favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[Mikell]

I love strange colloquialisms. Especially when they're said wrong. "She's as ugly as a pair of tits on a snake." is by far my most favorite. "Six of one, and a dozen of the other." is a close second.

Yes it is a favourite thing of mine to Archie Bunker things up.

 

[Spaventa]

Its not the cough that carries you off,
Its the coffin they carry you off in.

 

[brown_thumb]

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way you can prove anything".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTbgsoHDc24

 

[brown_thumb]

Its not the cough that carries you off,
Its the coffin they carry you off in.

Hmm...

It's not the coughin'.
They carry you off in.
No, it's a coffin.
It's only one time.
But that's too often.
This is the end...
No more humpin' n' boffin'.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

"No, who is this is?"

 

[beefalo bill]

Six of one, half dozen of the other meaning it's getting you to the same end no matter what the apples and oranges might be

I use it perhaps too often myself!

Understood, and I use it properly as well, when I can, but it cracks me up when I hear people leave out the "half" in the second part.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Totally got it after reading the second time!

Slower than molasses in January.

Finer than frogs' hair.

As useless as tits on a bull.

 

[I wood]

That makes about as much sense as a hamburger on a stick.

 

[Jellyfish]

Say something outrageous, and when people look at you like you're crazy, say "Yeah, I said that shit!"

 

[Spaventa]

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and your on your own.

 

[Gry]

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU Recorded by: Jack Scott CHORUS [4] Laugh - And The World Laughs With You [1] Cry - and you Cry Alone I [5] Learned that Darling when you Said Good-[1] bye [4] Laugh - And The World Laughs With You [1] Cry - and You're on your Own [5] No one Knows that Better than [1] I [4] [1] [5] When I had you, I had my Friends [1] They were Happy you were Mine But [2] Like a Fool I Broke your Heart Now [5] this is what I Find [4] Laugh - And The World Laughs With You [1] Cry - and You cry Alone [5] No one Knows that Better than [1] I [5] Why did I Go and Hurt the One [1] Who Means the Most of All No [2] Wonder now that no one Cares [5] How my Teardrops Fall CHORUS [4] Laugh - And The World Laughs With You [1] Cry - and you Cry Alone I [5] Learned that Darling when you Said Good-[1] bye [4] Laugh - And The World Laughs With You [1] Cry - and You're on your Own [5] No one Knows that Better than [1] I [4] [1] TAG: Well-ell - [5] No one Knows that Better than [1] I Note. Transcribed lyrics & chords by K5UYB & ZOOMER

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[redlaser]

Useless as a screen door in a submarine

 

[7Scorpions]

"Everyone has the answer to other people's problems"
"Sometime's it's better to eat shit than nothing at all"
"That's more awkward than a third armpit"

 

[Natural high]

"Marriage is a good institution, if you don't mind living in an institution."

 

[Natural high]

"I intend to live forever.. or at least die trying."

 

[kaochiu]

The hand that moves, writes. And having written, it moves.
(Omar Khayyam)

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

As fucked up as a football bat.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Double post so...

I trust you about as far as I can throw you.

 

[Spaventa]

Double post so...

I trust you about as far as I can throw you.

"There's only two men I trust. One of 'em's me, and the other's not you."

 

[armedoldhippy]

" i don't trust anyone that says "trust me"...and damn near no one else either."