you'll want to go to belgium instead....the monks make some awesome beers and mead,and the vlamser frittes are really good and waffles!Judging by the setting, I missed my calling. I once saw a monastery in Switzerland where every open window held a monk clutching a large mug of beer or mead. Can you hook me up? I can be Jesus-like on cue.
that said,you can get all that stuff in amsterdam plus hookers and hash...and the dutch are way more polite