favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[island_organics]

A wise man once said nothing.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Killing two birds while getting stoned. -Ricky-isms

i did that once in Alabama while turkey hunting...

 

[Hank Hemp]

Davey would have used one shot.

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

Old Mongolian saying-

"One Bullet, Two Rabbits"

Guess it can't be that old but that's what the wife told me (she's a Mongol)

 

[Hank Hemp]

you married a biker?

 

[armedoldhippy]

Davey would have used one shot.

well, that was all that i used. that's what they get for standing so close together....

 

[Donkeybrains]

No worky, no eaty

 

[willyweed]

no money , no honey

 

[MicroRoy]

I hear you barking.

But not like a big dog.

 

[hayday]

All hat and no cattle

 

[al70]

Only look down on someone when you're giving them a hand up.

 

[Stoner4Life]

if everyone in the world stopped to smoke joints all at the same time, there would be world peace for two hours.......

 

[armedoldhippy]

if everyone in the world stopped to smoke joints all at the same time, there would be world peace for two hours.......

i can see it now...the largest run on pizza deliveries in the history of the planet.

 

[Cadfael]

There is a reason why it is called WORK and not happy happy fun time.

 

[geneva_sativa]

" There's more to the picture, than meets the eye. "

 

[Crippler]

"They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds." -Dinos Christianopoulos

 

[armedoldhippy]

"the differences between women are nowhere near as important as their similarities." me, fifteen years ago.

 

[hayday]

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder :friends:

 

[noyd666]

wouldn't piss on the bastard if he was on fire.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

trust has an expiration date