Bignugget said:So I read the roasts of the people before me and I notice, they seem to trend towards insulting Frank because hes homosexual and or fat.
Since those are his obvious flaws, I will explore some of the more mundane things frank does, that are equally sickening.
Frank often sends me E-cards of midgets who have limbs missing, he titles them MIDGETS W/O DIGITS, I get about 16 a week.
WoW.....after listing the remaining flaws, I find they pretty much centralize on his being gay. After careful investigation, I discovered the real identity of Frank......I will reveal it later on dont worry. But for now some more of Franks not so redeeming qualities.
He listens to Bonnie Tyler on youtube, and links it to me all the time......(I know, your thinking, 'Bignugget that falls under gay'.....your right...) BUT SHIT THATS SUPER GAY.
Frank has an un-yeilding obsession for 'mango haze' and 'big pink pole' a fruit and a pink pole, recipe for.......you guessed it
Now, as you can see thats Franks hand (heres a pic from Frank to compare
The list does continue for quite awhile but being stoners with small attention spans, lets cut to it.
After investigating fully all evidence, including Franks claim he works in a 'club',is obviously homosexual, is fat, and extremely hairy. I concluded that Franks true identity is none other than
Armand from the 1996 movie "The Birdcage"
So heres to you Armand, you fat hairy homo, even though you would fit right in at prison im glad you didnt end up there.
Take care Frankie
Stay safe
Nugget
and i run over i give the goat my best , when i was done i said to frankie , hey frankie its your turn ..yes frankie said and stuck hes head in the fence 
and your "the Man" who cares what the wife says ,,, Chin up dude ,, real men don't CRY 
