NFL 2019-2020

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FSU visits Miami saturday night and the canes are favored by 21 at home. Teasing that line to -30 or more might be appropriate given the QB issues FSU continues to have, although miami's D hasnt been really stellar, giving up 30+ pts in 3 consecutive games. At least buzz will come out of this game knowing one of his teams won.

I would like to say when it comes to FSU v Miami, "You can throw out the record books", but I am not as stupid as I look. We arrived in Tallahassee from Fort Myers in 1991 just in time for Wide Right I.

Bobby B saw it too.


How big a farm do you have @Bababooey ?

Wide Right II the following year.

 

[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
the raiders are not a true test of any defense
but i like what im seeing and hoping they cna replicate this action against a vikings team coming off a close loss to the lions
both teams are playing off a short week but i still think this could be a great game
it looks like the raiders are in full on rebuild mode and a qb would be just the first piece to their puzzle
chargers lost to the cards so the rams are not able to climb up in the ranks but overall im happy with thier play this season considering all the hurdles they had to overcome
@buzzmobile
baker was not the dream maker last night, the fist qtr went well then it was all down hill from there
/must have been past hs bed time
but they lost to b'more, which is one team i am not fading
it just would have been a nice feather in his cap to upset the ravens
plus like baba said they lost their wr #1 and wr#2in addition to the L
but we can still root for jax right? how about those gators?!

 

[shithawk420]

my grandpa is the one on the left.he was an audio and vid tech working for NBC5 chicago.he did a lot but the main thing was he did the was the tech in the 86 world series.he also did the macy thanksgiving parade.guess im bragging but he taught me a lot.fucker gave me science books and mozart cds when i was like 5. no kid wants that shit

i actually liked the cowboy bebop live action. thought i would hate it but i liked it.fuck i totally forgot about those pork chops.fuck sorry for derailing the thread. im drunk and on drugs

 

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my grandpa is the one on the left.he was an audio and vid tech working for NBC5 chicago.he did a lot but the main thing was he did the was the tech in the 86 world series.he also did the macy thanksgiving parade.guess im bragging but he taught me a lot.fucker gave me science books and mozart cds when i was like 5. no kid wants that shit

i actually liked the cowboy bebop live action. thought i would hate it but i liked it.fuck i totally forgot about those pork chops.fuck sorry for derailing the thread. im drunk and on drugs

naw man, no derail
i think that is totally cool! that your grand daddy worked on those shows and taught you a lot
you ever watch ultraman?
on roku they have this channel that only show like godzilla movies and old j'pan shows like ultraman
i remember that one from when i was a kid
im smoking on some nice herb myself

 

[shithawk420]

naw man, no derail
i think that is totally cool! that your grand daddy worked on those shows and taught you a lot
you ever watch ultraman?
on roku they have this channel that only show like godzilla movies and old j'pan shows like ultraman
i remember that one from when i was a kid
im smoking on some nice herb myself

lol im sure i seen that ultraman. i like the dark extra evil shit like Berserk.well i dont really like it but its the darkest creepy ass shit ive ever seen and its like a soap opera but the guy fucking died.so over 25 years it cant be properly finished.japs have mastered the dark and creepy.mostly in a good way but now the best manga of all time cant be finished.his co workers gotta finish it
think im fucking arround. most people without a brain cant handle it. its complicated.if i have to selll my soul one day i will.ive met about a dozen killers.im the most dangerous.maybe ill call myself Zodd.im still undefeated.fuck just had a killzone or whatever.ill kill them or they kill me. i dont kill.dead serious. im beterr than most humans
im not crazy.copyrightwight wont le me find the new one.sorry.bad crap. my dad and uncle and i might kill each other.its what we want.i think ill win though. the fentyynol gonna keep him down.ill be drunk but my dad gonna be drunk and high. who gonna win?

 

[pop_rocks]

you think that jap shit is freaky
/its freky
this is @Bababooey and me on our last date!

thats not water and it was more than a gentile pat

 

[shithawk420]

im smart enough to know a full grown hippo is the most dangerous land animal.cute and cuddly until they get what?1500lbs? can literally chomp a human in half.shes a cutie. oh btw they can out run a human.im good with that shit.they got temper and territorial issues

now heres the big question.who wins?grizzly,hippo or silverback gorilla? HAHAHA have fun.my money is on the gorilla

 

[buzzmobile]

now heres the big question.who wins?grizzly,hippo or silverback gorilla? HAHAHA have fun.my money is on the gorilla

I had to consult the experts on TikTok for that answer, @shithawk420 .

but we can still root for jax right? how about those gators?!

Yes for Jax.

you ever watch ultraman?

Ultraman and Supercar were both hilarious.

 

[Bababooey]

I didnt actually see any of those infamous games, Buzz, but i heard about the aftermath. I got into college football the year after, and remember picking up the sports illustrated (remember when magazines were a thing?) issue with freshman kicker scott bentley on the cover, he was the best high school kicker and was going to solve all their issues with missing game winning FGs. I think around this time the bills were losing 4 straight super bowls, one to a missed FG as well.

So buzz thinks i should bet the farm on a miami win. Makes me suspicious that somehow FSU covers the spread. Their defense is playing better of late, fwiw. If they can somehow stop losing the turnover battle by 3+ every game they can keep it closer than normal. Also lately a good amount of the dogs have been covering in both pros and college, although the really bad dogs are still getting creamed.

Rams are now 2-4 but seem to be waving the white flag on the season, supposedly theyre taking offers on trading kupp for a 2nd rd pick. Maybe this is the year of the star WR midseason trade, with amari cooper and davante adams already traded and now maybe kupp. I know tampa would love to have him, i think their top 2 WRs now are a rookie and 2nd yr guy.

Ok, ur gramps is the guy on the left. He looks like you more than a bit, eh? Same general face shape. Sounds like he was very good at his job and was very into the tech of that age and was trying to get you interested in science as well. Were you decent at math and science in school?

That was an interesting vid on eating sushi, he never actually said not to mix wasabi and soy sauce together, he said not to mix sushi and ginger together which i dont think people do often. His other rules were to use fingers to eat roll sushi, which is interesting. Maybe not if it's like a messy roll like an inside out one or a dragon roll. And to turn the piece sushi on its side and dip only the fish part in the soy sauce and dont shake the excess off cause it's like a guy shaking his wang off after peeing, it's uncouth.

Moo deng is a pygmy hippo, her mom isnt that big either, and is pretty tame around humans.

That tiktok video isnt showing up for me for some reason, buzz, but my money is on the bear or the hippo.
The croc is the one with the more narrow snout, of course. Plus Pops forgets that Buzz isnt a fan of the gators. They did have a nice win vs kentucky last wk, but signs still point to them firing their coach this year.

That Supercar show looks like a trip. The special effects are almost laughable compared to CGI but yknow, it kinda works, and a lot of cgi nowadays is fake looking as well.

 

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Plus Pops forgets that Buzz isnt a fan of the gators.

Oh, my friend @pop_rocks has a very good memory. He is testing my resolve, but his sushi is weak.

I got into college football the year after, and remember picking up the sports illustrated (remember when magazines were a thing?)

Sebastian Janikowski made up for Scott Bentley's wides.

 

[pop_rocks]

im smart enough to know a full grown hippo is the most dangerous land animal.cute and cuddly until they get what?1500lbs? can literally chomp a human in half.shes a cutie. oh btw they can out run a human.im good with that shit.they got temper and territorial issues

now heres the big question.who wins?grizzly,hippo or silverback gorilla? HAHAHA have fun.my money is on the gorilla

you are totally right hawk, a hippo is no joke and kills more people than any of the big three in africa
not only can they get moving on land but they can also swim super fast

does the fight take place in the water? if so its the hippo all the way

Oh, my friend @pop_rocks has a very good memory. He is testing my resolve, but his sushi is weak.


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Sebastian Janikowski made up for Scott Bentley's wides.

i dont really like sushi/ sashimi, so imy sushi game is very weak
im just not a fan of raw fish but might i tempt you with some tamales and black beans?
/ i bet gator tastes pretty good and ive never had a chance to eat a crocodile* but i would try it
it has been a tough year for fla football in the nfl
i still think tua should consider retiring and it looks like baker the dream maker is having a nightmare with his #1&2 going down

@Bababooey
ive seen the rumors and i hope thats all they are, rumors
there is also talk that $tafford might be on the trade block
sooper.cooper has had a tough past couple of seasons and maybe it it time to thin about cashing in on his value and i guess a 2nd rnd pick is ok considering what the other hot s'receivers fetched in trade
im looking at this year as a transitional season
with the loss of a.don im glad our defense is holding up and i see some hot young tallent on the offense as well

yeah thats cool that @shithawk420 gramps worked on tv and was part of some big time shows and he sounds like he was a good influence on you when you were younger


*i once heard that gators arent as dangerous to humans as crocs are, its because of their food sources
gators eat turtles and fish and smaller aquatic animals so they dont really see people as prey
crocs on the other hand eat big animals on two or four legs and would gladly attack a person if they jumped into the wrong swimming hole or tried to cross the wrong river
salt water crocs are also supposed to be super aggressive

 

[pop_rocks]

all teh hawt taeks!

 

[Bababooey]

Ah haha, yup that's the one. I guess that's when the SI cover curse was in full effect, he missed a bunch of extra pts his freshman year, but the next year he kicked the game winning FG to win Bowden's first title over Nebraska.
Seabass helped Bowden win his 2nd title and became a 1st rd draft pick for the raiders. Normally a kicker in the 1st rd would be a terrible move but he was so good for so long, with such a strong leg, that he actually became worth the selection. Nowadays it seems like every team has a kicker that can hit 55-60yd FGs, but when he was playing that was a rarity.

Geez, that's ominous, seeing something that big move that fast in the water. Do they have webbed feet then? Theyre not very sleek/low drag, thats for sure.

Ive had gator nuggets before, it's like a chewy chicken, not bad at all. I wonder if snake tastes the same.

Tua's actually in line to start this week so we'll how he does, so long as he doesnt plow head first into a defender again i think he'll be ok.

At 2-4 i thought the rams would still have some fight left to the season, no real reason to go full tank mode. Theyre not expected to win tonite tho and trade deadline is in early Nov so we'll see how it shakes out.

What animals on 2 legs would crocs eat? Birds? Cant imagine they eat many humans, even if theyre willing to attack them.

Haha, that vid is pretty funny once u get past the annoyingly quick edits. Myles garrett said deshaun watson has been a model citizen during most of his time in the league is like saying JFK enjoyed most of the parade or the Titanic crossed most of the ocean.
I cant tell how hot she is tho, like she seems good looking but sometimes the light hits her a certain way and makes her look a little butta faced. Is that just me or do u see it too?

 

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*i once heard that gators arent as dangerous to humans as crocs are, its because of their food sources
gators eat turtles and fish and smaller aquatic animals so they dont really see people as prey
crocs on the other hand eat big animals on two or four legs and would gladly attack a person if they jumped into the wrong swimming hole or river
salt water crocs are supposed to be super aggressive

Gator attacks on humans are rare. They do happen. Gator attacks on dogs are not rare. Sometimes the attack on a dog turns deadly for the human. Here's a list to consider:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_alligator_attacks_in_the_United_States

The lizards were angry back in March, and that report is the first time I have heard of a crocodile attack. Spring is mating season and the big lizards are full of testosterone.

Man bitten by crocodile after his boat capsized in Everglades National Park

The boater was attempting to swim to shore when he was bitten

www.cbsnews.com

Man attacked by 9-foot alligator while fishing in Florida

Florida officials said the gator was 9 feet, 3 inches long and caused a "severe animal bite" to the victim.

www.cbsnews.com

I have fished out of Flamingo where the crocodile bites. I caught my first tarpon near there. When I was a park ranger at Fort Clinch the Fish and Wildlife guys removed a large nuisance gator from a spot near a walking trail. They had him all trussed up and his snout was wrapped close with tape. I helped lift that thing into the back of the truck.

you are totally right hawk, a hippo is no joke and kills more people than any of the big three in africa
not only can they get moving on land but they can also swim super fast

does the fight take place in the water? if so its the hippo all the way

/ i bet gator tastes pretty good and ive never had a chance to eat a crocodile* but i would try it

My money is on the Hippo whether in water or on land. The Gorilla is the loser. Never

Is it possible to outrun a hippo?

If you've attracted unwanted attention, Muruthi said to always remember you cannot outrun a hippo. They may look sluggish, but they can run 30 mph (almost 43 kph). Instead, you should try to climb a tree or find an obstacle to put between you and the hippo such as a rock or anthill.

I have had gator tail at several restaurants. Sometimes it can be gamey in an off fishy taste. Mostly it is served batter dipped and deep fried. What could be bad about that?
Crocodile tastes just like bald eagle and is very similar in taste to a manatee. LOL All three are federally protected species.

I have never seen an American crocodile.

If Tua and his doctors agree he can play, so be it. Who needs a brain anyway?

 

[buzzmobile]

I have to root for the Ram rookies on D tonight against the Vikings.

 

[pop_rocks]

Ah haha, yup that's the one. I guess that's when the SI cover curse was in full effect, he missed a bunch of extra pts his freshman year, but the next year he kicked the game winning FG to win Bowden's first title over Nebraska.
Seabass helped Bowden win his 2nd title and became a 1st rd draft pick for the raiders. Normally a kicker in the 1st rd would be a terrible move but he was so good for so long, with such a strong leg, that he actually became worth the selection. Nowadays it seems like every team has a kicker that can hit 55-60yd FGs, but when he was playing that was a rarity.

Geez, that's ominous, seeing something that big move that fast in the water. Do they have webbed feet then? Theyre not very sleek/low drag, thats for sure.

Ive had gator nuggets before, it's like a chewy chicken, not bad at all. I wonder if snake tastes the same.

Tua's actually in line to start this week so we'll how he does, so long as he doesnt plow head first into a defender again i think he'll be ok.

At 2-4 i thought the rams would still have some fight left to the season, no real reason to go full tank mode. Theyre not expected to win tonite tho and trade deadline is in early Nov so we'll see how it shakes out.

What animals on 2 legs would crocs eat? Birds? Cant imagine they eat many humans, even if theyre willing to attack them.

Haha, that vid is pretty funny once u get past the annoyingly quick edits. Myles garrett said deshaun watson has been a model citizen during most of his time in the league is like saying JFK enjoyed most of the parade or the Titanic crossed most of the ocean.
I cant tell how hot she is tho, like she seems good looking but sometimes the light hits her a certain way and makes her look a little butta faced. Is that just me or do u see it too?

hahahyesszzz, such hawt taeks and a bit of an edge too, shes a hottie and she is funny and likes football
i dont think hippos have webbed feet but they are african water cows, perfectly suited to their environment and they own the rivers
crocs are dangerous and ive seen pictures of some pretty big ones
ive seen plenty of gators down in fla but nothing i would say holly shit thats prehistoric
but ive seen pics of crocs in africa and yeah they look like the last thing on earth you would wat to f'with
like a shark, you arent something they normall eat but you look/ move enough like something they might eat and you might get bit

I have to root for the Ram rookies on D tonight against the Vikings.

i will too! plus the rams offense and special teams; did i leave anyone out?
yeah who needs a brain or a spine? or a future after football
tua can not be stopped

im going to grill some bisteka and dig in to some avocadoes! plus asparagus on the side
ive had snake before but its been a while, its not bad and like they say its tastes kind of like chicken
we have coyote out here and you can hear them on some nights getting up to what they do
dont leave your pets out at night and keep them on a leash when you take them out

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, i remember u telling us about some elderly lady who got killed by a gator when it grabbed her dog and she tried to save it. Cant blame her for trying but it would have been better if she just let it go, as awful as that would have been.

Buzz makes a good point, having a well seasoned batter and deep frying could make almost anything taste good, maybe if i had gator prepared differently it would have been much worse.

I thought crocs were strictly an australian thing but supposedly they live in S. FL as well as the caribbean, central and south america.

Tonite both Puka and Kupp will be playing for the rams again, not sure how rusty theyll be in their first game back but you have to like the Rams' chances a little more now. And like Buzz said, maybe the rookies from FSU will get some action, although being defensive linemen they tend not to stuff the stat sheet as much as other defenders...

 

[pop_rocks]

i am a firm believer that everything tastes better battered and deep fried, but i might need to defer to our esteemed colleague from ireland @superx , where they will literally batter and deep fry anything
/how are things going x man?
i could see gator being "...gamey in an off fishy taste." they eat fish and while its a lizard diet plays a part in the taste of meat
i wonder if farm raised gator taste the same as wild caught?
i think the nile crocodile is considered the largest reptile on the planet and there are some pics of monsters online
yeah, puka and kupp and in the game and they both look ok in the first qtr
14-7 min after 15m of play; this one could get good

 

[shithawk420]

ive had fried gator.its like a mix between chicken and fish if i remember right.it just ok
this is pretty wild.ive been watching these guys for a good while.only part 1 though.

 

[pop_rocks]

holly cow did you see that?! what a game