Icmag Presents: The F.U.C.K.E.M Comedy Roast of COCKTAIL FRANK!!!!!!!

[vintner]

Jeeez! This lazyperson is a realy sissy! LOL. This whole thread's about bustin balls. Mostly CF's of course, but certainly anyone else brave enough to open their mouth. Says he just came around to talk shit, but when we talk shit right back at him we get PMs defending his actions. How immature! Personally, my most favorite ball bustin is done to those who love to dish it out, but can't take it w/out their feelings getting hurt. Man, I'm havin fun now. Great thread Endo!

 

[cellardweller]

hmm..let me start by saying that I haven't known frank for very long, but it's been long enough, and the reason we subject people to roasts is because stoning is illegal..I mean c'mon..This guy is so narrow-minded, he almost has only one eyebrow..here he is at his high school prom..

Before he started growing, he tried his luck as a newscaster, but he failed at that..

Really though,the man has no shame. He once asked the Pope where he bought his hats...
Then we came upon some of the pics leaked out from the N/J party and here he is after almost imploding doing gravity bongs outta the pool

poor bastard can't even smoke right..gotta feel for him..not.
Well, I was going to call on our guest of honor now, but he's not quite finished with my dessert yet. But seriously cf, you are quite the character and I'm glad to have had the honor of meeting you here. You have great skills in this hobby of ours and it shows! Too bad you are probably the only guy in town who ever got his finger caught in a screwdriver...

Really though man, I hope you enjoy your "retirement" and all of it's benefits..Happy Holidaze!
~cellard

 

[accessndx]

"But" seriously...

"But" seriously...

Frank & "The Gang" just letting it all hang out on their favorite ride:

 

[bagseed77]

hey i liked contact, remends me of me sitting here waiting for someone to post in my damn thread, and they never do.

GO PANTHERS !!!!!

 

[accessndx]

You LIKED Contact?!?! Let me be the first to suggest an M.R.I. or P.E.T. scan of your brain.

You have a thread? How the hell are we supposed to find it? Mine's easy to find, you click on He-Man or whatever kookiness I put in my signature at any given time and "poof"...you're magically transported to a land where the milk and honey exists.

 

[thatguy]

Access, put your damn reading glasses on, the link's in his sig WITHOUT he-man busting nuts all over the place or any kookiness like that.

Ugh, contact. Shitty, shitty movie.

All the best,
TG

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

i dont care what anyone says, YO access, that he-man thing is funny as all hell!!!!

 

[cellardweller]

lmao!! yeah tg, he just figured out how ta do it a few days ago I think..
what was the little purple dudes name from that cartoon?

 

[fred norris]

this is the type of thread i was made for,however, im more of a no holds barred type of guy. im walking away from this one guys.

 

[cellardweller]

ussy:

 

[fred norris]

ussy:

..............

 

[cellardweller]

hahaha..c'mon man..you know I'm just messin with ya.

 

[accessndx]

I can't take credit for the He-man animation....I found that little gem by scouring the 'net. "Orko: The Magician" was the name of the purple cat:

If I had the skills to put together something like the He-Man animation in my signature right now, I'd put a much crazier show on. However, it'll suffice for now....
I like the thought that my signature is blowing loads all over the spectators while I'm not even on IC mag......I could be shoppin' or workin' or smokin'...
and there's tons of jizz being hosed all over the joint! ​

 

[Guest 26753]

To the wowsers who don't see the hilarity in this thread.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

hahahahahahaha LMMFAO accessndx that he-man thing is hilarious
Smoking Moose thats the problem of all L.E.O.and most people for that matter lol

 

[accessndx]

Ya' just can't kill true evil...

Ya' just can't kill true evil...

This thread just limps on......seemingly immortal.

 

[midwestganja]

Frank grew up a very lonely child, his parents got him this toaster as a child to play with in the bath tub..


It wasn't long though, before Frank learned to walk...


Frank has done some dumb things in his days, including trying to get a quick feel of a horse, resulting in.. well...


Or the time he said he was a professional motorbiker, smoked 8 joints, and then proceeded to.. well...


Or the time he tried to rob a convenience store, remember how that turned out Frank..


Or when you decided you were going to become an MMA fighter...



You get the idea...



Frank is an OK guy though!

 

[guineapig]

Frank's Super Silver Haze is sooooo dank.....

(audience: how dank is it?)

Frank's Super Silver Haze is so dank, i began seeing all these bright colors after i smoked it:




Then i felt like i was skiing:



I was transported to outer space and beyond the infinite:



Finally, i wound up on mars on top of the mars rover:



FRANKUS!!!!!!

kind regards from guineapig

 

[trouble]

What a fun thread. I had some good laughs on this one.

I really don't have anything to add about Frank. What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying it's not Cocktail Frank.

I will say that I have never heard Frank say one bad word about any of his friends..... only because he doesn't have any.

Have a nice Roast Frankie!

 

[hubcap]

Merry Christmas, Fam.


I know its an old thread, but, its the old timers that I like seeing the most.


(no offense, neckbeards.)


Kidding aside.....


I hope all of you have a safe, prosperous, and FUN New Year.


Much Love.


-cap