favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[BurnOne]

I feel more like I do now than I did a few minutes ago.

It's 4:20 somewhere. Time to Burn1.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

"Don't kick a Turd when it's Down"

"I love hard work.I can sit and watch it all day."

 

[Green Squall]

"Don't kick a Turd when it's Down"

"I love hard work.I can sit and watch it all day."

"You can polish a turd, but it's still a turd."

 

[rexamus616]

"All over it like a mad womans poo"

 

[przcvctm]

"You can lead a gift-horse to the water, but you can't look in his mouth." -Archie Bunker

 

[kaochiu]

"Try this one"

 

[armedoldhippy]

'hold my beer, and watch this!"

 

[Cvh]

It was already like that before I got here.

 

[hayday]

I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.

 

[willyweed]

you can't fix stupid !

 

[flubnutz]

"He's so stupid he thinks fucking is the capital of China"

And, from someone here on icmag, lamenting women problems:

"That's why I pay my women by the hour.
And my dog eats steak"

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

"No Beaks, no Feet, no Mystery Meat"

Sez the chicken sausage salesman

 

[MicroRoy]

You're fat I don't sugarcoat it cuz you'll eat that too.

 

[MicroRoy]

It makes me no mind.​

Thats one we don't hear enough these days.

It was a real stopper for poeple that wanted to spread gossip. Or try and get you caught up in an argument that was not yours.

 

[Floridian]

I don't give a care.When I first heard this,I thought he had the phrase wrong but that's it.Still sounds strange to me

 

[soundman]

diarrhea, diarrhea

people think it's gross but it's really good on toast

diarrhea, diarrhea

 

[noyd666]

!well fuk my brown dog!

 

[Spaventa]

"It is easier to fool people than convince them that they have been fooled"

Mark Twain


"Infinite love is the only truth. Everything else is illusion."

David Icke

 

[Stan G.]

Knee high to a grass hopper.
shitting bricks
follow me chicken, I got your corn
high as giraffe pussy
the best part of you ran down your moms thighs