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NFL 2019-2020

G.O. Joe

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There are 2 oft heard sayings at the core of an obvious yet successfull sports betting philosophy - although they sometimes compete against each other.

"Past performance does not guarantee future results"
"When people tell you who they are, believe them"
 

buzzmobile

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you might not wake up.
I have always thought that dying in my sleep would be a good way to die. I never felt a thing and I woke up dead.
i was saving the fins' release vid, for kind of like a date night
but every day is special for us!
Every day is today, @pop_rocks , but that was not cool posting up 2023 old fish shit schedule. I'll wait right here until you fix it.
maybe we can double date with hawk and baba?!
Fix the 2024 Dolphins release first and we'll discuss it over a nice glass of Boone's Farm. They would be a fun couple though.

HawktuaBaba

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@G.O. Joe just gave the OK to bet the house, @Bababooey . It's philosophically sound, and you can forget about the past.
 

Bababooey

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GaTech has a pretty decent QB in Haynes King, and FSU lost their top 2 DL to the Rams draft, MAYBE it could be closer than u think.
Whatchu think, GoJoe, u laying down some wood on college football this season, or just nfl?

You make the colonoscopy sound like no big deal, Buzz, maybe ill get mine sooner than later. Like Pops said, should i have them take video and i can post it here? Once u get past the hairs on the outside i bet it's nice and smooth inside.

They have to check out ur throat too, Hawk? Not sure they can check out ur colon through ur throat, that's a VERY long way.

Im not sure i have any hot takes for the upcoming season, im trying to keep an open mind. I do know with increased emphasis on passing that there is more volatility in the game, like the NBA with the 3pt shot. Like the eagles fading in the last half of the season when they were down to street free agents in the secondary, or joe flacco coming in as a savior for the browns.

I agree, dying in my sleep would be just fine, dying when im 90 with an 18yr old's lips wrapped around my cock would be even better.

Hawktua sounds like a great name for either Hawk or Tua, but i want to be in the middle of that sandwich.

Im a little iffy about the Aer Lingus classic, maybe the under (55.5) would be a safer bet...
 

buzzmobile

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Im a little iffy about the Aer Lingus classic, maybe the under (55.5) would be a safer bet...
There are too many 'iffys' floating around, but that seems to be a safe under.

I always tell my gastro Doc to do the endoscopy first because the scope tastes funny if the colonoscopy is done first. That's just me being picky I guess. @Bababooey , you can request to be awake for your colonoscopy and watch it on the screen live. You could end up watching a Pink Highway To Hell.

 

shithawk420

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man i got some legal shrooms at the liquor store and i guess i freaked out good.and not the good kind either.i wont go into detail but these things are no joke.fuking aminita. goddamn it was a nightmare. i almost went to jail.fuking a i hate this.

did i tell you guys i got a Peppers Jersey at goodwill yesterday? dont remember if i told you.so fuck today is the day right? bears and chiefs? well we will see i guess. fuck i screwed up bad.guess i cant handle it.

but yeah i might chicken out AGAIN! i cant stand the thought of being probed and my life in other peoples hands. especially these dumb fuks. i dont like these people here. they are too non chalant.its supposed to be the 11th i believe.whenever i got to sign shit that says do or do not revive i get fuking scared.and i tripped so hard yesterday i got a green pepper on my desk. i have no idea why lol fuk aminita or whatever this shit is.its no joke
 

pop_rocks

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I have always thought that dying in my sleep would be a good way to die. I never felt a thing and I woke up dead.

Every day is today, @pop_rocks , but that was not cool posting up 2023 old fish shit schedule. I'll wait right here until you fix it.

Fix the 2024 Dolphins release first and we'll discuss it over a nice glass of Boone's Farm. They would be a fun couple though.

HawktuaBaba

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@G.O. Joe just gave the OK to bet the house, @Bababooey . It's philosophically sound, and you can forget about the past.
man, i gotta keep up!
turns out i was watching last years video tape and need to get up to speed nfls fastest team

There are too many 'iffys' floating around, but that seems to be a safe under.

I always tell my gastro Doc to do the endoscopy first because the scope tastes funny if the colonoscopy is done first. That's just me being picky I guess. @Bababooey , you can request to be awake for your colonoscopy and watch it on the screen live. You could end up watching a Pink Highway To Hell.


well you never know what you are going to learn here
i always would say to the doc, hey this thing tastes like sh!t!
his replay was, well of course if does because it was just in your ass!
the more you know!
yes!!!
i totally agree that @G.O. Joe has told baba to bet the house
im not one to read between the lines but is he also saying take your winnings and bet it all on the bears?!
we will be swimming in the boones farm when baba hits!

man i got some legal shrooms at the liquor store and i guess i freaked out good.and not the good kind either.i wont go into detail but these things are no joke.fuking aminita. goddamn it was a nightmare. i almost went to jail.fuking a i hate this.

did i tell you guys i got a Peppers Jersey at goodwill yesterday? dont remember if i told you.so fuck today is the day right? bears and chiefs? well we will see i guess. fuck i screwed up bad.guess i cant handle it.

but yeah i might chicken out AGAIN! i cant stand the thought of being probed and my life in other peoples hands. especially these dumb fuks. i dont like these people here. they are too non chalant.its supposed to be the 11th i believe.whenever i got to sign shit that says do or do not revive i get fuking scared.and i tripped so hard yesterday i got a green pepper on my desk. i have no idea why lol fuk aminita or whatever this shit is.its no joke
stay away from those "legal" things you see in the stores man, they just seem sketch to me
that sounds like a sweet score at the good will store did they have any other cool stuff?
be sure to rock your jersey man!

mrs.chicky is actually in boston this week, hanging out with the professor!
my nephew also moved to ga and is getting settled in nice
/roof over his head and a big truck in the garage
rams play an early game against the texans sat @10a so you know there will be some day drinking
 

shithawk420

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fucing christ you were right baba.im so fucking pissed right now.i was drunk and yelled at my aunt cause she knew too.there had too be somene that got big money on that game.fuking fuk im so pissed! i was ready to break shit! oh i was so fuking mad! god dammit!!! you were right baba god damnit!!!!!
 

Bababooey

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Haha, colonoscopy vs endoscopy. Makes u wonder if the same tool is used, they just clean it in between, or there's separate scopes for each procedure. I'd hope it's the latter, just to be sure.
Hawk probably does need the endoscopy, his stomach seems all kinds of messed up with the booze and not eating.

Nah, im gonna want all the drugs for my colonoscopy, that's my reward for getting violated. But i will ask to see the tape afterwards, thats interesting to me.

Im never finding any magic mushies around here, Hawk, and ur straight tripping ballz off of one chocolate bar? What's the brand name again, and where do they sell it, so i know to avoid it?

R u going to make a trip out to Boston and GA later this year to visit the fam, Pops? Maybe u could hit up DB and Buzz and go for a meal and some schmoking later on.

I predicted the bears would go perfect in preseason, i wasnt too sure last night cause starters didnt play and tyson bagent only played 2 series but that D came to play (kept blitzing and got 4 sacks total and also got a pick 6 before halftime) and their 4th string QB, austin reed, led a couple TD drives in the 2nd half.
I did not bet the house on the bears tho but won some $. Gotta bet the house on FSU tomorrow. Watch i lose it all...
 

pop_rocks

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Haha, colonoscopy vs endoscopy. Makes u wonder if the same tool is used, they just clean it in between, or there's separate scopes for each procedure. I'd hope it's the latter, just to be sure.
Hawk probably does need the endoscopy, his stomach seems all kinds of messed up with the booze and not eating.

Nah, im gonna want all the drugs for my colonoscopy, that's my reward for getting violated. But i will ask to see the tape afterwards, thats interesting to me.

Im never finding any magic mushies around here, Hawk, and ur straight tripping ballz off of one chocolate bar? What's the brand name again, and where do they sell it, so i know to avoid it?

R u going to make a trip out to Boston and GA later this year to visit the fam, Pops? Maybe u could hit up DB and Buzz and go for a meal and some schmoking later on.

I predicted the bears would go perfect in preseason, i wasnt too sure last night cause starters didnt play and tyson bagent only played 2 series but that D came to play (kept blitzing and got 4 sacks total and also got a pick 6 before halftime) and their 4th string QB, austin reed, led a couple TD drives in the 2nd half.
I did not bet the house on the bears tho but won some $. Gotta bet the house on FSU tomorrow. Watch i lose it all...
im sure tis like a thermometer and they have two different ones
no matter how much you clean it do you want that in your mouth?
of course you want all the drugs for a colonoscopy! you just met the guy
plus he is going to record it for you
/will you send me a link?
i would avoid the store mushies
im suprised you dont have them in your area baba, i think they are legal in most areas, i saw them in tx
/az and nm dont count, they are like california and soon i will be able to buy legal mushies from a store!
no, the mrs is in bean town right now visiting the professor
im not going out there but i might make the drive to ga to visit the nephew at some point
they just moved in so he needs some time to settle in but i would like to hang out with him and his his fam
the preseason is a toss up but the rams could still go 3-0
we play the texans early tomorrow so you know there is going to be some day drinking going on! but its all about that first game against det and our favorite irishman jerrod mcgoof!
/i might have to shift @superx over to the lions, but i guess hes used to a living with little to no hope so maybe he should stay a steeler fan

@shithawk420
what did she do? i appreciate the intensity but maybe you are directing the rage at the wrong person
we will see how the bears do this year
 

superx

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Alrite lads what’s the craic?
Christ, there’s a lot of pages to catch up on, need to get myself a personal assistant.

Will catch up with ye all later been a very constructive week (some of us have to work 😜)

Catch ya in a bit.
 

superx

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The weekend is upon us everyone time to relax and unwind, I have been going like the clappers from Monday...

Momentum is gathering for the game tomorrow at the aviva stadium between Georgia Tech v Florida state.
There expecting a big turn out, local sports media have made several references to it over the previous days, its certainly getting plenty of attention,These college games seem to draw in massive crowds, bigger than the NFL itself ? (Support wise) I recall buzz mentioning something similar along those lines.
I look forward to it, 5pm local time I believe, hoping rte or sky will be broadcasting it.. The aviva is a cracking stadium, I've been to it several times for Irelands 🇮🇪 home matches. Not as intimidating as the old landsdown Road stadium for visiting teams, but a classy stadium nonetheless 👌.

Are the rules/game play for college games the same as the NFL, these guys wouldn't be classed as professional? Is there any particular player/players I should keep my eye on who have potential to make the grade and step up to the NFL.

Some of the money/wages being given out to the coaches and management and new contracts is gastronomical, was listening to it earlier in the day.
Looking forward to it tomorrow, I have delayed the feeding of my ladies to fit it in...

Will the game be played over two halfs, including extra time, and how long for?

As you can tell my knowledge of the game is pretty much nonexistent, it will change in due course no doubt.

Hey pops nice to hear things are falling into place for your family, happy days man..

What's the chances of Babba losing the house this season?

I have yet to scan the previous four or five pages, will give me something to do after this vape..
Mrs superx picked up a nice bottle of green spot whiskey (10 year old single cask) certainly hits the spot.
 

pop_rocks

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@superx
whats the craic my man?! glad you had a good week at work and now you can enjoy your weekend
i bet @buzzmobile is right and more people watch college football than nfl games
/maybe except for the super bowl
the fsu stadium holds,"...79,560 screaming football fans." *
the fla gators stadium holds "88,548"*
i dont really watch college football but i know they have some different rules and now the nfl has a new kick off rule in place
otherwise the games is the same,
4 quarters of play, divided into two halves
plus they have over time if both teams are tied at the end of regulation play (60m)
are they going to televise the game in your area?
im sure the other guys can fill you in on the other details
/are they professionals?...ill let @G.O. Joe answer that one
i dont think baba will lose his home this season but we will see how his bears do
i would like to hear some of his takes on who might be hot

*all from the respective websites
their bolding not mine
 

buzzmobile

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Are the rules/game play for college games the same as the NFL, these guys wouldn't be classed as professional? Is there any particular player/players I should keep my eye on who have potential to make the grade and step up to the NFL.
There are some rule differences between NFL and NCAA {College football), but they are not much different. There are 4 fifteen minute quarters in regulation time. If the game is tied at the end of regulation there is overtime to determine the winner.

Here's a link.

The student athlete is not a professional, but a NCAA rule change in 2021 made it possible for athletes to earn money from their Name, Image and Likeness (NIL).


Lawrance Toafili #9 is a running back for FSU who is very good.
 

Bababooey

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Maybe ill make a pornhub account and post all my colonoscopy videos on there. I'll call it "Baba's Pink Road".

I think the legal mushies are animata, which are psychoactive but arent the same as psilocybin mushrooms. Id rather have the real deal ones although hawk says the animata's are potent as well.

That would be a heck of a drive, socal to GA, but u could stop by TX and visit fam, maybe pop down and visit FL when ur in GA. Do u have any fam in FL? I know u said u lived there for a while.
That would be an epic road trip, probably wouldnt be back home for a month, but id bet it'd be lots of fun.

Rams going 3-0 in preseason like the the bears sounds very possible, i may have to put some cheddar on that.
Steelers have had terrible QB play since roethlisberger retired but theyve been competitive still, it's the Lions who were pretty awful before dan campbell and jared goff took over.

Sounds like Hawk's aunt is a true believer in the bears this season, i tell ya Hawk u gotta get on the bandwagon now while there's still room.

"Going like the clappers", huh Superx? Love those irish phrases, wonder if i can incorporate them into everyday use. How about this: "I was masturbating like the clappers to a picture of DB in his underwear." That works, right?

Like Pops said, some of the bigger college football stadiums are larger than NFL stadiums, in fact the only stadiums in the US that can fit 100K people are college ones.
And Buzz and Pops are right, rules are largely similar, i think in college u only need 1 foot inbounds for a legal catch whereas NFL u need 2 feet inbounds for a catch.

I'd say 50/50 chance i lose the house this season, ive been texting a fellow degenerate who has convinced me to go big or go home. Wish me luck, gents!

I got some small bets on the Aer Lingus game, im somewhat worried about GaTech, the offense is pretty good and the defense might be improved with a new coordinator, plus all the talent FSU lost to the draft. Mike norvell the fsu head coach is a transfer portal savant so he may have reloaded but it's hard to tell before their first game. I think ill sprinkle some $ on FSU's run game (to Buzz's point, Toafili over rush yds and anytime TD), maybe 1st half under? Whatchu think, Buzz? Also, what r u eating and drinking for game time? Do u do a tail gate style spread at home?
 

superx

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Look's like I need ESPN app in order to stream the game through ABC, I have huffed and puffed to no avail. Rather frustrating considering 30.000 people are watching this in Dublin, according to local media sections of Dublin have been cordoned off to deal with crowd control, but rte don’t have the broadcasting rights.. Steelers have there final friendly which I believe sky will be covering.

Hey babba, doober in his underpants? What channel is that on. ha-ha, Christ, that’s a image I could do without..
 

pop_rocks

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pre gaming! rams play at 10a against the texans and i and ready for some football
if they go 3-0 that would be cool and i would like to see the whit' (jordan whittington) get a few reps in
/i think hes made the final roster
yes, the college stadiums are huge for some of these schools
heck, in tx ive seen some high school stadiums that look pro level
send me a link @Bababooey so i can ride on this pink highway! you know im going to click like on all your posts
yeah the amanita muscaria is a totally different mushroom from the psilocybin
like you said i would stick to the regular magic mushie of thats your thing
you bet i would make a road trip out of it and stop off in tx first, thats about a days drive for me
and lay up there for a few then head on to ga
yeah i used to live in pensacola so i kind of know the panhandle, but i still have enough white trash/ hill billy in me that i could get by

@superx
that sucks that they are broadcasting the game in your area
i would think they would want it for free on evry channel possible to try and bring in more views and hopefully grow a local fan base for american football

we are underway here and the rams are starting dresser win, yeah thats his name
/hoe you dident lay too much $$ on this one
 

Bababooey

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That sux that u cant watch the game locally, superx. I use the adblock browser on my phone and go to stream east . to (no spaces) and they usually carry most american sports on there. U have to click on the big gray play arrow and close the resulting pop up ads but there's usually only 1 or 2 popups before the game starts streaming.

He posted a pic of himself in his jammies a while ago, dude needs to smoke less weed, his decision making is questionable at best.

Looks like FSU -6.5 at halftime is cooked, GaTech is pretty frisky, maybe now's the time for a small moneyline bet on GT?
I wonder what Buzz thinks of this game so far? Tied at halftime.

Oh dang, thought rams were tomorrow. But like Pops said theyre starting some QB named Dresser Winn? I like the name but where's my boy Stetson? I didnt lay a bet on them but theyre up 3-0 anyway...
 

superx

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Living in no man's land makes streaming an absolute nightmare, I can view sky sports football after paying a small fortune in connection fees. What channels broadcast NFL that you guys watch? Or do you have to stream them? I'm going to contact a friend who is a wizz on tech, he might save the day, once he doesn't turn up at the door wearing a Cape.. These problems have occurred in the past when trying to watch MMA or boxing... A pain in the rectum I tell ya..

Yep, that guy is not playing with the full deck, as they say here he's a sandwich short of a picnic.

So the bears beat the Chiefs ?
 
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G.O. Joe

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This just in:

Too-cool-for-the-ACC Fl St still sucks, and in the end isn't a top 10 team.

(But, but, but they don't have a QB...)
Then demanding to play for the championship is what, gall? Cult blindness?

(But, but, but the players decided not to play...)
Says everything we need to know.

Maybe they're playing 3D chess and showing the courts that they aren't worth $140M.

Coach Prime will also be showing off his portal wizardry, against ND St on Thursday. Can't wait. (Buffalo on bison? Go undomesticated bovines.)
 

pop_rocks

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@superx
yeah that sux man, see what your friend can do or just try some of these streaming sites
/ive taken bites of the nfl' on babas recommendation and it worked great for watching out of market games
if im here at home i can watch the games on regular tv, plus i have the amazon prime so im able to watch thursday night football
the networks will broadcast the regional match ups in your local area so i can see my rams and then i just watch whatever the other games are
see if your friend can help and be sure to have him wear a cape
/was this like he was a super hero or was this a villain cape?!? ether way im digging it
speaking of friends, my buddy wants me to stop by his place tomorrow morning, he said he has a package for me

@Bababooey
stetson got to sit at the big boy table of guys who have made the team
good thing you held on to your money, this was a throw away game but i liked it
/the texans have ex ram cam akers playing for most of the first half and he looked good
otherwise the rams were just playing the last guys on the roster of potential guys
they mentioned the fsu game during the rams game too, les snead (rams gm) sat in the booth for the whole third qtr and was giving his taeks! and it was fun to hear what he thought the rams going forward and he seemed like a pretty cool guy
armchair victory came up short but played surprisingly well for someone who gets not reps!
i doubt the rams are going to carry four qbs on the final roster so if he isnt snatched up by another team he could end up on the practice squad (still a pretty lucrative deal)*

@G.O. Joe
my man go joe! where is the love for the noles'
so who do you like in the ncaa?
as xman asked are there any player to look out for
im looking forward to the nfl season kicking off and looking forward to hearing your takes my man!


*"If a player with fewer than two seasons is on the practice squad for all 18 weeks, they would earn $225,000."
 
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