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NFL 2019-2020

Bababooey

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Buckeye seems to think the browns are primed for a bounceback season, and vegas has their O/U at 9.5 wins after a 7-10 season last year. They do have the best RB and DE in the game. I guess it all depends on whether the molester can achieve his houston form instead of whatever that was last year, he lowkey looked like mitch trubisky in his 6 starts last year.

There’s such a thing as pharmaceutical cocaine, I think they use it for child topical anesthetic cause it numbs the skin. But also some cartels could go with the flow and become legit suppliers to pharma companies. There’s legal poppy production in Tasmania that supplies pharma companies so they can make opioids (oxy’s and hydro’s).

Another benefit to regulation would be tax revenue to pay for addiction and treatment. Legal weed in IL is almost $60/eighth cause all the taxes are like 40% of the price, ironically the black market is cheaper now, but 25% of the taxes go to youth development and violence prevention in economically depressed areas (those hit hardest by the drug war).

Have u known anyone who lost a friend/family member to overdose? It’s an epidemic. Having safer drugs would go a long way to prevent accidental OD’s.

Hey hawk, we’re not in prison so I wont be pounding anyone’s booty hole anytime soon. Plus that’s not really my style, I’d rather pimp hawk out for cigarettes and prison wine.

Rams RB sony michel retired today, he was only 28 but I guess he felt his body was too busted up to want to play anymore. He was only due to get paid 1M this year, maybe if he was getting 4-5M that would have been enough for him to endure another year of punishment.
 

pop_rocks

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the retirement of sony.m came as a big surprise to the rams and i guess we will be looking for a rb2 now
/melvin gordon on line one
i also read a story about how the bears ol rookie (???) was one the wrong page and ran a wr workout routine this offseason
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...tally-following-wr-offseason-running-program/
ive know people addicted to hard drugs and also know several people who have lost family members to these hard drugs
ive heard about this pharmaceutical grade cocaine and i think they also use it for dental surgery
there are other choices if you are just looking for a topical anesthetic, last time they were poking in my mouth theygave me novacane and i know people who use lidocane patches
im sure the cartels would love to go with the flow, but if these drugs were legal the big pharma would be making that shit legit here in the us*
/supposing it were legal, why would we import ram materials from other countries? we could grow it all here for the most part
the whole tax for treatment thing is a big SHAM! like what happened to all the legal marijuana money that is supposed to fund these programs
at least here in claifornia its sucked up by the general fund and just squandered on other things
and like you mentioned, there would still be a black market,esp if the taxes are too high
the only people who would buy this would be chippers or people who dont have any connections
/lets get on the dope! now
even if you knew the exact potency of these hard drug you will still have overdoses
some of the poeple i know who have had troubles were on legal pills
and agains, legalization does nothing to address the homeless addition problem where they spend their ssi check/whatever gov aid they get on dope; that or beg borrow and steal to get thier fix
stick to the prison wine and ciggies

*eta: we saw how legalization of weed hurt the cartels bottom line
by legalizing all drugs it would really put a damper on their game
at least the human trafic game woudl still be strong
 

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Naw man.she pulled a gun and crossbow on my dad.and she called the cops a lied saying I was gonna burn her house down.i wouldn't even let her give me blowjob.wierd thing about it she wouldn't stop touching me and kissing my cheeck.i wanted to pimp slam the bitch.id like to meet this gangster daughter of hers.id love to woop her as and donkey punch her.show her who's boss.I AM THE OG!
 

Bababooey

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I think Kyren williams is the RB2, and there’s a 3rd RB on the team too, but ur right I think the rams need some sort of goal line or short yardage back with sony gone.
That would actually be a good idea but MG3 signed with the ravens. Maybe if he’s let go the rams can pick him up, he brings more of an all around game than sony did.
I saw that too, the Bear’s 1st rd pick, darnell wright, accidentally trained for the WR conditioning exam so he passed the O-line conditioning test easily. I wonder what it was exactly, like 10x up and down the field in so many minutes?

I guess that’s right, if legalization did happen farmers could grow poppies here in the US without having armed guards 24/7 watching their crop.
Ur right that the govt will manage to squander any tax revenue on BS programs but they squander all the money they get, whether it’s from drug sales or income taxes, sales taxes, Fed printing money etc so what else is new. Expecting the govt to wisely and efficiently spend every tax dollar is a fool’s hope.

Legalization wouldn’t be a GOOD option, it’s just the least bad option. You have just as much likelihood of getting rid of greed and selfishness and envy and violence in the world as you do of getting rid of abuse of drugs. It’s never going to happen. So legalizing would be more harm reduction than harm elimination, no one in their right mind would say it would get rid of all problems with substance abuse, but at least legalizing it you would have somewhat more control over it then the current state which is letting criminals/people with zero morals other than making $$ having control of the market.

Next time u run into so much family drama u need to record that and share it with us, Hawk, maybe we could make a YT channel with it. Patty mayo has 5M subs cause all his vids are like an episode of COPS, I bet we can get u a lot of subscribers if it’s entertaining enough. Maybe u can be the social media version of TPB.
 

pop_rocks

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sounds like i need to up my game here! i need to be in game shape for when the season starts
thanks for informing me mg3 has found a new home, so who are the top free agent rbs left in your eyes?
im sure the receivers conditioning program involves a lot more running/ cardio as opposed to a lineman who is probably spending more time strength training
good on him and i hope he can make an impact for the bears this season
anyone growing dope will have to have security, even people farming legit food crops experience theft on a frequent basis
/never buy avocados from a guy in a truck parked outside the store
with opium its not in the flowers and it takes a lot of work to harvest/process but i bet you would still want a nice fence and maybe a mean dog or two to watch over your crops
i hear you abou harm reduction, but look at the opioid epidemic we already have with prescription legal meds
legalizing drugs just allows more people access to hard drugs
/this is going to be a point i would keep going back to, there are hard drugs and soft drugs
also if i got it from the sto' wouldent you think it would be safe?!? says little mrs.noob, i can take all the pills i want and be ok
/im not feeling anything, i think ill take two more
think of the liability here? because you know there will be law suits filed against anyone manufacturing anything hard when people start to die from their overdoses
so that brings us back to square one, the only people who would really trade in this are the gangs/ drug dealers already in place and the cartels/ triads/ mobs
/remember those people you mentioned with zero morals?
im not one to dictate morality to others, thats for you to figure out; but dont cry to me when your sorry ass is in way over your head
/of course you know im not speaking of you baba, you can come crying to me anytime

so a gun and crossbow hawk?! did she dual wield like some kind of rambo? with a smoke hanging out of her mouth
i think the best course of action would be to stay as far away from crazy as you can
but if you do hook up be sure to eat all the chili mac you can leading up to the date!
 
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Bababooey

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First preseason game is this Thursday, for the hall of fame inductees. The new members this year include:
Ronde Barber, cornerback
Darrelle Revis, cornerback
Joe Thomas, offensive tackle
Zach Thomas, linebacker
DeMarcus Ware, outside linebacker
Don Coryell, coach (contributor)

Darrelle revis was called Revis island in his prime, he was probably the best cover corner since Deion.
U remember don coryell, Pops, with his “air coryell” offense with the chargers in the late 70s-mid 80s? Supposedly it’s still an element in every nfl passing game today, it was just as influential as the west coast offense.

I guess Zeke is still looking for a job, Dalvin cook, leonard fournette and kareem hunt are still on the street, mark ingram too but he’s 33 and may be done.
Speaking of FA RB’s, the seahawks top 2 RB’s, kenneth walker and zach charbonnet, may miss most of training camp with injuries so they may need to pick up a guy or 2 off the street.

Maybe that’s why they grow poppies in tasmania, it’s an island so harder for opium thieves to get in and out, not sure if there’s any place in the US that you could restrict access like that without setting up miles of fences and lots of guards like u said, which might make growing cost-prohibitive. Maybe hawaii?
Im thinking a lot of OD deaths nowadays are accidental, like the person didn’t want to die when they did the drug, so having clean drugs would help reduce those types of deaths. A lot fewer devastated families and friends. Or maybe not, who knows?
 
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pop_rocks

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who takes drugs wanting to die
/except for people who are in need of serious help?!
no one never take that first drink of liquor thinking i hope i get black out drunk or fall flat on my ass or i hope to od on all thse pain meds i got
but it happens even with legal (pharma grade) drugs and a DR telling you what to do
you cant fix stupid and you can cure addictions; those are things you (the person) has to do for themself
also often these involve peopel who took it for their "first time"
why give them more access?
zeek if probably hoping for rb1 money and thats not happening on the rams, maybe ingramin a limited role? hunt would be like nice but then that creates the whole akers v. hunt starter thing
4net (hey im getting lazy the trank is kicking in) would be a decent fit if he would play for cheap
hahah! f'n baba!
you know you are getting old when you know every name on the hof list
/you even know who these guys are baba?
ive seen all these people play and i can bet you i have a demarcus ware rookie football card or two stashed away somewhere
revid was a physical player and i liked d.ware too
d.coreyell was a san diego legend and i remmeber the air coreyyell age led by the man! dan fouts
he was also a raging drunk from what i hear!
i had a friend whos mom worked as a stewardess on a local airline and she had a drunk dc story
 

Bababooey

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Some people are more prone to substance abuse than others, something to do with their brain chemistry I guess. But ur right, at some point they have to say to themselves enough is enough and get themselves straight permanently.

The rams signed former broncos RB royce freeman. I remember him coming into the league, had a decent amount of promise but he was outshined by an undrafted RB, Phillip Lindsay. He spent the last 2 seasons with the panthers and texans. He’s 6’ and 230lbs so should be a decent replacement for sony as a big body RB. They also have zach evans, a 6th rd rookie who was a 5 star recruit in high school. Regardless the meat of that offense will be stafford to kupp, they just need to run enough to keep the defense honest.

Those guys I mentioned all played in the last 20 yrs so I remember them well even though none of them were on the bears. I remember zach thomas had a neck like tree trunk and racked up tackles playing on the Fins defense.

Haha, fouts liked the booze, eh? I think Elway supposedly is a hardcore drinker too. Maybe these guys are self medicating after a lifetime of getting beat up in the league. Also maybe pro athletes just in general like to party hard. Work hard, play hard.
I thought he was ok doing commentary for nfl games, no better or worse than someone like aikman. But I guess CBS fired him after 2020 and he hasn’t done any games since? What was the drunk dan fouts story? Ive read online some stories about mike ditka having some wild moments. Maybe with all these ex-athletes and coaches, they get used to celebrity and being treated like a big deal and they start acting out, especially after a few drinks…
 

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no it was the coach, don coreyell who was a booze hound
he shoewed up for the flight shit faced and proceded to drink and act the fool the whole flight, but like you said, hc of and nfl team gets a pass
but he also brought about the air coreyell air attack that seemd so progressive at the time so i respect his game
i like the signing of freeman and hope he can pass block as well as pick up the short yards
like you said its all up to stafford; kupp will get his targets but we need v.jef and hopefully my man mcclutch to step up this season
have you guys ever had kambucha? man i went to a frined house last night and all she hadwas the booch hooch
pops isnt one to turn down a drink and at first they were ok, kind of fizzy fruity type drinks
/i think they were 6%/abv
after knocking back a few on top of all the vodka i drank it was gas town for me!
i dont think im a big fan but it was a fun drink, im just not going all in on them
so is buckeye officially mia?
 

Bababooey

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Man, if you start acting like a drunk fool on flights post 9/11 your azz will get taken off so quick. Isnt that what happened to OBJ last year when he was visiting teams for free agency, he got taken off a miami flight cause he took an ambien and wouldn’t or couldn’t put on his seatbelt?

I think stafford and kupp are clicking together early in camp just like before, if they’re both healthy all season Kupp is a lock for a top 3 WR season, who do u think would be better than him this season? Justin jefferson, jamarr chase, tyreek hill?
Im just worried about stafford. He had neck/spine issues last year, one good hit might be enough to cause him problems. Stafford and Tua both have to watch how they land, protect their neck/head as much as possible. It’s already illegal to ‘whip’ a QB down to the ground once theyre in ur grasp, or land on the ground with ur full weight on a QB. You think it’ll soon be illegal to knock a QB onto his back at all?

I think ive tried kombucha before but it was always skeevy to me, looked like there was snot/slime floating around in it lol, didn’t like the texture but the taste was ok like u said. And ur right, it’s supposed to be slightly alcoholic, but I think 6% is a little high? That might be kombucha I’d actually like lol. So it caused u lots of gas? Maybe if u get used to it you wont get so gassy. It’s supposed to be good for the digestion or immune system, so maybe that gas was just releasing the poison from ur system.

Yo buckeye where u at? Browns play on Thursday. Michigan’s coach got suspended for a month. We need all the ohio football news now! Question: would u let ur sister or girlfriend give a massage to deshaun watson? Be honest now.
 

pop_rocks

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no man!
the poisons leaving my system?!? i cant have that
i put the poison there for a reason and ill be damned if some fruity drink is going to leach out my toxins
they cam from this place
https://www.localrootskombucha.com/
she had all kind of favors so of course i had to try them all; some were definitely better than others
ive had tht slimy goop booch like you mentioned and this stuff wasnt like that, it was like a seltzer drink but had a little kick
if we can get a good season out of stafford and aviod injury i think kupp will do ok, but i like the other two you mentioned
throw s.diggs from buf and i like where you are going
ill even throw in cd lamb and unnamed chargers receiver ( k.allen? m william?) take your pick
... .
so just got off the phone with a friend and he laughed at my taeks! no mia, no nyj, no lacocs?
buff ftw
he had a point but i still like the dark horses and you have your three wild cards in the deck that could surprise you
 

Bababooey

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I see, it’s a hard kombucha, like a hard cider. I thought when u said u went to some lady’s house that she was brewing kombucha herself, in big glass jars with a big ‘ol mushroom cake in the bottom of it.
So this local roots kombucha in a can is more like a seltzer beer type thing? Makes me wonder if the extra abv kills the beneficial fungi/bacteria that’s supposed to make it healthy. Maybe not, I think beer has to get above 10% abv before it starts killing the yeast, which is why it’s hard to make 12-14% abv beers.

No sooner were we talking about kupp then he suffered a hamstring injury in camp and is out for the next ‘few weeks’. Geez, glad my fantasy drafts arent till after preseason. I blame myself, you should yell at me and tell me to keep ‘my WRs name out your effing mouth!’.
Maybe this is one reason van jefferson breaks out this year, if kupp’s hammie stays problematic all year.

Diggs and Lamb are baddies for sure. Devante adams with jimmy g in oakland might have a chance as well. For sleeper WR candidates I like george pickens with the steelers, DJ moore chicago, chris olave saints.
 

pop_rocks

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if kupp is hurt v.j and mcClutch are going to have to step up bigly, but hopefully its nothing too serious
dident j.burrows have to leave the field with an owwie the other day?
you could see he was wearing a compression thing on his leg so maybe he aggravated an existing injury but that would be a big loss for the ben'gals
i was thinkinf of d.adoms too but he is kind of a ?? in my eyes right now
he had carr slinging them to him and i guess they had a chemistry from previous play together and we will see if him and jimmy.g can hook up
im also wondering if jimmy.g can play more than 10 games so you have that going on too
but i like the rb game in lv and if jimmy.g can play most of the season they might put up some numbers
hahah she talked about making home made booch and how you could get it to ferment
that might have been too much for me but i was happy to sip what was in the cans
more sugar than i like but still a fun fizzy drink
luckily i was already half drunk when i showed up because i dont think i would want to drink a lot of these things, but it was still a lot of fun
 

Bababooey

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Supposedly he’ll be ‘ready to scrimmage in a few weeks’, so he wont be back at practice till preseason is over? Problem is hammies are notoriously easy to re-tweak if you come back too early, so there’s a chance he might miss the first couple weeks of the regular season if they want to be extra careful. What’s their early schedule look like?
Burrow strained his calf and ur right he already had a wrap on it at the time, so maybe that was a mistake to have him take full speed reps when he’s already sore in that area. But at least it wasn’t an achilles tear, it was a non contact injury so it was scary at first but he should be ready by wk 1. He sucked wk 1 last year because he missed preseason with a burst appendix, maybe that will factor into the betting line.

Josh jacobs is holding out of camp right now, doesn’t want to play on the franchise tag so who knows if they can lean on the run game this year. One thing RBs are concerned about is heavy usage, it actually hurts their value now.
Brian hoyer is the backup for jimmy g so raiders fans better hope he doesn’t have to play, I think hoyer was washed up 5 yrs ago. Did we used to have a raiders fan here, subrob? He still around? Everyone comes and goes, Pops, but we’re the old heads.

That’s the way to do it, have the pre-game before the party so if there’s some drink u don’t like being served you don’t have to drink too much of it.

We got the first preseason game on nbc tomorrow, no starters are playing but it's still nfl football.
 

pop_rocks

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heck yeah baba! its football and you know i will have it on the tv
how closely i follow the game is another thing
what would the franchise tag pay jacobs? i think it would be a bad look for him to sit out the season especially if he wants to establish his value
im not sold on raider nation but we will see
yeah it was @subrob who would stop in and give us the taeks on his raiders
i think burows will be fine and we will see how kupp komes back
you know how pops rolls and i will be polite to a point
/pours shitty drink out on back pawn and takes huge swig from flask
but they werent that bad and to tell you the truth i think it actually did something good for my gut
its chock full of those probiotics and im might try it again

speaking of ghosts, where is hawk man?
has he taken your bad advice and is now hanging out with the crazy chicks? or what
 

Bababooey

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I’ll watch the game a bit even tho both teams are starting former busts at QB: zach wilson for the jets and kellen mond for the browns, but maybe a little humbleness and working on their game will improve their future prospects.

Franchise tag for RBs is 10M this year. I think he’ll play this year, eventually, 10M for 17 games is too much to pass up, especially if you havent been in the league that long. Not sure about jonathan taylor with the colts, apparently him and jim irsay (the colts owner) don’t get along.

Yeah, the kombucha made ur stomach feel better? I might try some myself, or even ferment my own, if u think it’s really making a difference. Like better digestion or something?

Hawk’s always up to something crazy, he’ll turn up eventually no doubt.
 
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10m/yr would put him just outside the top rbs paydays; but none of it is guaranteed
im sure he wants that sweet deal with the f'you money all guaranteed up front, but if he can ball out we will see what kind of deal he can cut with the team
thats funny you mentioned the colts because i was talking about them yesterday with some other guys
i like jt and i like m.pittman, if the porn stash can step into the starting role they just might suprise a lot of people
i know they want to work their new qb richardson into the mix and it looks like he is going the vince young route to the nfl
https://www.stampedeblue.com/2023/8...anthony-richardson-bulks-up-250-pounds-muscle
but i hear wold jim is a weirdo and i can see how there could be some friction between him and some of the players
yeah man! the booch did make my stomch feel better
its not like it was feeling bad but some mornings i will wake up and it sounds like i ate a box of rocks in my belly, you know that kind of rumbling and stuff like that
it went away for the past few days and like i said im def going to try this stuff again
i dont know how they make the stuff in the cans but it was good, much better that what you would home brew, but maybe if you filtered out a lot of that slime shit and let it settle in a bottle or somethign for a few days it might be pretty good
if it dosent turn out i guess you could just call it pruno and choke it down
would the mrs be on your ass for drinking too much fermented tea?
 

Bababooey

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I think the franchise tag is fully guaranteed as soon as u sign it, so if u get hurt during that year you’ll still get all ur money, just that next year you’ll have no contract and most likely screwed.
Jonathan taylor isnt even under a tag, he’s in the last yr of his rookie contract, as a 2nd rounder he’s due for 4M this year. He only got 1M in 2021 when he led the league in rushing.

Richardson, is being talked about in fantasy as a sleeper pick. If he ends up starting over porn stache he’ll add a lot of value with his legs, especially if jon taylor keeps holding out.
I thought that link would contain a pic of him shirtless with 10 extra lbs of muscle, it was just him taking a snap during practice. What a tease.

Irsay has a lengthy history of drug and alcohol abuse and shows the damage, here’s a funny impression of him. He does kind of say weird things, he’s either brain damaged or autistic.

So the rumbly belly doesn’t cause any side effects, like xplosive diarrhea? Nausea or vomiting? But the booch helped it settle down? Interesting, might have to get my mom to brew some of her own, she’s been complaining about her digestion lately.
She lets me have beer and it’s august so the pumpkin ales should start coming out soon, ill be able to have some during football. U going to watch any preseason games or nah? I guess I last like 20-30 mins with one before Im like I don’t know any of these dudes, and half of them wont be in the league in a month anyway.

Watching the HOF game intros, dang Revis island is as big as an island now. Is he 100lbs more than his playing weight? At least 75.
Demarcus ware sung the national anthem, but so softly it was hard to tell if his voice was good or bad, like a grade schooler performance. If he wasnt an injury fill in, like he asked them to do this then why would he give such a weak ass performance? No risks taken, like a qb dumping off to his checkdown every play.
 

pop_rocks

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so im not catching the hof game on the tv, and its not worth streaming so im out
so d.ware has the mike tyson voice or was he just singing soft?
better than going rossanne

/f'her
if its 10m pa$d he should take it and do his best
/i think the sum increases if you are tagged for multiple years
if he can come close to his numbers last year he will be a hot shit back, but weve already talked about what rb is worth now days
i see the porn stach starting for sure, he has played some games and shown he can win
if he can get keep things rolling i dont see them replacing him but maybe you could catch some of the rook in the preseason?
/this is a team that might want to work out their ones at some point in th preseason just to get the parts moving
no its just sometimes i will wake up and my stomach makes noises
these last few days its been all quiet and i do kind of notice a cleaner feel; but im doing my best to fill that back up with the booze and weeds
i used to love the seasonal beers, the octoberfest and pumpkin beers, stuff like that
but its summer time and you should be sipping mint julips on your veranda right now, living the good life
 
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