NFL 2019-2020

[pop_rocks]

i hear mark davis actually thinks of it as his signature hair do ; i guess if you are rich enough it dosnet matter what you look like
raiders have some pieces to build around but it comes down to keeping jimmy-g upright
i like eklar and think he has top-5 potential, especially if he can keep putting up numbers like he has been
i like the add of the new receiver and you have three big jump ball type guys who can get down field and have good hands
have you drafted your fantasy live up yet?
madtv was awesome! and way funnier than snl
snl seemed to be the same skits over and over and the jokes got stale
mad tv had a great cast and like you said a lot of the players are still active in comedy today
speaking of comedy acts, i think kaep might have tried to arrange a work out recently, i thought i saw his name in the football news but dident really pay attention to the article
luckily it seems like no one else is either and hopefully his days are done
i think most newer cars have a series of onboard sensors that record all kinds of data
especially if they are electric
im just happy when the stereo works
getting hyped for tonights rams game and then tomorrow i get to see the chargers play in the afternoon
football is back!

 

[shithawk420]

all i know is my buddy called me up and said they have black boxes in the newr Vettes.i doubt its the same as planes but i dont know.news to me.im pretty desenitized but that footage was hard to watch.poor doggo.just saw on the news about a teen girl that went over 100mph trying to have a murder suicide killing her boyfriend and his friend and somehow she lived.dumb kid.cars scare the shit outta me.i always wear a seatbelt.

Lucks been gone for 4 years!?the fuck have i been?and yeah ever since they started kneeling my buddy who is 70 wont watch football anymore.i think hes just a sourpuss making an excuse but whatever.he was a Bears fan and his wife was a packers fan before she passed.shed watch the the game on the tv and hed listen on the radio in his man cave lol

you guys hear the crazy story about Patrick Maholmes brother bribing his friends mom for sex?what a dumbass.cause hes Patricks brother he thinks he has clout?didnt even knew he had a brother.i hope that fucker dont win the SB again.ill get to the roofing nails and ninja stars when i get back Baba.gotta get some beer

 

[shithawk420]

LOL pops!your not gonna believe me but i was somewhat tutored by the guy who invented the 8 track before he died.what a cool guy.i called him a genius and he said straight up hes not a genius.he told me to get some books on algebra and i did and then he died from diabeetus.he was 80 something.liked his whiskey drinks.lost both his legs from it.damn why does life suck so bad?

 

[pop_rocks]

f'n'a man! ot would suck to lose your legs to the betus! but ive seen it happen before
/sad story; i used to work with this lady who was too vain to get it taken care of, i think they wantd to cut off her foot to start with, but she said no
she died
math is universal and takes a different type of smart but anyone can grasp the basics
what did he tutor you in hawk? we all need good mentors in life and i can point to some people who have left an impression and who i still look up to this day
/or was its some ghey shit? it was all teh gheys
XOXO

yeah ive heard about how mahommies brother is turning into a POS! and making a fool of himself in all kinds of ways
and now bribing an old lady for sex? wtf man
dosent he have any handy man skills or at least be willing to come over and kill a spider for her late at night?
/i guess we know who got all the game in that family

amke today your day hawk, it only =sux if you let it get you down

 

[shithawk420]

thanks pops.he was an electrical engineer so i really just wanted to pick his brain.i really suck at math but its the language of science.he was gonna teach me how to be an engineer i guess.pretty pathetic ive met so many people im still a loser.

ANYWAY gotta get some beer for the game tonight.hope everyones team wins.but man i really dont like Fields.guy makes me nervous.i get serous Cutler vibes out of that guy

 

[Bababooey]

Mark davis always has some baddie sitting with him during raiders games so his hairstyle isnt keeping the wimmen away that’s for sure. Imagine that, gold diggers in vegas who would have thought?

I forgot that the chargers picked a WR in the 1st rd, saw him play in the college playoffs he was good but I guess the knock on him was his agility, then again dk metcalf had the same issues and he’s been great so far.

No we typically draft the weekend before the real games start, so early sept will be the fantasy draft.

Justin fields isnt playing today cause I think the joint practices with the colts have been hard hitting, bears lost 2 o lineman to injuries so I think the coach wants to be cautious this week.

Patrick Mahomes' Brother, Jackson, Being Investigated for Sexual Assault

Jackson Mahomes --the younger brother of KC Chiefs star Patrick Mahomes -- is being criminally investigated after a woman claims he forcibly kissed her in her own restaurant last weekend ... part of which seems to have been caught on surveillance footage.

www.tmz.com

Mahomes’ brother was arrested and charged with some sort of sex assault for forcibly grabbing and kissing on this restaurant owner where he was dining. Seems like a pretty weak charge but he’s also charged with assault for pushing a waiter who told them to stop smoking weed in the private dining room they were in. He seems like an all around douche, hope his brother sets him straight.

Damn hawk u could have been an electrical engineer? Maybe u could have invented something cool.

I hope ur wrong about fields this year, but we’ll see what happens. Cutler was good too when he wasn’t injured or throwing interceptions. Same story with the bears but maybe this year will be different.

 

[shithawk420]

damn right i could of.could of worked for NBC and Eletronic Arts if i played my cards right.oh well.

thats not even half of what he did.those are felony sexual assualt charges!lol whatever.slap on the wrist.waiting for kickoff right now

 

[shithawk420]

SOB both sides are playing dirty.i kinda like this guy.Bagert?think im just gonna call hin Baguel! lol

 

[pop_rocks]

mark davis can find all kind of sloots to sit next to him in the owners box and im sure the vegas skanks are a big upgrade from the yeah'-area; i hear vegas has all kinds of loose women from all around, not just the ghettos of alameda and sf
/not bad for some d'head born into money eh baba?
the chargers are going three fingers deep with k.allen and mike williams in addition to the new guy
add in austin.ek and you have yourself the resurgence of air coryell days
/f'spanos elbow deep
but its the same thing with teh faders, they might look good in most games but when the time comes to make champions they shit the bed
/chargers might sniff a wild card but its just a stinky pinky
now j.cutty was going balls deep and smoking ciggies the whole time,wants he marrie dto christen kava??? some reality tv star
if fields can take a step forward it is a huge boost to the bears but i still dont see them breaking the glass ceiling
is j.goof for real? the lions have a good team and if he can turn it up that could go over biggle
unfortunately he will have to play teams like phi and sf in the playoffs, ill let you decide the seeding, so i see a big cap on far they will go
holly regurgitated new articles babs'man! this happened back in feb?
he was just hit by stupid cupids arrow and got out of hand; but i guess no one cares about football in feb except for freaking boy genius social misfits!
im getting wroked up for the rams game!
/by worked up i mean the liquor

 

[shithawk420]

tell me how im pissed without telling me im pissed.got dang that was a good game.from both sides but the Bears should have one that game.i see where this season is going.freaking acrobats and clobberings.no way the other games were that good right?

 

[pop_rocks]

are you watching the rams game
its futbawww man!
ok the rams 2nd team looked like poo poo against the raiders #1s but its still a fun game
there might be another mcClutch on teh rams roster, a db
hey man just getting my groove on and enjoying the game

freaking acrobats!

 

[Bababooey]

Well maybe u cant go back to school and be an engineer but im sure there’s some pretty cool things u can do without a fancy degree. Maybe work in an oil field. Or work with solar panels. That’s sort of related to roofing, right? I figure u would be more comfortable around the roughnecks than the starched shirt crowd.

Tyson bagent is the undrafted rookie QB out of some small DII university in west virginia that the bears signed, he’s looking like the #2 QB behind fields. This year I think teams will carry 3 QBs each because the nfl allows an emergency 3rd QB to be available for games after what happened to the 49ers in the playoffs last yr.

I bet $4 on the bears, $2 to win $2 to beat the +3.5 spread, that was before I found out fields wasn’t playing lol. Was still looking good till the 4th qtr until the bears gave up like 17 straight pts, ugh. Should have checked earlier to see if there was a cash out option, they had a 90% win chance when they were up 17-7 early in the 4th qtr.

Didn’t watch any of the rams game Pops but saw that stetson threw a pick 6. At least the rams got a pick 6 earlier off the corpse of brian hoyer. I think stetson battled back after that, got a td run too but overall rams got less than 250yds of offense that game, about half of what the raiders totaled. So yeah offense and defense didn’t look great but they didn’t play any starters yada yada yada, and the stetson int was a miscommunication not a bad throw and at least young guys are getting reps. U gotta believe the rams offense with stafford/kupp will be at least average or better, it’s the D that might be a bottom 7-8 unit even with A-god on it.

 

[subrob]

Fukn kneeling? Are the maga twats still cosplaying fake patriotism over that??!?!?!?! Watta bunch of bitches!

 

[shithawk420]

i saw some dirty shit from both sides.reminded me of a WWF match.i saw hits that made me almost feel it.im talking greasy dirty hits

 

[shithawk420]

man i know baba.i thought the bears had it in the bag.i got pissed and drunk and now im feeling like i got hit like the players.maybe its cause its preseason but i saw some calls that should of been made.or maybe i was drunk.probably both

 

[shithawk420]

Lol I missed that part baba! I've raised llamas,bees,cats dogs horsers.busted my ass on roofs.im fucking done with labor.my job is to soak up as much knowledge as I can and go to Asia or something.and I'm not joking when I say this but I wanna go to China to learn qi gong and live to 100.dont even think i can go to China with my record

 

[pop_rocks]

the rams should have a pretty good offense as long as $tafford in on the field
like you said they have super cooper plus a host of assorted young guys who could step it up
/skronic could smoke this year as a #2-3 situational receiver
i liked what i saw out of the defense for the most part, not like this young group is ready to go against the #1s but add in a.don to the mix and shake vigorously and they might be ok
#27 mcclutch had a couple big plays bck to back in the secondary and you could see his confidence enbiggen
steston is still a work in progress but i like his add to the roster
chargers play later today against the saints and i wonder if we will see any d.carr?
start brushing up on your mandrin now hawk, but most young chinese people speak pretty good english

 

[shithawk420]

yeah pops.if i didnt have violent felonies id go to asia and teach english.live like a king a king and get sucky sucky too for 20 30 bucks a day.living the dream!gotta get a bigger antenna to watch football though! LOL

 

[pop_rocks]

try moving the antennae around and see is different channels come in better
hahaha, thats actually a pro-ex'pat move, going to a place and teaching english
ive met plenty of people who have done just that; its not easy but its doable
/you cant just roll up into china, you have to have a purpose for your visit to get a visa
if you want i can give you some old military handbooks that you can trade for rice
im not a fan of china but have some good memories from that part of the world

 

[shithawk420]

Oi!! You been to China pops!? You learn any ancient Chinese secrets? I wanna go to learn martial arts and they are killing it like Dubai in their marvel structures.what didn't you like about China? Besides the communism Chinese people are nice.maybe they just like me cause I'm the same height but still have big American penis! I'm just kidding.dont wanna get canceled lol I'm telling you guys right now.they do have secrets of the world there and they are dying.over 4000 years of knowledge will be gone soon.hurts my soul.gimme your passport or whatever.im going on the next boat to become a kung-fu master.ded seriously