favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[honeyoil]

Where-ever you go, there you are.

 

[honeyoil]

On a clear day, you can see.

 

[honeyoil]

WTF

 

[CannasaurusR]

If I caught a fish that smelled like that, I'd throw it back.

 

[CannasaurusR]

1) Depends what your definition of 'IS' is.
2) We were the president

 

[noyd666]

IF IT WAS RAINING GRAVY WE'D HAVE FORKS.

 

[rockymountainJ]

That's tighter than a clams cnt lol

 

[Tonygreen]

Whats for dinner? Shit on a shingle.

 

[rockymountainJ]

SOS lol....

 

[noyd666]

chewy on yer boot.

 

[shaolinmonk]

working late night when the cake's right

-me

 

[Tonygreen]

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

 

[Hank Hemp]

That's don't piss down my neck and tell me it's raining. Yankee

 

[Hank Hemp]

I'm a fairly minded dude. I'm willing to give Trump a fair chance. Say to Jan. 21 first 2017.

 

[Ashin Kusher]

"Lifes a Biscuit, then you butter"
-Ricky

"Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance"
-Ricky

 

[mistermcgeefoot]

"If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?"
Not sure who said it first but read it in a Kurt Vonnegut book.

 

[hayday]

Shit out of luck^

 

[Cadfael]

Killing two birds while getting stoned. -Ricky-isms

 

[Bud Green]

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"... but,

"An orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand"

 

[MicroRoy]

When you drop your bread it always lands butter side down.