NFL 2019-2020

[pop_rocks]

it was the toe the brought lt down and if i remember correctly, la'toe-linan injury
he was never the same after that and pretty much fell off the cliff
lt is still a class act and does the nfl coverage on tv from time to time and i wish him the best, he seems like a preally cool guy
i was a fan of melvin gordon when he was drafted by the chargers but he never really took off
decent numbers, but not what you want out of your premiere back
but best of luck tp him and i hope can do well in a running and gunning offense
i was thinking an animal name too as it seems to be the trend in the nfl, how about the cougars!
Rawwr

 

[shithawk420]

oh fuck me boys.yeah i went on the deep end.tried to give my dad a proper off before he went to prison thursday.only do a year and a half tops.cops were shitty but what else is new.im messed up.i tried the roumalade and i decided its not as good as it could be.unless you get a good piece of meat.i used top round and unless you tenderize and beat the fuck out of it its just gonna be blah.do what the youtubers say.get a thin piece of ribeye or strip from the butcher or dont even try unless your committed to 2 hours of watching this over rated piece of meat.i hate this.but that might be my mistake.did other things with the top round.all things were fucking chewy no matter how i beat or marinated it!never doing rolled up german food again! lol

my mom wants burgers.i she likes shitty mcdonalds burgers.im gonna do smash burgers.i really cant see doing otherwise unless charcoal grill.im broke the rest of the month so i gotta really spare a little.no big deal..got some ground turkey and beef.sure i can figure something out.sorry.fuk im wasted.fith whiskey and 20 natural ice will do it

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, MG3 put up good TD numbers but not great yardage numbers, and his fumbling issues were a concern for most of his career. I think his last year with the chargers he turned down 11M/yr from them, then had to settle for 8M/yr from the broncos. Kind of played himself there. Im not sure how much playing time he’ll get with baltimore, he might just be insurance if JK dobbins cant come back from his knee issues by week 1. If JK and Gus edwards are healthy all year, they’ll probably cut MG3 early in the season, and at 30 yrs old this might be his reality, just a replacement level street free agent.
Plus I think the new Off-coordinator for the ravens wants to go heavier on the pass this year, so the run game might be de-emphasized as a whole. They spent their last two 1st rd picks on WRs and have OBJ, and mark andrews at TE, u think that’s smart of them to make lamar more of a passer, Pops?

The commanders have only had their name for 1 yr, they’ll keep it this year but next yr it might be different. Ive heard anything hog or pig based might be popular with fans, their O-line was nicknamed the Hogs in the 80s. So War Pig or warthogs? Or boars? Would that be a weird name for a team?

A fifth of liquor and almost a case of ice beer will do that, Hawk, hope no lasting damage was done. But with ur pops going to the pokey next week I guess that was to be expected. Tell him not to drop the soap in the shower, if he can help it.
Sorry to hear the remoulade didn’t work out, u would think being braised in gravy it would be more tender and moist than it turned out. Do u have a slow cooker? Maybe browning it on the stove and finishing in a slow cooker would be better, if u didn’t mind it being fall apart tender.
If there's any food banks near u Hawk u could try to pick up some groceries for free, if ur food budget is a little lacking until next month.

 

[pop_rocks]

this is why i dont make the rouladen at home but will get it when i go out to a restaurant
it has a lot of prep steps and then you ahve to cook the beast just right, i get this when i go out
the other things i would get are the cordon bleu or the schnitzel, things that are hard to make at home
burgers are always fun! hopefully she will like the smash burgers
gournd turkey or beef are great starting points
i used to make this camp meal shepards pie, just brown up your meat and make a gravy and add in some peas; serve over mashed potatoes (the instant kind was what we used camping)
its easy to make, filling and tastes good
just drink a lot of water hawk and you will shake it off
sux about your dad going to jail but he just needs to suck it up and get it over with
the next level would be for lamar to become more of a passer so i like the idea of bringing back the air attack
mg3 has decent hands and we will see how this one shakes out but i like the ravens for the most part
i like the sound of wachington war pigs but that might be a little too brash for todays woke crowd
isnt the washington baseball team named the senators? maybe we could play off that
something like the
maybe the washington filibusters! or the special interest team formerly know as redskins
how about the tomahawks or the wshington rez?

 

[shithawk420]

nah thats exactly what i tried doing baba.i tried brasing it with water and Better Than Bouilloin and i never used it before.got a little fucked up.putting it in a slow cooker would of prevented all the BS,but i saw the vids on youtube using the same pan and thought fuck it.im too lazy.big mistake.NEVER get lazy with cooking.it dont usually work out.after much thought i dont think rouladen is worth it.ive made better dips and ramen shit in jail.its not worth it.its just braised beef in a fancy roll.maybe ill make chicken kiev next or something.sorry boys.i let you down.ill make up for it.gotta stop letting the liqour do all the thinking!

thanks for the support guys.i know i can be a dick.ill try to be more positive and get with the program.pre season next month!damn time flies

 

[shithawk420]

Here's an old opium pipe I thought you guys might get a kick out of.my mom collects this kinda stuff.if I had to guess it's probably Indian from the 60s or 70s.guess I'll ask my mom.if i get some bud i wanna smoke out of it.big water chamber.its heavy as fuck.never smoked opium but always wanted to

 

[pop_rocks]

holly f'sheet hawk, that thing is way cool man!
i totally bet you could smoke bud out of that thins, just load small hits and keep it clean and that thing would be a banger!
f'n'a man?! am i hearing you correctly
stop let the liquor do the thinking?! then where are the hawt ideas going to come from
fwiw, i thnk you are pretty cool hawk

 

[Bababooey]

Have u made that shepard’s pie recently, pops? Maybe this is one reason to go camping, if it’s not too hot.
Adding a couple of aspirin or acetaminophen to a tall glass of water is even better for hangovers, pops, at least imo. Plus a large fat and carb heavy meal.

Before lamar’s mvp season his coach was saying they were bringing back formations that hadnt been used in the nfl in like 40 years, like the single wing and jumbo backfields. He threw for 36tds and ran for 1200 yds. He said he wants to throw for 6000 yds this season, that record is achievable with a 17th game but I doubt it’ll be lamar breaking it.

The Washington Department of Football has been suggested on social media but that would never be chosen. Maybe they should use “Red” in their next name, like red wolves or red hawks, in homage to ‘redskins’.

Yeah, not sure what the purpose of rouladen is if it takes so much work to get it right, u simmered that thing for hours and it still wasn’t tender. I guess like u said u should have used a more tender cut of meat. Well at least u tried, maybe in a year or 2 u can try again, approach it differently next time.

That pipe looks cool as heck, like pops said, but it might be a water pipe used for tobacco according to the internets. Journalists saw these pipes in chinese opium dens along with regular opium pipes, which look like giant sized straight pipes, and assumed they were all used for opium but I guess that wasn’t really the case. I think a true opium pipe vaporizes it instead of burning it so it had a really small hole and a large hollow chamber. Still u could smoke anything out of the pipe u have, bud tobacco etc, and it's like a mini metal bong so should filter the smoke too.
Maybe u guys should have been guerilla growing poppies instead of cannabis, that would be a trip. Could even dress up like an afghan farmer and pretend ur the taliban.

 

[pop_rocks]

i avoid acetaminophen because it can be toxic to the liver
sugar and water are good places to start if you are feeling hung over and a good walk will help you sweat it out and get your blood flowing
luckily i dont really get hang overs! irish genes ftw!
i rememer when run and gun became all the rage in the nfl and we would even see some of those old school option plays coming out of the backfield
it could work today just like it has, but i think you still need to keep the defense honest and not stack the box
this is where lamar throwing downfield more would really help his game
not even airing it out 20+yds, just a little swing pass to a te or a rolling out rb
i dont see lamar breaking any passing records but you never know
6000/yds passing is doable with the right team, but that would average out to like over 350yds /game
that sounds like something burrows or tua could do, i could add herberts name to the mix and you can never count out mahommie or a.rog to put up good numbers
i havent made the sheppards pie in a while, we havent been to the desert in a while and right now its hot as hell
on the coast where i live its nice with temps in the mid 60's to the low 80s but once you hit the desert its topping out in the tripple digits
hahah baba! we should all be farming opium poppies and marijuana! in a long man dress
bonus points of you grow your beard out extra long and shave your head
there is supposed to be this wild lettuce that frowns locally that you can boil down and get a somewhat narcotic buzz from
it was pointed out to me once on a hike and now i see it all over the place when i look for it
/the funny thing about the whole redskins thing is ive been to wshington before and i dident see any indians, just ghettto
you can call it the washington rez and in the offseason let the homeless people camp in the stadium! wouldent that be fun

 

[Bababooey]

I figured there was a good reason you didn’t do OTC painkillers for hangovers. I don’t often take them so im good with taking them as needed but ur right too much is bad for u. And light exercise and a sugar pick me up sound good too for hangovers, ill have to remember that.

It’s interesting because I don’t recall seeing lamar run a lot of option plays in his 2019 mvp season (he ran one triple option with mark ingram and RG3 against the bengals that year for a 12yd gain), but do u remember vince young and chris johnson (CJ2K) on the titans around 2009 or so? They actually ran option runs a fair bit, where they’d both sprint around tackle and young would either keep it or pitch it to CJ. That was weird to see in the nfl because by then even college teams didn’t use option runs anymore, except for the service academies (navy army etc).

I guess nowadays the triple option is only used by lesser talented teams in order to ball control and keep games close, but that’s interesting to wonder if it could be a viable offense at a higher level (P5 team in college or any nfl team). The closest the nfl/P5 got to running it recently was the read option, which is still a useful play.
Yeah, burrow or herbert would be my guess as the guys most likely to pass for 6K yds this season, their teams don’t care about run/pass balance they’ll throw 7 times out of 10 without guilt.

Not that I would ever want to live there but I guess one of the nice things about afghanistan is that there’s so little infrastructure and govt in most of it that you can grow any drug u want and not have to worry. But I guess with the taliban now in control they’ve limited poppy production, but in the more remote areas it still goes on. That’s confusing, when the US was in control I thought the taliban encouraged poppy production, and now they’re banning it? I guess it depends on geo politics or something.

 

[pop_rocks]

i remember cj2k! the guy had burner speed and was a star at one point
i think tebow came into the league on the back of an option based offense but he kind of fizzled out on his own
with the chargers receivers plus a.ekler out of the back field they have a solid passing game that could light you up on short plays or down field at anytime
as lame as it sounds you can work out a hangover np, a can of sprite or 7up goes a long way
/what is hawks go to hang over cure?
i doubt the taliban is against opium production, thats their bread and butter; its not like they can do much else
/sounds like a pr move to me
hahha taliban tech support? they actually have smuggling in natural resources as well, but its still hunter and gather shit
in afg you have two groups of fighters, the local afgans (mujahadeen) and then the taliban foreign fighters
the foreign talib dont gaf about afghanistan or its people, to them its just a stepping stone in their caliphate like a religious mob
f'them

 

[pop_rocks]

money!
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...makes-him-highest-paid-player-in-nfl-history/

 

[shithawk420]

I don't get hangovers.i get withdrawals though like right now.its not so bad.i take benzos to keep the shakes down.that can be pretty dangerous combination if you withdrawal from alcohol and benzos.

This would be good for a hangover.i made everything from sctratch.i used Hunts San marzano STYLE peeled tomatoes and it was too sweet.id get Cento if you can find it.theres some braciole and homemade meatballs in there too.the braciole was good.fork tender.over all not bad.just use better tomatoes.also I wasn't putting enough water in the sauce so it was a little too thick

 

[Bababooey]

I think tebow ran urban meyer’s spread option at florida, they often had 1 RB 4WR formation. I guess like the run and shoot but more running because the QB is a running threat?

Ur right, ekeler is pretty much the league’s best receiving back and it’s not close. He has the record of RB receptions in a season, or does mccaffrey? He said earlier that he’s going to be pissed he’s making less than the #3 WRs on most teams.

Saquon got a 900k raise, from 10.1M to 11M, and will report to training camp on time. All the top RBs had a zoom call over the weekend to talk about the lack of new big contracts, but they agreed there wasn’t much they could do right now. Maybe josh jacobs will agree to a small raise and report to camp also.

Some people think a good sweat will help a hangover, like a sauna. Or it’s been pretty hot lately, just hang outside for a few hrs.

I thought afghanistan had some mineral wealth they could exploit so they didn’t have to produce drugs. Guess that was a pipe dream. Hundreds of billions were spent there but how much infrastructure do they have? Not enough to modernize the whole country. The taliban thanks the US for the roads and power plants and water treatment plants.

So far Jalen, Lamar and now Justin have set the record for biggest nfl contract, at 50M+/yr. Next will be Burrow. And Ekeler had to beg to make 8M this year instead of 6.

Benzos like xanax, Hawk? That’s a nasty one, I think people have blacked out on that. You ever get blackout drunk? Hard to imagine how much abv that would take for someone with a lot of tolerance.

That spaghetti looks very hearty, like a real filling meal. Yeah, looks like the sauce could have been more liquid but I like the fact u made it from scratch. What seasonings did u use? I actually like a sweeter tomato sauce on most anything, pasta, pizza etc, but that’s just me. Is braciole the italian version of rouladen? I guess it turned out better this time?

 

[pop_rocks]

i dont mind a thick sauce on noodles, it sticks better and you dont have a sloppy plate to deal with when you have a thiner sauce
/unless you have some nice garlic bread! but now its carbs on top of carbs
ive noticed that some people like a sweeter gravy and i can get behind it if its done right
where would you rate ekler among the top backs in the nfl?
i can see how he wants more money but i think the chargers are going all in on the air attack
rbs are a devalued position and there is still the d.cook thin putting a cap on the market
the real winner here will be burrows when he inks a new deal
$$$$
any money spent in afg was thrown down a hole
they have all kinds of natural resources to exploit but the taliban will be the ones you are dealing with
f'them back into the stone ages
when you say benzos hawk do you mean benzodiazepine? thats the real deal for sure but you are right about how you just cant quite that shit cold turkey
hang in the man and just keep doing you

 

[shithawk420]

yeah,braciole means rolled meat in italian.some people use hard boiled eggs but i used kind of a pesto peppers.didnt use much seasoning cause i used the meat to season the sauce.

yeah i meant benzodiazepine pops.when you go to detox they usually give you one called Ativan.i love it but i can never get any sleep cause they are always checking up on you and they ask you questions to determine if you need more.they put it through your IV.sometimes i get blackout drunk baba but thats usually when im mixing pills with hard liqour and beer.it sucks but sometimes ill be up for days without it.gotta get my shit straight.im 35 and my beard is already geting gray hairs.ill try to contribute something better next time guys.probably got to wait till next month to get something good at the store.if you guys got any requests id love to hear them.im kinda running out of ideas.maybe some pork chops or something.i need to get a grill.these pork chops i made were some of the best i ever had

 

[Bababooey]

Ekeler has been a top 5 RB in fantasy the last 2 yrs, and expectations are the same this year. He’s been a scoring machine, think he’s led the league in TDs during that time. Even though he’s a small guy he manages to avoid injury pretty well, he goes down when he’s got no shot at extra yards, wont try to fight through contact if it’s too risky to do so.

Funny enough I guess the taliban are almost US allies at this point, one of the requirements for the US leaving is that theyre supposed to fight against ISIS-K in afghanistan? Hope that works out the way it’s supposed to. I guess when theyre not fighting the americans theyre fighting each other, it’s all tribal and warlords there, like medieval times in europe when countries would beat on each other for land and resources and religion…

I didn’t see anything that resembled rolled meat in ur spaghetti Hawk but maybe it had broken up when you mixed it, u did say it was fork tender, which is a good thing. U make me want to try a rolled meat dish sometime, maybe if some beef goes on sale ill think about it, seems like a lot of work but when you get the stuffing and the cooking right it’s pretty good.

Ive never had ativan before but it sounds like a quaalude if it’s supposed to relax u and make u sleepy. Any of u old enough to have real deal 'ludes? Doesn’t sound like a bad high at all but probably dangerous if u mix it with booze.

I think grilling meat would be a good next step for u, Hawk. If u cant find a grill one can be made with a firepit, some rocks or bricks and a metal grate over some wood. U can even make it a smoker if you have a piece of clean sheet metal to throw over it. Ive seen some grills/smoke houses on the cooking channels that arent much more than jury rigged contraptions, just need a place for fire, some bricks and metal (for a rotisserie - vertical or horizontal- or grate or grill) and plenty of wood and ur good to go.

 

[pop_rocks]

i like babas idea of doing some grilling
its getting hot outside and its nice to not heat up the house cooking or slaving over a hot stove
plus grilling is the perfect drunk way to cook man! you sit there in your chair and watch the meat while sipping a cold drink
i was going to say fry up some chicken! ot maybe a country fried steak!
i got some nice flat steak the other day and was all ready to fry that shit up, until i found moths in my bag of flour
tossed that shit out and now i have to go back to the store and get a new bag plaus some corn starch
i might hvae to put this on the back burner for now because im making hard shell tacos today!
all the ingredients are laid out and ive prepped the onions and tomatoes
just need to cook up the meat and its on!
i actually like a.ekeler as a rb, almost like a mini lt or made in that d.sproles mold
i tihnk he is going to be putting up good numbers in the chargers offense and he wants to ball out this season so hopefully he gets the big money next year

 

[shithawk420]

yeah the braciole pretty much came apart even though i used toothpicks.didnt bother me.its super easy.just be carful you dont over stuff them.i think ill get a cheap grill.should of done it sooner.when i do ill get a porter house and a ribeye.maybe some sausage.i got a good way of doing them with peppers.money is tight so i gotta be a little careful.fried chicken sounds good.im gonna have to wait till next month though.until then i got tv dinners and popscicles.

nah too young for the ludes.wish i could of tried them.remember that scene in Wolf of Wallstreet?lol

 

[pop_rocks]

oh man! i could go for a popscicle right now!
remember those old cschool ones with two stick in them? they had a yellow on that was banana flavor and it was rocking
bot what ever you got man! i would be down
when i was a kid we could not afford popsclcles so we froze kool aid with a chop stick in it
f'n grinds
yeah man, get yourself one of those small weber kettle grills and you would be set hawk
i dont know when you b'day is but that would be a fun thing to ask for next time it comes around
sausages off the grill are the way to go! a little char plus a lot of the fat cooks out
hang in there hawk, its almost august
/where has the year gone?!

eta: f jonas hill