favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[GrowerGoneWild]

Cool shit aint cheap, and cheap shit aint cool

 

[Green Squall]

A gun is not a weapon. It's a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon or, uh, an alligator.

 

[Spaventa]

fuck that shit

i don't know who first coined the phrase but its so fitting on many occasions and I use it with increasing frequency with the advancing of the years.

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

fake it til you make it

 

[stoned-trout]

Yeehaw

 

[stoned-trout]

In God we trust, all others pay cash..... yeehaw

 

[armedoldhippy]

that boy was wired by a color-blind electrician...

 

[armedoldhippy]

all you need to succeed in life is honesty, integrity, and honor. once you learn to fake those three qualities, you are home-free...

 

[Mikell]

Get Fucked

-Leornardo Da Pot

 

[aridbud]

Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

 

[Spaventa]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice

 

[brown_thumb]

You can't if you won't... you can if you will.

 

[Spaventa]

I wouldn't give you the sweat off my balls

 

[brown_thumb]

...

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Wipe that face off of your head

 

[redlaser]

Not really a favorite saying but funny at the time. A friends heavy drinking parents were getting into it one night and the mom called the dad an "alkadamnholic" instead of a damn alcoholic.
Family ended up buying a liquor store from a deceased cops family. Stick with what you know I suppose.

 

[beefalo bill]

I love strange colloquialisms. Especially when they're said wrong. "She's as ugly as a pair of tits on a snake." is by far my most favorite. "Six of one, and a dozen of the other." is a close second.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Six of one, half dozen of the other meaning it's getting you to the same end no matter what the apples and oranges might be

I use it perhaps too often myself!

 

[yahooman]

theres nothin cleaner than a clean pussy,but theres nothin dirtier than a dirty pussy

 

[yahooman]

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.