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Smoking On Probation?
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So, I still haven't smoked for what seems like a long time to me, but in reality, it's only been like a week ..shit, I miss Mary Jane.
been exercising like mad and taking niacin pills...lots of water...I dunno what else to do, but I think it's really getting out of my system.
been exercising like mad and taking niacin pills...lots of water...I dunno what else to do, but I think it's really getting out of my system.
Green Squall
Well-known member
My friend was being drug tested and claimed pomegranate juice helps clear the system. He could be full of shit, I don't know. I just thought I'd throw it out there.
Pomegranate Juice, huh..interesting.
I've seen some stuff online where it says, if you're an occasional smoker, it can get out of your system relatively fast..but for chronic, multiple times a day smoker, it can take a lot longer.
But, 3 more tests this month, maybe he'll take me off these tests once I pass all of them.
God, the temptation is right there, but I've resisted and told myself, I don't need it right now..rather stay out of jail and not get more community service.
I've seen some stuff online where it says, if you're an occasional smoker, it can get out of your system relatively fast..but for chronic, multiple times a day smoker, it can take a lot longer.
But, 3 more tests this month, maybe he'll take me off these tests once I pass all of them.
God, the temptation is right there, but I've resisted and told myself, I don't need it right now..rather stay out of jail and not get more community service.
there is another method out there, of course there are a lot of methods
this one is Gatorade + powdered Jello, or something like that
thought it was complete bullshit, but did see a thread where the poster showed pics of home test results
and they were good, but buyer beware
this one is Gatorade + powdered Jello, or something like that
thought it was complete bullshit, but did see a thread where the poster showed pics of home test results
and they were good, but buyer beware
i've seen that one, too..the gatorade and certo method, I believe. Some claimed it worked, others refuted it.
I'm sure there's a little bit in my system,but, it should be below the thresh hold of whatever it is to pass because I do nothing but drink liquid all day..coffee, water, cranberry juice...exercise burns it off, too and I've been at the gym every day just chugging away at the eliptical and weight lifting for 30 to 45 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I'm getting tested this weekend again, but I'm going in with a clean conscience at least..the po said, just show up to the meetings with him , take the drug tests and he will take me off the tests. I don't know why he would take me off, but it sounds like a deal to me. Sheesh, I bet it's like two months worth of compliance though..but, much better than being in jail for violating probation over smoking a little bud.
I figure, one of these days I'll break down and take a few hits..but then it ruins the high because I'm worried about the testing. It is very tempting with the weed right there though...I've just become accustomed to smoking whenever I want and now that that's been taken away, I'm slowly beginning to accept that I'll smoke whenever because jail sucks balls!
I'm sure there's a little bit in my system,but, it should be below the thresh hold of whatever it is to pass because I do nothing but drink liquid all day..coffee, water, cranberry juice...exercise burns it off, too and I've been at the gym every day just chugging away at the eliptical and weight lifting for 30 to 45 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I'm getting tested this weekend again, but I'm going in with a clean conscience at least..the po said, just show up to the meetings with him , take the drug tests and he will take me off the tests. I don't know why he would take me off, but it sounds like a deal to me. Sheesh, I bet it's like two months worth of compliance though..but, much better than being in jail for violating probation over smoking a little bud.
I figure, one of these days I'll break down and take a few hits..but then it ruins the high because I'm worried about the testing. It is very tempting with the weed right there though...I've just become accustomed to smoking whenever I want and now that that's been taken away, I'm slowly beginning to accept that I'll smoke whenever because jail sucks balls!
Found this after doing some searching...seems to work for some.
DILUTION: aka WATER LOADING
FOR BEST RESULTS ABSTAIN FOR A BARE MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST AND THE LONGER, OF COURSE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.
Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are ‘my’ normal. For more info on Creatine loading go to healthy.net/asp/templates/Article.asp?PageType=Article&Id=1188
Step 1. 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.
Step 2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).
Step 3. In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding ‘clear’ urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.
Step 4. 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.
That's it. Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and don’t forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test.
Hope that helps!!! N2
PS There is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method. That includes ‘detox’, ‘xxx carbo’ or ‘super flush’ magic potions. But these guidelines will, IMHO, work as well as ANY magic potion, better than many magic potions and you got it here for FREE$$$$$$$
DILUTION: aka WATER LOADING
FOR BEST RESULTS ABSTAIN FOR A BARE MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST AND THE LONGER, OF COURSE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.
Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are ‘my’ normal. For more info on Creatine loading go to healthy.net/asp/templates/Article.asp?PageType=Article&Id=1188
Step 1. 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.
Step 2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).
Step 3. In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding ‘clear’ urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.
Step 4. 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.
That's it. Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and don’t forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test.
Hope that helps!!! N2
PS There is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method. That includes ‘detox’, ‘xxx carbo’ or ‘super flush’ magic potions. But these guidelines will, IMHO, work as well as ANY magic potion, better than many magic potions and you got it here for FREE$$$$$$$
Green Squall
Well-known member
If your PO really said he would take you off the tests, that's amazing. Don't even think of touching bud at this point. I will personally slap you across the face if you smoke. A few months of no smoking? Easy peasy!
LOL, Green Squall...thanks for the motivation, don't need to be slapped..lol 
Yeah, it's getting easier to not smoke every day that goes by..but, the cigs man, they're taking over now...freaking cigs, I barely smoked them when on bud, now it's like 10 rolled cigs a day..eek!!!
Yeah, it's getting easier to not smoke every day that goes by..but, the cigs man, they're taking over now...freaking cigs, I barely smoked them when on bud, now it's like 10 rolled cigs a day..eek!!!
dilution has a long and strong track record, put simply it works
short notice seems to be the main wrench in the works, nothing perfect i guess
one thread on ic had a funny dilution story
don't think it was probation, but a pee test was called for every so often
so he dilutes, gets retested, retested again
they call him out on it, say they know he's diluting
he says, 'i lead a healthy life style, i drink lots of water'
in the end they pass him through the system, probation probably not so loose
short notice seems to be the main wrench in the works, nothing perfect i guess
one thread on ic had a funny dilution story
don't think it was probation, but a pee test was called for every so often
so he dilutes, gets retested, retested again
they call him out on it, say they know he's diluting
he says, 'i lead a healthy life style, i drink lots of water'
in the end they pass him through the system, probation probably not so loose
Hahaha...I do have one story of where I had a few days notice and had been smoking on an ounce...got the security guard job because I dilluted the funk out of it and stopped smoking..guess it was my metabolism, being 20 or so, it was out of my system fast..plus, back then I used to work out way way more being at the gym 6 days a week with tons of sweating it out.
hey I will smoke one for ya..3 , 2 ,1 , we have ignition YEEHAW
I have never accepted probation except once,, it was unsupervised probation..just mail them money every month and no problem.. I am either free or I aint....I did quite a bit of county jail time as a kid ......yeehaw
LOL, Green Squall...thanks for the motivation, don't need to be slapped..lol
Yeah, it's getting easier to not smoke every day that goes by..but, the cigs man, they're taking over now...freaking cigs, I barely smoked them when on bud, now it's like 10 rolled cigs a day..eek!!!
Try to avoid letting your nicotine habit grow into an addiction. After 1-2 weeks you should be over the cravings but you may still have a psychological addiction. These can usually be lessened by keeping your hands busy.
Yeah, need to lay off the cigs..they suck so bad and taste like crud! I bought some roll your own tobacco called Amsterdam Shag, and it tastes like shag, too...I mean it's not bad, but after the first one, they really lose the flavor I'd say..just ugh, every time I light up I'm thinking "Why am I doing this?"
I quit from 2011 to 2012, over a year and a half, then started up again after some stress entered my life..now the cigs are stressing me out a bit because I don't want lung cancer or something like that.
I quit from 2011 to 2012, over a year and a half, then started up again after some stress entered my life..now the cigs are stressing me out a bit because I don't want lung cancer or something like that.
i dont see how they can make force you to stop smoking something that is legal in your state, especially if the state is charging you and not the feds.
I mean wtf, if you steal a bottle of booze, you get charged for theft, but you are still allowed to consume alcohol.
Your argument shouldnt be for medical use, it should be for recreational use...seriously
I mean wtf, if you steal a bottle of booze, you get charged for theft, but you are still allowed to consume alcohol.
Your argument shouldnt be for medical use, it should be for recreational use...seriously
No.you cannot drink on probation either
