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NFL 2019-2020

Bababooey

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He was just singing softly, like a nervous kid. He was pretty much in tune, just soft, so i cant tell if his voice would crack if he really belts out the high pitches. Apparently he did it because when he was teammates with demaryius thomas on the broncos they'd stand next to each other and sing the anthem - demaryius died of a seizure in 2021.

I think there were some celebrities who sang the anthem as a joke, but roseanne's was disrespectful. I guess it was at a baseball game and she thought she was making fun of baseball players by grabbing her crotch and spitting, since theyre always doing that in games, but people thought she was aiming it at the US. Just a poor, misguided attempt at humor.

Ur right, I think with each successive tag the amount goes up 20%, kirk cousins got tagged twice with the redskins and made 20M and 24M, leveon bell got tagged once for 12M and then held out the whole year when they tried to tag him again for 14M.
Even though 10M isnt close to what the QBs or WRs get paid, it’s hard to pass up 500K a week knowamsaying?

Minstache lost his two starts for the eagles last year, averaged 300 yards but had 3 td-3 ints so didn’t play particularly well on a loaded team but maybe he needed more 1st team reps to be sharp. It would be interesting to see how good he can be if he starts all year but his biggest weakness seems to be lack of velocity, the touch and accuracy is good but u cant let the ball hang in the air too long with nfl defenders.

I wish they had redzone for preseason but if richardson has any highlights in preseason im sure ill catch them on the news.

I havent had a mint julep in ages but it’s bourbon, ice, sugar and lime? Sounds refreshing and strong, like a whiskey limeade. I thought u were a vodka guy? I do like a good bourbon and whiskey, how bout u? Canadian crown? It’s cheap swill but does the job.
 
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shithawk420

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i thought a mint joulip was rum or gin but your right.the drink of the kentucky derby i guess,i dont see the point of drinking good bourbon mixed with anything except bourbon.but liqour is liqour.crown royal is over rated.been on a jim beam kick lately.thats why ive been mia.gotta cool it back.i drink like im rich but im not.

didnt watch the game but i got a good feeling on the Browns.anyone know when the Bears are playing and who?

surpised my dad is still in Statesville.i was there for a day.its a scary place.all the COs are roided out and look like they they could beat the shit out of pro linebackers.even the woman.with his record he might do all his time there.that would really suck.its not like the Blues Brothers.ole Joliet Jake.might start caling him Joliet Steve.usually its just for recieving but if your big time they send you over the "Wall" with the murderers and shit.hes got little time so they might just say fuck it we aint got time to send you somewhere better.dumb fucker
 
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pop_rocks

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so you pops is locked up now?
i hope he is holding his shit down and just making the best of it
a mint julep is traditionally made with fine kentucky bourbon sir as any southern gentleman would know
its not my favorite drink but they are refreshing on a hot day, plus i have a shit ton of fresh mint in the yard and have no idea what to do with it
so did you guys know there are more than one channel on your tv? i ended up clicking around and found that game on another channel
it was in the second half and total garbage time, they werent even talking about the game at this point and colingsworth was reminiscing and this or that from when he was a player
it was fun to watch football thoe and i cant wait for the real preseason to kick off
minstach is still kind of a ??? but i think their option is to let richardson to marinate and get a feel for the game
i havent been to their practices so i havent seen him sling any bullets but we know minstach can win games if the stars align
f'rosanne barr, that was when she was at the height of her career and i think she was just being a f'n fat b to piss off the fans; its like i know i suck but if i make singing the national anthem a joke it will go over ok
f'you
the story was she actually tried but once the fans started booing her she got bitchy on
the spread on rb salaries tightens up really quickly when you get out of the top-2
runcmc and crew make decent money but the rest are playing for what like 12m or less a season
https://overthecap.com/position/running-back
 
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shithawk420

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my dad did 14 years.1 year is a cake walk.just gonna suck if its in statesville.

yeah that rosseane bit was planned shitshow from the start.you cant tell me nobody in charge knew what would happen.if she did that today she would be praised by Kaepernick or other females.that was staged and everyone knew it.who in their right mind wants to hear her sing anything?and tom was so fucked up on everything under the sun he didnt care.you know he wasnt fucking her.or maybe he was.hes a wierdo.he wanted to fuck lucy on trailer park boys but that was a joke.you guys probably never saw that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgB5rnP2dRM
 

shithawk420

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if hes sober i feel sorry for him.all the drugs fucked him for life.or maybe it was being with rosseane.who knows.but hes seen some shit for sure
 

Bababooey

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Mint juleps are thought of as a high end drink, I think traditionally they were served in silver cups or crystal, so not surprising theyre popular at the kentucky derby, that’s like the superbowl for rich white folks.
I havent had jim beam in a while, it’s not too expensive is it? Like $20-35 for a handle? And it’s like 46% abv? That’s why I like bourbon, u can get it stronger than most hard liquors.

Bears play next Sat, aug 12 at noon vs the titans. Probably very few starters will play in the first week of preseason, you’ll see them usually in the 3rd preseason game, which is the last one since they moved to a 17 game regular season.

Yeah Hawk is ur dad is a short timer they might just keep him there till his time is up, I don’t think they’ll put him in with the long timers tho, that’s like asking for trouble.

U grow ur own herbs, Pops? Like basil and parsley too? I wouldn’t mind having access to fresh mint and stuff whenever I needed it.

Haha yeah, roseanne is a trip. She’s had lots of drama and controversies in her life, cant say she wasn’t the cause of a lot of them but I also think she had it rough growing up. Not that that’s an excuse. But I hear most comedy is based around offending someone so not surprising she has her haters as well as her fans.

Ur right Pops, only Cmc and kamara make 15+M a year, king henry makes 12M, the vikings cut dalvin cause they didn’t want to keep paying him 12M/yr, and every other good RB has to settle for the franchise tag of 10M cause no one wants to pay them more than that on long term deals.

Tom arnold was on an actual episode of TPB or is that just something they filmed later? He was funny in true lies, not sure what he’s been up to lately, just living off his divorce settlement from roseanne i guess. Did they have some decent looking women on that show or not really?
 

pop_rocks

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you know i grow my own herbs and have a pretty selection of basil and cilantro, plus a bunch of random shit from my mom
you could do it baba! and it would take up minimal space to just grow out a few containers of seasonal herbs
we have all seen hard times but i was never a fan of rosanne or tom arnold, a bunch of f'n'f who happened to get popular
/hahaha, im an angry fat woman, laugh at me; wasnt that sam kinisins thing; at lead least he was freaking funny
the rams play on the 12th too but like you said its going to be the b-team all the way
maybe we will see some mcclutch but otherwise its just a bunch of guys running around in a rams uniform playing football
/i cant wait
!!!@@!!!
i saw that too how the spread between the top-2 rb and the next say 5 was spread way out
its the value they place on the position as weve talk about and i wonder even if j.jacobs balls out will the raiders be willing to pony up the dough?
/where the hell is @subrob?! we are talking raider nation here
especially if jimmy.g can put up numbers, they just might think they have a real football team in lv
but who am i to talk. the rams have their share of problems heading into the season and im would almost take another shit season so we would draft biggly in the next draft
/i hear there are some interesting qbs who might come out next season
 
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shithawk420

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yeah,sorry that was a trash skit.if you have netflix i highly suggest watching Trailer Park Boys.its just a dumb arnold skit.not real.they got a bunch of celebrities that season who are stoners.but TPB might have saved my life.no lie.thats why my AVI is Leahy.They even got an episode where Ricky tries to out smoke Tommy Chong.

i think Bears VS Titans is gonna be a baller.im looking forward to that.it could go either or
 

pop_rocks

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no worries hawk and i used to love th tpb
i had a little xperia tablet i could watch it on and a frineds netflix password so i was in
i would irde mountain bikes at night with a wackey crew and then come home totally smoked so i would sit back and watch tpbs and chill
i dont know what season they are now but their earlier stuff was classic
i laying toy train tracks your way hawk
 

Bababooey

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I could use a constant supply of cilantro, whenever I get it at the store I always feel like most of it goes bad before I use it all. I have to use hawk’s method and make a sauce or marinade out of the herbs when they start to wilt. Are you able to grow herbs year round in socal or nah? I guess it doesn’t get below freezing in winter but overnight in the 40s isnt great for plant growth.



I think roseanne made her mark as a comedian before she got a show which turned into a hit. Isnt there a remake of the show, the Conners? I guess roseanne was originally on it before she got fired for some racist stuff, but the show is going on without her. I havent seen one minute of the new show but I remember liking the original back in the 90s. It was blue collar comedy, kind of like TPB but more family friendly.



Id watch rams preseason just to get a look at the rookie qb, stetson bennett. Brock purdy got a lot of preseason action for the niners in preseason last year, maybe u can see if there’s any hope for the offense if stafford misses time. Of course the niners have more talent on offense than the rams so might be an apples to oranges comparison.



If the rams get the #1 overall pick (1OA) they’d probably pick caleb williams out of USC. Drake Maye from North carolina is another top draft pick, and marvin harrison jr from ohio state is maybe the top non-QB. Problem is I think stafford is under contract for 2 more years after this one at 40M/yr, if he’s constantly injured I don’t think they can trade him so a new QB can start. They might have to cut him and take a huge cap hit and start all over with the roster, cut expensive veterans go full on youth movement.

It's hard for me to get into tv shows, I tend to lose interest after a while Hawk. Ive never even seen the Sopranos, and that’s supposed to be the greatest tv show of all time. U guys ever seent it?

I tried watching a little of the TPB a while ago when u mentioned it hawk, it was on ytube, bubbles was driving some sort of box truck at night and could barely see and was complaining the whole time. He seemed like a funny character. Is it better if I watch the whole thing from the beginning? Is it better if I watch it high?

Beavis and butthead has new episodes out now, that’s fairly amusing when high, just how stupid they are. I wasn’t big into them back in the day but it was alright. Maybe they could make an animated TPB show if the current actors are too old.
 
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shithawk420

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you definatly gotta watch TPB from the beginning.a lot of inside jokes you wont get.ive never seen anything like it since the three stooges.have a drink and smoke a 6 paper joint.my favorite episode is Closer to the heart when Ricky kidnaps Alex Lifeson from Rush.way too many one liners in that one.at least watch that one on netflix or whatever.season 4 episode 4 i think.back in the day they were a canadian treasure.they got big quick.i dont watch tv shows either.never saw the sopranos.i know real gangsters.why would i wanna watch fake ones on tv?loved me some cheers and fraiser and beverly hillbillies though.

looking forward to that bears game.i dont expect much this year.but i guess we will see
 
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Bababooey

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Alright Hawk, u make it sound compelling, and if it’s on nflx maybe it’ll be in good quality. The ytube video I saw looked like it was filmed on a potato. Did they have HD back when it was filmed? I think so.
Maybe ill cheat and see ur favorite episode early on.
Were ur family in a gang or just hung out with gangsters? U said they had dealings with the mexican mafia. Any biker gangs? I figure white folks would deal with biker gangs mostly but maybe that’s my prejudice talking.

I liked frasier and cheers as well, and I remember the hillbillies somewhat, they were a little before our time, they were only in black n white. They show re-runs of the hillbillies a lot, is it still worth a watch? Gotta love Elly may clampett. Did she ever wear a cutoff shirt and daisy dukes or was that just mary ann on gilligan’s island? U a mary ann or ginger stan?

Should be interesting to watch the bears, I guess a few starters might get some reps but I doubt you’ll see Fields. It’s all about fields and the new guys on offense, dj moore and darnell wright. We’ll see.
 

pop_rocks

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SMOKES TREVOR!
yeah tehe early tpb boys was classic, funny situations and just enough white thrash to make me at ease
/feeds stray cats greasy hot dogs
beverly hillbillys was my show man! they are hilarious to watch and has that family friendly humor a lot of new shows lack; highly recomend
never got into bevis and butthead, its the same jokes over and over, at least south park would keep it fresh by spoofing current events
i dont think the rams will get the #1 but if they can get a pick in the top-5 maybe we could bring in someone new
like you said, there is almost no cap friendly way of getting rid of $tafford and i hope he can at least have a good season ot two to finish off his rams career
when the dolts drafted rivers he played the bench his first season but i think it helps a young qb get used to the speed of the big leagues
im not sure whats bubbling around in mcveys mind so we will have to wait and see
 
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shithawk420

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the whole nine yards.my family got weed by the tens of pounds from the mexican mafia and my buddy who ive known since i was born was an enforcer for the joliet outlaws.he killed a cop or 2.or so i heard.that fucker was crazy.so i saw some shit growing up.im not italian so i never saw their shit.as far as i know the italians are done.when they got taken down in the 80s and 90s they died out as far as i know.we kind of did our own thing.fuck with us kinda deal see what happens.those days are over.at least for the others.i got no problem doing what i gotta do.people that know me are pretty cautious around me.all i ask is dont fuck with me.but because im short they think they can fuck with me.iv been accused of being like joe pesci like in goodfellas and casino.ive slammed glasses on peoples heads without warning.im not proud of it but they had it coming.i promise that.

definatly check out TPB closer to the heart.youll be hooked.i even almost cried at the end.im a huge rush fan so its great to me.theres so much little stuff its hard to catch it in one sit.its good quality in netflix.they even have their own thing called swearnet on the internet.its 4.20$ a month lol.oh man you gotta see ricky smoking weed with tommy chong.thats TPB out of the park special they did.if someone dont like TPB i cant be their friend.dead serious.they even have a fucking board game kinda like monopoly but you sell weed!not joking.

ive seen every fucking beverly hillbillies and the writers were stoners for sure.they even made sly weed references.i even like the dumb movie back in the 90s with Jim Varney as Jed.fuck i miss Ernest.he did more commercials than probably anyone on the planet.know what i mean Vern?

when it comes to Ginger or Mary Ann i say why not both?but if i had to choose its always Dawn Wells.do you guys guys remember when Bob Denver got busted for sending her weed in the mail? lol And Donna Douglas dont even get me started with her.i know all about her.she was everyones dream girl.yeah im only 35 but i have centuries of knowledge.im one of a kind for sure.pretty sure she fucked Elvis in the movie Frankie and Johnny.never really watched it though.cant stand Elvis movies.

just as a disclaimer everything i say is true.soon as i get my head right ill get back to football.its fun talking with you guys.got court on the 15th so might be going to jail.depends how the DA sees it.curse me but i think the bears will beat the titans.i hope i didnt just jinx them
 
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pop_rocks

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f'yeah hawk! eli may was a dream boat!
a real country girl who could carry you home on her back when you got too drunk
wtf do they want you in court for man? it this come greasy shit
not too much football going on but im getting in game shape
/double shots on pops
 

shithawk420

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i blacked out drunk and got a domestic.docs got me on some pills i shoulndt be on.its the docs fault.nobody got hurt or anything.its really complicated.i got nowhere to go and broke.im not supposed to be here even though i pay rent and all my expensive toys are here.im fucked more or less.im just worried about my dog.if i go the heartless bitch will probably put him down.fuck it.C'est lie Vie.im not going without a fight.

i always loved it when Elly beat the hell out of Jethro.actually Jethro is smart in real life and i think hes the only one still alive.Elly can whoop me for all i care.she actually did an episode of MR Ed and she was a bikini model.lord have mercy
 

shithawk420

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Saw this frozen pizza.it said stranger things.i didn't know it was pallermos.they are good pizza for frozen.think I'm gonna try the new taco bell item.always regret it bunch it's like crack
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Bababooey

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Yeah hawk some of the benzos docs prescribe nowadays are straight up blackout drugs, like this stuff will be illegal in 20-30 yrs and people in the future will be like this shit was legal? Heroin was created to cure morphine addictions. Decades later we're LOL, the cure is worse than the Disease!
Still, I’d try to keep things cool if u can. Cool as a cucumber. Like a pickle. Is that a thing, cool like a pickle?

I cant remember if elly may ever showed a lot of skin on the show, it was all just very form fitting. She had a bust for a thin lady, like DD's on a size 4, they were like implants before they were invented.

They have a couple new items at the bell, actually, but theyre not cheap for what u get I hear. But fun to try I guess.
 

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