off ill vibes
haze to dome keeps me spittin correctly
im bullshittin i wasnt kiddin i do ditest thee
illl crack your fuckin spine like your name was nestle

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I've been up 15 hours i've got many more to go
a free breakfast to devour and penny ore to hoe
with penny ore you've got to be gentle
the hoe you use is the size of a lentel
as in the bean, penny oring makes me mean
a good work out i'm lean, my pants are jean
from these rhymes i can't ween
i'll come out with a 'zine
drop kick you in your peen, so don't intervene
or i'll push you on sharp wood so you get a splinterene

i'm gonna be up all night and day
cuz i've got shit i can't put at bay
school, work and a meetings
they'll provide the eatings
at least my ass stays planted in the seatings

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

I'm stealing up my old thread up from the dead
so I can reiterate from what I said in the head
gettin' shitfaced trashed cuz I moderate the occasion
go all out an unlashed due to the nerve domination
a poisonous liquid that I can cash into like now
then sell my rhymes on the Dow Jones Industrial DOW
but all i'm sayin is i'm drinkin' and smoking weed
like the other cool rap people who smoke with no seed
now I've gotta pee but then you will see
that it was useless to try to inter-fucking- vene
like the language? cuz that's right i'm a badass
it's contagious and it's inappropriate like Tad's crass
you've gotta be buzzed to appreciate this line
because I said so dammit and I'm your godliest divine
woo that's right blaming cockiness on the fight
between shots and bong rips where the hell is the light?
nope i was lying I'm sober an AA member ant
as I wobble and fall with a perfect 10 ass plant
like my ass not the weed as I stumble and rant
but the question is why do some people say the just can't?

 

[o.gkushowns]

Artie Lange

As I fuck your mother my ranger rover bounces
You spit grams
and me I spit ounces

 

[Artie Lange]

fuck a range , ogkushowns drives a 91 lexus
i eat weak ass poser like this for breakfast, ill wreck shit
sneak in ya grow room un detected,
my lyrics are aimed for your head , so protect ya fuckin neck kid.
when it comes to og kush, most dudes are psyched,
personally i belive its 99.9% hype, it alright
id rather be chillin with some super silver haze,
so i can fuck your mother silly, leave that cunt inna daze
but back to the topic, my flow , you cant stop it
you need to stop puttin your hand down lil boys pockets
tellin then your looking for change, your crooked and strange
you couldnt flow last time , you'd think it could change
this crook is insane,
when i saw your rove i said "hey pa", aint that ogkushowns leavin the gay bar?

 

[Blackstone]

What the fuck? This catfight doesn’t pass as a rap battle
I come in and make a mess like I’m slaughtering cattle
I’ll kill you silent like a ninja or a snake with no rattle
I had some writer’s block but now I’m back in the saddle
You don’t want to battle me, that’s mission impossible
And don’t get in my way cuz bitch I’m unstoppable
With rhymes like yours there’s no way you could harm me
Those lines sound used like they’re from the salvation army
You might be a failure but hey, at least you tried
But I have your rhyme skills 100 times magnified
So my flow is automatic no time for pen and paper
Rhyme better when I’m baked so I inhale some bong vapor
Some call me insane and others call me psycho
I’m rhyming on the mic and dancing like an aiko…
Bear with me as I spit a really tight flow
Not a real rapper but I saved money switching to geico
Damn I can’t think of another verse
That makes me so mad I just want to curse
Drive over you once and put the hearse in reverse
Don’t expect much cuz this rhyme will only get worse
Cuz I just keep typing with nothing to say
Stupid shit to fill up this boring day
My friend’s coming over so we can smoke some hay
Well, it’s really weed but it looks brown and grey
Hmm, what can I rhyme about next
And try to keep this story in context
Oh well, I guess it’s too late
Eternal writer’s block must be my fate
I suck at freestyle I think my written stuff’s better
That’s why I shouldn’t even be typing these letters

 

[solrebl]

Yo let's give it a lift,
Bring bach this thread cuz it's worth the tape i'm typing on
oh my god, should stop this boring song,
Felling hgibbirish on this carazy song
Got my mind flying off Yukon,
Spitting fresstlye is my thing mon,
haha

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Yo mon' welcome to Jaimaca
swing by my hut and i'll bake ya'
smoke me joint while looking at the sea
then you can help me count to "tirty tree"
that's "thirty three" if spoken properly
that joints 5 bucks, my proper fee
so spend money on the OG kush hype
and c'mon mon' drink some Red Stripe

 

[solrebl]

feel it, feel it...

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

feel it in your head then steal it while your in bed
it's thicker then lead and not hard unless you're dead
rhyme what you've said then smoke up your med'
reminds me of the time I met Mr. Bundy he said "call me Ted"
kept me alive in a cage, dog food I was fed
if you've seen Pulp Fiction, it was him and Zed
then he gashed me open until I terminally bled

see it's not hard you don't even have to try
just write down one line then rhyme it until you die
the lines suck more if you're high
but it's easy just tell a story and lie

 

[Blackstone]

I'm too drunk to think of a good rhyme right now, but I had to bump this up because the thread was on page nine and thats not cool.....fool

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Thanks for the bump from the dude whose not a chump
get tipsy so I can hump the distorted but hot lump
of the fat chick's rump cleaned off good after her dump

Ok sorry that's a gross and immature
i'll snap you in half like a ligature
i hope that makes sense
cuz my mind is quite dense

so I saw some fool asking for the best rap song while high
well motherfucker I hope this thread caught your eye
cuz this shit is hot like some of Rezdog's pot
I click on strawberry D's auction to find it's already been bought
save my money so I can buy out his whole lot
amongst other bidders I have perpetually fought
the supply is small like an Indian's forehead dot
his genetics are popular and many have sought
but only the quick can grow what they got
tighter supplies then a boyscout's knot
I hear his bud is more tastey then a good tater tot
I have yet to smoke some but I've got a good plot
befriend another user who will give me a shot
yes that's illegal but we won't get caught
cuz we'll smoke on my jammin' super secret yacht

 

[Artie Lange]

back from the dead
this thread hits hard like a crack to the head
you heard what i said, and you better belive it
this thread on page 9? that shit gets me heated
im eating a bologna sandwich,ill break your mans wrists
theyll find his body in the cemetery buttfucked and bandaged

 

[plumberjohn420]

back from the dead
this thread hits hard like a crack to the head
you heard what i said, and you better belive it
this thread on page 9? that shit gets me heated
im eating a bologna sandwich,ill break your mans wrists
theyll find his body in the cemetery buttfucked and bandaged

SNAP!

 

[Artie Lange]

i just wrote out some shit and my computer was crashin,
ima call teh geek squad and give those dorks a fuckin thrashin

i took 2 fukidols and couldnt give a shit or 2
i saw my man jMj he said "lemme spit at you"
line after line disrespectful and pitiful
just kidding man , were runnin this thread
tell me my shit sucks with a gun to ya head
nah,dont be crazy its only a daisy,bb gun
you cant see me son,out in teh streets , if you see me ,RUN!

check out the den on I.C.mag
posts by ogkushowns and yummybud, now I see fags
maybe theyre bisexual, ill punt their testicles
through the goal post ,who sold most ,albums and drugs?
please send me to iraq ill make mohammed shit blood
turn they bowels red , i'd love to merk a towelhead,
catch habib in his hut ,click clack hes in teh shower dead

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Let me tell ya'll a lil' somethin cool
i sat on my ass and didn't act like a fool
i got an idea for an avatar cuz I rule

this new shit is a jar of jam
didn't take the pic cuz I got no cam'
my face is a dog's ass with glasses
found that perfect pic after goin' through the masses
my bling bling is straight from sing-sing
a clock that chimes at 12 "ding ding"
my arms are skinny with 3 prongs for fingers
i am officially the hippest looking rap singer


*edit* A jar of jelly, eat my dick like it's dehli
ignore the fact that it's smelly, fuck it like R. Kelly
Check out my flat ass belly, now go burn in Helly

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

Weedman from OG don't act like you don't know/
Ya'll can grow all you wan't but you'll never get a dope flow/
I'm ready to go ahead and battle guys/
Then leave they heart open like virgins on valentines/
But today I'm kinda syked got some seeds in the mail/
Half is for my bro he's locked up in jail/
If I stick with the digi I'll have him out on bail/
Top drops trunk pop now it's on the scale/
Puffin' on the green the fiens constant on the rail/
Girlies on my jock cuz you can't dress this well/
So i'm sittin' here typin' lettin' words connect/
Blowin' smoke at my screen hopin' you'll get the effect/
A standard assault just go ahead and brandish it all/
Brains tilted cup spilted, tetrahydrocannabinol/

-WM