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Icmag Presents: The F.U.C.K.E.M Comedy Roast of COCKTAIL FRANK!!!!!!!
- Thread starter Endo
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hey FRANK you aint so mucking fuch go in your own jackyard and backoff
lazyperson said:
I close my eyes and wonder specifically what would turn you on the most. After that it's just a few clicks of the mouse and voila...I've made you're entire evening minus a vasoline dipped gerbil with its' teeth and claws removed. Then it's just a matter of time before Frank drops a roofie into your drink and he turns Marvin Gaye on......
marvin's dead so but frank would still try to turn him on (probably a lap dance
now why'd you have to come on here and say some ignorant dumbshit? its a roast bruh, this is how WE roast. are you a member? did FRANK clear you like i had to be cleared?lazyperson said:
of all the guests to post on here with something in tune with the occasion, here you come with yourdumbshit.
lazyperson- you got two daddies cause your mamas a man. and your a lazyperson, how is it youve got so much shit to say all of a sudden?
or wait a minute, are you mad cause accessndx didnt find the pics of your sorry ass that you posted online anonymously? are you mad?
I'm still trying to figure out if Thatguy's response was a suggestion to lazyperson or if that's for Frank...LOL. FriendinDeed: I wouldn't sweat that hairless mofo........he just needs a habitrail and some candlelight....a match made in heaven. Plus us Jersey boys can take care of ourselves. I'll just line up the cement bathrobe for our new guest....fuggedaboutit....
Frank: are you still out there man or is it that time of the month for you?
Frank: are you still out there man or is it that time of the month for you?
lazyperson
Member
hey now... leave the gerbil out of this, he has got nothing to do with it. For some shit-talking mothafucka's you sure turned butt-hurt quick... No one here is cleared because no one here is asking.
friendindeed... it IS in tune with the occasion, read my first post on this thread, it wasn't the one you responded to.
as for your comment,
"Or wait a minute, are you mad cause accessndx didnt find the pics of your sorry ass that you posted online anonymously? are you mad?"
Was that supposed to make sense? Are YOU mad? Apparently...
I understand the aggressive intent, but really now... articulation and delivery. Key things when insulting someone or trying to.
And as for concrete... why make something heavier then you need to? You are trying to dispose of something, not add to it.
friendindeed... it IS in tune with the occasion, read my first post on this thread, it wasn't the one you responded to.
as for your comment,
"Or wait a minute, are you mad cause accessndx didnt find the pics of your sorry ass that you posted online anonymously? are you mad?"
Was that supposed to make sense? Are YOU mad? Apparently...
I understand the aggressive intent, but really now... articulation and delivery. Key things when insulting someone or trying to.
And as for concrete... why make something heavier then you need to? You are trying to dispose of something, not add to it.
K
kenned
Sssshhhhhhh....
Relax!!
It is a possitive thread.. Don't turn it into a negative one, like so many before..
Relax!!
It is a possitive thread.. Don't turn it into a negative one, like so many before..
lazyperson
Member
I have always had plenty of shit to say, just because this is your first introduction to it doesn't mean this it's a sudden thing. People thought I was jumpin' all over their boy. That's how WE talk shit here in my circle/s. Didn't think it was too barbed for ya'll. No disrespect, it's all in good fun... got nothing but respect for your boy frank. That is why I am here.
Lazyp: I wouldn't check your verbiage on my account. It'd take alot more than that to get my balls up in a knot...(even though I know that's a huge turn-on for some of you).
As far as the cement goes, since construction cost is down in this economy I got a good deal on a bunch, so I'm trying to be conservative.
And this thread....it's ALL in good fun. By the way Frank, I had a creepy ass dream last night where we were at a future N&J.......still can't shake it....oooofah............worse than any pictures I can post. Now I definitely need to go see my therapist.
As far as the cement goes, since construction cost is down in this economy I got a good deal on a bunch, so I'm trying to be conservative.
And this thread....it's ALL in good fun. By the way Frank, I had a creepy ass dream last night where we were at a future N&J.......still can't shake it....oooofah............worse than any pictures I can post. Now I definitely need to go see my therapist.
lazyperson
Member
being conservative and making more work for yourself are two different things. Bigger mess, more weight/clean-up. As for verbiage... we ARE talking on the internet. Anyway, I'm out. I'm not trying to sour this shit, this thing was started with good intentions and should continue as such... Again prop's Frank, going to miss your sexy yellow ladies.
Too late for that! I'm sure if you read between your own lines you will see that you were just trying to steal the lime light for yourself. Which you've done since 8/10 of the last posts have been to, about or by YOU! Thanks, you dingleberry.lazyperson said:
I think it's time we let CF chime in so this guy can take in the countinance of his BPP. LOL
thanks for letting me speak endo.
i was waiting for you to say something b4 i jumped back in.
you have been letting this thread drag out a lil long eh?
youve been dragging things out your whole life.
disco and the mullet are never coming back, let it go
as for all u non fuckers who chimed in, thank you for your kind words (as kind as it gets)
i hope you had fun w/ the thread. it was fun for me.
for the few of you that dont understand how to have a joke w/ grown men,
leave the women out of it.
i saw a slight few of u who decided to drag my wife into this, not cool.
if we were in Hong Kong, you'd already be dead!
some dont know how to play by the rules, but its water off a ducks ass.
FUCKERS, thanks for showing me support and dragging out all your gay pix for the thread.
im happy to see you all dug into your personal collection of erotic pics just for me.
now i see why i chose all of you for the fam, i knew i could find a few peeps who actually grew worse than me.
its rough on the self esteem being number 0, but im not worried about that.
you guys have clearly bumped me up from 0.
there is only one way to get to the top boys.
thats to start at the bottom.
i would like to thank u for being fuckem's foundation.
but seriously, how many bottom bricks does one structure need?
let's work on getting onto the next tier perhaps?
although im sure most of you like it on the bottom..... face down, ass up.
im not gonna bother getting at you one at a time, i got a life!
although, last get together, one of you fuckers dropped your family pic.
so i will show you all.
as pretty as we get lol
i was waiting for you to say something b4 i jumped back in.
you have been letting this thread drag out a lil long eh?
youve been dragging things out your whole life.
disco and the mullet are never coming back, let it go
as for all u non fuckers who chimed in, thank you for your kind words (as kind as it gets)
i hope you had fun w/ the thread. it was fun for me.
for the few of you that dont understand how to have a joke w/ grown men,
leave the women out of it.
i saw a slight few of u who decided to drag my wife into this, not cool.
if we were in Hong Kong, you'd already be dead!
some dont know how to play by the rules, but its water off a ducks ass.
FUCKERS, thanks for showing me support and dragging out all your gay pix for the thread.
im happy to see you all dug into your personal collection of erotic pics just for me.
now i see why i chose all of you for the fam, i knew i could find a few peeps who actually grew worse than me.
its rough on the self esteem being number 0, but im not worried about that.
you guys have clearly bumped me up from 0.
there is only one way to get to the top boys.
thats to start at the bottom.
i would like to thank u for being fuckem's foundation.
but seriously, how many bottom bricks does one structure need?
let's work on getting onto the next tier perhaps?
although im sure most of you like it on the bottom..... face down, ass up.
im not gonna bother getting at you one at a time, i got a life!
although, last get together, one of you fuckers dropped your family pic.
so i will show you all.
as pretty as we get lol
That's it?!!? After all that pomp and circumstance we get that tepid "thanks for all the yucks" reply from 'da boss?
I think that's a bigger rip-off than that movie with Jodie Foster: "Contact".
You watched that piece of garbage for like 2 hours waiting to see some f*cking aliens...and all you get is some virtual reality mumbo jumbo at the end where the alien assumes the form of her father and gives her some lame vague answers....
Makes me wanna kick someone squarely in the scrote!
Encore...encore....we want some RAW FRANK!
I think that's a bigger rip-off than that movie with Jodie Foster: "Contact".
You watched that piece of garbage for like 2 hours waiting to see some f*cking aliens...and all you get is some virtual reality mumbo jumbo at the end where the alien assumes the form of her father and gives her some lame vague answers....
Makes me wanna kick someone squarely in the scrote!
Encore...encore....we want some RAW FRANK!
S
stoned teacher
Of everyone on ICMAG, nobody is better for compensating for their tiny penis size with big phallic plants and gangsta threats then Frankie here.....and slutty, lemme tell you what a slut this guy is!!!!!!!!
I don't want to make it sound like Frank has been with every man in the tri state area, but seriously....how many of you have made his big pink pole grow?
Thats all I got...
Best always bro.
I don't want to make it sound like Frank has been with every man in the tri state area, but seriously....how many of you have made his big pink pole grow?
Thats all I got...
Best always bro.
well i maybe be a little late jumping in on this roast, but i must say when i first met CF in chat as thorodee we got off on the wrong foot, yet it was an amusing shit talking fest none the less. once i got to appreciate his sense of humor things were totally different although i still enjoy stabbing good fun in anyones direction 
THE ONLY QUESTION i have for ya frank is this... i know you posted up some very valuable information in the electrical safety thread, but where the HELL is your butane hash making safety thread bro!!! you outa all people should post that one up after your "touching" experience with butane and open flame
i just find it quite ironic for the guy who burned the shit outa his arm to not post up a safety thread with the picture for all the rest of the genius's out there who wanna make butane hash over an open flame , haha
ok enough fun on my part, happy holidays frank, smoke on ya fat bastid!
o and by the way while we are taking it THERE, your the load your mother should have swallowed!! but what the hell, glad your round, place wouldnt be the same without ya!!!
in all seriousness have a good one , peace
THE ONLY QUESTION i have for ya frank is this... i know you posted up some very valuable information in the electrical safety thread, but where the HELL is your butane hash making safety thread bro!!! you outa all people should post that one up after your "touching" experience with butane and open flame
i just find it quite ironic for the guy who burned the shit outa his arm to not post up a safety thread with the picture for all the rest of the genius's out there who wanna make butane hash over an open flame , haha
ok enough fun on my part, happy holidays frank, smoke on ya fat bastid!
o and by the way while we are taking it THERE, your the load your mother should have swallowed!! but what the hell, glad your round, place wouldnt be the same without ya!!!
in all seriousness have a good one , peace
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cellardweller
bwahhahahaahhaaha
this thread is the chyt man..
I'll be back when I have more time to break some balls..
this thread is the chyt man..
I'll be back when I have more time to break some balls..
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ureapwhatusow
cocktail frank said:as for all u non fuckers who chimed in, thank you for your kind words (as kind as it gets)
i hope you had fun w/ the thread. it was fun for me.
for the few of you that dont understand how to have a joke w/ grown men,
leave the women out of it.
i saw a slight few of u who decided to drag my wife into this, not cool.
if we were in Hong Kong, you'd already be dead!
some dont know how to play by the rules, but its water off a ducks ass.
Didnt't mean to rain on your thread there Frank
