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Icmag Presents: The F.U.C.K.E.M Comedy Roast of COCKTAIL FRANK!!!!!!!
- Thread starter Endo
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Coctail frank….amai die bos aap
ik zal het eens even flink zeggen nu….hij verstaat dit toch niet….dit is mijn taal...lol…..Frank …versta je me? Frank !!! hela man…niet raar doen he…..ik denk dat ik zal moeten vertalen zodat je me begrijpt he…Frank !! Frank, waar ben je?…..ik zal maar eens vertalen zeker he…..
geeesh where to start…..
….Well there we go already …….who has a name like that….that just pittyfull….insinuating he has a cock as a tail do you believe that!? in pshycology terms that just reveals he has the smallest dick ever seen…..i can’t say i like him very much…..alwasy bossing around…..fucking up his plants….never doing anything….and its shure is hard enought to get frank to answer any posts, because his down syndromed brain cant even post complete sentences...and i’m shure he shave’s his balls every other day….thinking he won’t get busted by the cops…
yep yep, my fellow growers …you can’t blame him for that last realy….again, i can’t realy say i like him very much…although…and i say this with full conviction…… i would't miss him if he would go away !! Stop growing CoCK tail frank !
ik zal het eens even flink zeggen nu….hij verstaat dit toch niet….dit is mijn taal...lol…..Frank …versta je me? Frank !!! hela man…niet raar doen he…..ik denk dat ik zal moeten vertalen zodat je me begrijpt he…Frank !! Frank, waar ben je?…..ik zal maar eens vertalen zeker he…..
geeesh where to start…..
….Well there we go already …….who has a name like that….that just pittyfull….insinuating he has a cock as a tail do you believe that!? in pshycology terms that just reveals he has the smallest dick ever seen…..i can’t say i like him very much…..alwasy bossing around…..fucking up his plants….never doing anything….and its shure is hard enought to get frank to answer any posts, because his down syndromed brain cant even post complete sentences...and i’m shure he shave’s his balls every other day….thinking he won’t get busted by the cops…
yep yep, my fellow growers …you can’t blame him for that last realy….again, i can’t realy say i like him very much…although…and i say this with full conviction…… i would't miss him if he would go away !! Stop growing CoCK tail frank !
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Umm...I'm not actually here for the rost. I'm just here to get my one hitter back from CF before he leaves the site, and a public appology for not returning it sooner. WTF yo, it's a beer can and some tin foil! Go make your own you lazy turd!
I'm sorry to hear you got to go Frank, but at least now I'll get some relief from all your PM's requesting grow advice. Go read a book yo.
Of course CF aint no better or worse than some of you sorry sons a bitches in the FUCKEM crew. If some of you guys shaved half as often as you changed your screen names and avitars, maybe we'd see more female grower action around here. Better yet, just keep you're ugly mugs off the internet!
CF: What does that really stand for anyway? Cannabis Fairy?
I'm w/Core: glad to see him go, that whole phalic Cock Tail & BPP thing always gave me the creeps too yo.
Of course we all know CF as a man of rare gifts...Haven't gotten one from him yet!
I got to tell ya CF buddy. Real men can't spell Fiesty! LOL.
It's a great thing you've gotten started here Bro, and I hope to see ya back one day, but don't let the door hit ya in the ass!
I'm sorry to hear you got to go Frank, but at least now I'll get some relief from all your PM's requesting grow advice. Go read a book yo.
Of course CF aint no better or worse than some of you sorry sons a bitches in the FUCKEM crew. If some of you guys shaved half as often as you changed your screen names and avitars, maybe we'd see more female grower action around here. Better yet, just keep you're ugly mugs off the internet!
CF: What does that really stand for anyway? Cannabis Fairy?
I'm w/Core: glad to see him go, that whole phalic Cock Tail & BPP thing always gave me the creeps too yo.
Of course we all know CF as a man of rare gifts...Haven't gotten one from him yet!
I got to tell ya CF buddy. Real men can't spell Fiesty! LOL.
It's a great thing you've gotten started here Bro, and I hope to see ya back one day, but don't let the door hit ya in the ass!
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xOOx
Active member
lol thatguy,
ya know all you gotta do is swap that u for an a, and it totally fits u! LOL..
shake him off ur leg tona, he's been humping it for far too long..
CF, is it true? i heard that smokin weed gives ya man boobz? hmm seems that way from all these pics of ya dude .. and i saw ya breast feedin yer daughter the other day in the park ..
<maggie simpson sound>
hmm, seems the /whois information for "meatspin .dot. com" is registered to your house, wtf man!!??
xoox
ya know all you gotta do is swap that u for an a, and it totally fits u! LOL..
shake him off ur leg tona, he's been humping it for far too long..
CF, is it true? i heard that smokin weed gives ya man boobz? hmm seems that way from all these pics of ya dude .. and i saw ya breast feedin yer daughter the other day in the park ..
<maggie simpson sound>
hmm, seems the /whois information for "meatspin .dot. com" is registered to your house, wtf man!!??
xoox
im sorry ive been a terrible host, ive been busy handling all the angry pm's from cocktail franks legions of internet fairys. he must have rounded them up at his weekly, NAMBLA meeting.
Frank please have a seat over here. try not to lick it when you sit down. i borrowed it from brotherbears apt. he made me promise to bring it back, in one piece. on second thought i should have borrowed his matching one too, theres no way your going to fit your fat ass on this 1 chair.
i have a feeling, this thread is just warming up. speaking of warming up, Frank. Did you ever get your 55 gallon of ky warming lube? your gonna need it to jack off, all these little fruitcakes that have been swinging off your nuts for the past years.
I do have to say though Franks got some balls, too bad thats all he has, Whats it like Frank? you know.. being fatter than it is wide? like a tuna can?
Franks wife doesnt even want to fuck him, and she married him. Just last night, at the gangbang she was telling us that, frank is a 3 bagger. A bag for his head, a bag for her head, and a bag for god forbid anyone who is watching. Matter of fact, Frank was on the discovery channel last night, something about the 1 ton man they had to forklift out of his apt. thats the real reason he stopped growin.. so he could finally get someone to help him get some fresh air. to put it in terms that even Frank will understand, YOUR UGLY AND SMELL LIKE SHOE LEATHER! you dirty bastard.
WE will be taking a short smoke break/intermission, where we will all line up and blow shotguns at Frank. And for you more adventurous members.. feel free to blow a load on his face as well, i heard he likes that. Something about it getting stuck in his beard and him sharing it with his wife later.
SMOKE BREAK>
Frank please have a seat over here. try not to lick it when you sit down. i borrowed it from brotherbears apt. he made me promise to bring it back, in one piece. on second thought i should have borrowed his matching one too, theres no way your going to fit your fat ass on this 1 chair.
i have a feeling, this thread is just warming up. speaking of warming up, Frank. Did you ever get your 55 gallon of ky warming lube? your gonna need it to jack off, all these little fruitcakes that have been swinging off your nuts for the past years.
I do have to say though Franks got some balls, too bad thats all he has, Whats it like Frank? you know.. being fatter than it is wide? like a tuna can?
Franks wife doesnt even want to fuck him, and she married him. Just last night, at the gangbang she was telling us that, frank is a 3 bagger. A bag for his head, a bag for her head, and a bag for god forbid anyone who is watching. Matter of fact, Frank was on the discovery channel last night, something about the 1 ton man they had to forklift out of his apt. thats the real reason he stopped growin.. so he could finally get someone to help him get some fresh air. to put it in terms that even Frank will understand, YOUR UGLY AND SMELL LIKE SHOE LEATHER! you dirty bastard.
WE will be taking a short smoke break/intermission, where we will all line up and blow shotguns at Frank. And for you more adventurous members.. feel free to blow a load on his face as well, i heard he likes that. Something about it getting stuck in his beard and him sharing it with his wife later.
SMOKE BREAK>
Not sure where to start *tap* *tap* is this thing on??? 
Frank, ICMag wouldnt be the same without your smartassness
I dont think I can get as crude as your suppose to at a roast, so I will do what I can and pass you a big fat joint just for you to toke while you get your ass reemed!! 
much love to ya Frank and your fam!!
Funny stuff you guys...should take it on the road!! LOL
Frank, ICMag wouldnt be the same without your smartassness
I dont think I can get as crude as your suppose to at a roast, so I will do what I can and pass you a big fat joint just for you to toke while you get your ass reemed!!
much love to ya Frank and your fam!!
Funny stuff you guys...should take it on the road!! LOL
Well what else is more to say........Ur NaMe make's NO sence....something about a weiner and puff pastry........??dunno??......ur lazy.........remember when someone gives u a ride u gotta make w/the head.......u smell funny...............and u have man BOOB's..........ha........
Seriously thou u do smell funny.............
Was not too sure when I first met CF.....acually thought he was "GAY"...big deal right..........ohhhhh.....Cock tail FRank........big high roller....yeah my ass......CockMeaT FranK.....watch out for his Big GaY PolE......
to be serious ur a good guy.........u answer Q's from familia......donate to the causes................all around good cat in my eye's...........thou we did not kick it that much in Vt..we will see eachother thru our mutual's again.....but nothing takes the cake to that chem4 blunt before the competition..........f.u.c.k.i.n.g. priceless.................thanks for the memories.........FAG.......MOneY OuT.......oh yeah more to come............................
Seriously thou u do smell funny.............
Was not too sure when I first met CF.....acually thought he was "GAY"...big deal right..........ohhhhh.....Cock tail FRank........big high roller....yeah my ass......CockMeaT FranK.....watch out for his Big GaY PolE......
to be serious ur a good guy.........u answer Q's from familia......donate to the causes................all around good cat in my eye's...........thou we did not kick it that much in Vt..we will see eachother thru our mutual's again.....but nothing takes the cake to that chem4 blunt before the competition..........f.u.c.k.i.n.g. priceless.................thanks for the memories.........FAG.......MOneY OuT.......oh yeah more to come............................
Endo said:Frank please have a seat over here. try not to lick it when you sit down. i borrowed it from brotherbears apt. he made me promise to bring it back, in one piece. on second thought i should have borrowed his matching one too, theres no way your going to fit your fat ass on this 1 chair.
oh please asif CF sits on the seat anyhow
says he likes em big and
notice endo made off with my home videos too
Brother Bear said:oh please asif CF sits on the seat anyhow
says he likes em big and
notice endo made off with my home videos too
u got quite the collection.. however, that german shizer porn, is a little questionable.. i mean come on man. thats people poop. ill be returning those promptly. or should i just forward them to frank? i heard he likes sniffin his new kids dirty diapers.
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ah my good friend and fellow fat-ass frank. where to start i guess at the beginning, i understand frank was the first blow-job ever to live, that when he was so born the doctor slapped his mom. frank was always a hungry little bastard, he personally invented the uninvasive breast reduction, took his mom from a DD cup down to a B cup every feeding. did i mention how ugly frank was, his parents had to tie a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him, frank ate both the dog and the porkchop. i understand frank was paid a large sum in settlement from the hospital he was born at, apparently he convinced a jury they took too much off at his circumcision, but pity poor frank he cant help he pees on his balls every time he pees. brother bear i liked the picture of frank at the beach but what you didnt show were the greenpeace activists who were trying valiantly to push him back in screaming hurrry hurry its dying. but seriously ya went out at the top of your game, and that is definitley worthy of respect. good luck and happiness, though as i understand it you will still be swimming around here spouting your shit to anyone you feel deserving, so for now peace.
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Thanks everyone and may I just say, My sides hurt from laughing at Frank! LOL you guys are some funny fucks. Not just funny looking.. haha so anyway...
I didn't ever get to know CF. Gay name btw...Always seemed like a fairy troll without grow skills. I always got the impression he was posting someone elses pictures of some sickly, weak, lame, hemp plants. Beasters at best on a good day. What?...I never could figure out why he thought he was doing so well???...Maybe saw a couple trichomes out of the hundred thousand pics the fool posted. Kinda reminded me of one of those perpetual noob dumbasses. Always asking favors in PM. Frank!! for the last time... NO! I won't touch it!!! Jeesh!...I think your doing us all a favor by stopping the BS anyway. Quitters never win Frank... But let's face it, We ALL knew you wouldn't amount to a pile of discarded baby diapers. Let me be the first to just say.. Eat shit Frank you jackass quitter. Thanks for nothing but lame pictures of leafy hemp.
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For realio tho bro....Best reguards to the familia and enjoy your newly found responsibility. Thanks for all the pretty pictures and I hope for the best in your future Frank. Peace and much, much much respect.
I didn't ever get to know CF. Gay name btw...Always seemed like a fairy troll without grow skills. I always got the impression he was posting someone elses pictures of some sickly, weak, lame, hemp plants. Beasters at best on a good day. What?...I never could figure out why he thought he was doing so well???...Maybe saw a couple trichomes out of the hundred thousand pics the fool posted. Kinda reminded me of one of those perpetual noob dumbasses. Always asking favors in PM. Frank!! for the last time... NO! I won't touch it!!! Jeesh!...I think your doing us all a favor by stopping the BS anyway. Quitters never win Frank... But let's face it, We ALL knew you wouldn't amount to a pile of discarded baby diapers. Let me be the first to just say.. Eat shit Frank you jackass quitter. Thanks for nothing but lame pictures of leafy hemp.
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For realio tho bro....Best reguards to the familia and enjoy your newly found responsibility. Thanks for all the pretty pictures and I hope for the best in your future Frank. Peace and much, much much respect.
thatguy
Active member
Well, xOOx, I may be gay, but at least you stopped that fucking poetry! Christ almighty, I think I got dumber trying to make sense of it. Made me think of a 14 year old tripping for the 1st time.
T, well, "pimp", you got the pimpwalk/limp down pat, dontcha? Purple velour shorts, and a collection of shoes to make Imelda Marcos jealous ( If you're not smart enough to know, this is who she is :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos ). I'm starting to think you're a woman with a sex change... so hangin on WHAT balls?????
Nice furniture, BB. No wonder you're so anal about shit!
And look, Endo's only returning the schizer porn.... not the trannies or gay porn!!!
He's just not gonna mention that. Nor would BB for that matter....
T, well, "pimp", you got the pimpwalk/limp down pat, dontcha? Purple velour shorts, and a collection of shoes to make Imelda Marcos jealous ( If you're not smart enough to know, this is who she is :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos ). I'm starting to think you're a woman with a sex change... so hangin on WHAT balls?????
Nice furniture, BB. No wonder you're so anal about shit!
And look, Endo's only returning the schizer porn.... not the trannies or gay porn!!!
He's just not gonna mention that. Nor would BB for that matter....
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WeldFlash420
Okay then, that puts me up to bat....
Okay then, that puts me up to bat....
I found one of the first photos of Frank since he was dropped off by his mother who couldnt break him of this...
Cmon Frank its been yrs and you still are amazed by it being there!
I 'd like to take the time to say by the way that...
To those who thought gangin up on me was cool well...
Endo-heres my recomendation for you...
Ton- I didnt think it was possible but....
Thertes a distinct smell in the air here....
And this threads officially been...
Franky boy back to you....last and final words for ya broski
And for once man pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay then, that puts me up to bat....
I found one of the first photos of Frank since he was dropped off by his mother who couldnt break him of this...
Cmon Frank its been yrs and you still are amazed by it being there!
I 'd like to take the time to say by the way that...
To those who thought gangin up on me was cool well...
Endo-heres my recomendation for you...
Ton- I didnt think it was possible but....
Thertes a distinct smell in the air here....
And this threads officially been...
Franky boy back to you....last and final words for ya broski
And for once man pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!
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BaBaBooeyVT
Well well this will be the first time I've roasted a pig with out an apple in its mouth
for those of you that havent met him in person hes so ulgy he looks like someone shot him in the face with a Shit pistol
hes the type of guy that when you say its chille outside he brings a spoon
hes so fat that his shadows have stretch marks
But all joking aside the sad thing about him stop growning is that hes going to go back to sucking cock for dime bags!!!!
for those of you that havent met him in person hes so ulgy he looks like someone shot him in the face with a Shit pistol
hes the type of guy that when you say its chille outside he brings a spoon
hes so fat that his shadows have stretch marks
But all joking aside the sad thing about him stop growning is that hes going to go back to sucking cock for dime bags!!!!
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man
I thought I was alone, I just shrugged it off you know
that guy is one rude ass motherfucker
here's a picture of cocktail frank enjoying life
I thought I was alone, I just shrugged it off you know
that guy is one rude ass motherfucker
here's a picture of cocktail frank enjoying life
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WeldFlash420
FUKMERUNNINNEKEDINABLIZZARD! Thats some funny shit!
