i got my own place! it's boring as phuk!

[420somewhere]

Nice pad Gobber....

Nice pad Gobber....

It reminds me of my first pad in Hollywood 40 some years ago. I had a really nice place but nobody to come over.
So I started hitting up the near by bars. I walked into one bar walked up to the bar and ordered a beer, I was feeling uncomfortable as I didn't know anyone. As I started to strike up a conversation with the bar keep I noticed she was a lesbian....

Then I looked around and I was the only REAL man in the place

Long story short, I kept hitting local bars until I found one that suited me and eventually met some stoners I could relate to.

Keep on Keeping on.

Peace

 

[D. B. Doober]

It reminds me of my first pad in Hollywood 40 some years ago I kept hitting local bars until I found one that suited me and eventually met some stoners I could relate to.

Keep on Keeping on.

Peace

That's right! You said you grew up in Hollywood. That's bad ass man! I'd move to Hollywood if there was senior housing like I have here for the same price.
I won't be 60 for 25 years. I guess I can consider myself retired now though. That's awesome.
I don't drink anymore - 2 years sober but I have gone to a friendly pub that has $3 or free...depending on who's working...Pepsi. I just get baked and go into the pub and get a Pepsi and watch TV and scope the scene out for women. But I haven't done it in like a year.
This whole month I've worn my ski hat and flannel pajama pants and wool slippers 24/7, except getting bud or another errand. It's been too cold out. I like to sit out in the sun, too.
I went online and applied for housing in Los Angeles, and I wasn't able to follow through - they wanted me to come in and the only option is like JetBlue or Southwest for me...but I didn't have the money. Thinking of setting aside $500 and applying for housing in Los Angeles again - fly to the appointment and back. Does anyone know if the senior housing in Los Angeles is decent? Is it like my place?
There's like 3 disabled people that live here...one guy has bad burns, one guy has downes syndrome and another dude is blind. I can see everyone walk outside. So I guess I'm not the only disabled person. probably only veteran. I think that's how I got in so fast - veteran's preference. Good thing to have, man.

 

[stoned-trout]

hollyweird...that place is fun to visit but I wouldn't want to live there...

 

[stoned-trout]

enjoy the snow..get out and salt the walkway...don't let them older peeps slip...

 

[420somewhere]

It was a Fun place to growup

It was a Fun place to growup

hollyweird...that place is fun to visit but I wouldn't want to live there...

Things really went downhill in the 70's

I never go there anymore

 

[D. B. Doober]

Maintenance is out there plowing and snow blowing now. Doesn't look fun.

 

[Former Guest]

Doober, you have the cleanest apartment known to mankind and you should know how much a chick loves that. so many ladies complain about cleaning up after their guys or staying over and having to shower in a dirty shower or face cleaning it themselves. I had this BF who was super clean and it was so nice to take a shower and feel clean porcelain under your feet in the tub and not have to touch a crappy toilet seat to put it down.

did you know that painting is a mathematical equation of sorts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMerSm2ToFY

 

[D. B. Doober]

thanks! yeah I keep it really clean. Yup toilet nice and clean too - even have the blue disc in the tank to make the water blue! Blue toilet water! It's awesome.
We got a foot of snow last night...stayed here at my apartment. Turned down all the lights and the only light was from one of the big fake trees I put white lights on. It's so cozy.
After I stopped drinking 2 years ago I've put more effort into my surroundings...keeping my place clean, well-stocked.

 

[stoned-trout]

blah the babes are gonna think your gay man..now go toss around some trash and beer cans...man up

 

[Former Guest]

Scrubbing bubbles makes a toilet each flush type of cleaner that might be better because those disks you put in the tank eat at the rubber seals

 

[D. B. Doober]

Really? I'll check it out. Don't want my toilet exploding.
Woke up this morning and it was like sleeping in a hotel, very nice and quiet.

 

[Midwest sticky]

blah the babes are gonna think your gay man..now go toss around some trash and beer cans...man up

Don't forget to put a hole in the wall and have a sink full of dishes, dirty Laundry on the floor. Lmao!
That'll get you a girl ASAP doober

 

[realistic troll]

ya definetly need some boobies atround
plenty of cleaning services around

 

[realistic troll]

china town if orientals ur thing

go have some dim sum ,then have dessert

 

[D. B. Doober]

Every dessert at the dim sum joint is bean paste based. It sucks. Oh you mean hookers...meh. I've gone to the strip club down near there a few times ...

 

[Mikell]

Wot's wrong with mung bean pudding? I love it

 

[noyd666]

hey doob mate have you got a plunger for emergency?

 

[D. B. Doober]

Shit man, no plunger. I guess I would call maintenance. Nasty. Lol.

 

[Midwest sticky]

Shit man, no plunger. I guess I would call maintenance. Nasty. Lol.

There are four things a man should always have in the house
1- a fridge full of munchies and brews
2- a big screen
3- a comfy couch/chair
4- a mothafucking PLUNGER!

 

[LEF]

the list is pretty accurate if the weed is a given

If theres no plunger, you go shit and piss outside like the dog

Makes mr think, Ive tried a massage chair recently, pretty nice.