A Guide to Fishsticks

[unclefishstick]

no four boobs today...just a...i dunno what we're supposed to call them,trans person?...not to sound any more judgemental than usual,but this one made a butt ugly woman....it's like dude,just be an average looking gay person,you have horrible taste in women's clothes!

funny story,a trans guy moved to homer alaska over the last few years i lived there,dressed like your grandma going to church right down to the chanel no5 perfume...one of the best mechanics around...so funny seeing a floral print dress,panty hose and high heels on a mechanics creeper under a car!

 

[unclefishstick]

 

[Ichabod Crane]

Went to the grow today. Pulled all the plants out on one side and cleaned them up. They are not back in the same spot so it dont look like a pungy trap. So flower you are safe to look at the pictures.

I took a picture of what I trimmed off. And two pictures of the canopy.

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[Ichabod Crane]

I also got some bud pictures when I was moving my clips up to where the buds had grown to. Some of the buds were flopping around like Uncs limp. Well you get the idea. A big floppy thing. Look at the pictures and you can see how big.

These plants have 15 days left till chop.

There are Super Boof, Jealousy, and London Pound Cake in the pictures.

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[Ichabod Crane]

So when my daughter was little she said she wanted to be a librarian. I said no she needed to go to college and get a degree that paid something decent. So she got two bachelor degrees in molecular biology and biochemistry.

Well she told me the other day she got a job as a librarian. The pay is $55K with benefits and free tuition. But she did get technical degrees I guess. Plus she will get her masters and doctorate paid for. They were happy they had someone who could help the students with some of the harder classes in the library now.

 

[unclefishstick]

huh,i thought she was a killing deer with pickup trucks major!

 

[Treetroit City]

So when my daughter was little she said she wanted to be a librarian. I said no she needed to go to college and get a degree that paid something decent. So she got two bachelor degrees in molecular biology and biochemistry.

Well she told me the other day she got a job as a librarian. The pay is $55K with benefits and free tuition. But she did get technical degrees I guess. Plus she will get her masters and doctorate paid for. They were happy they had someone who could help the students with some of the harder classes in the library now.

How does she decide which books to ban?

 

[Drumskinz]

So when my daughter was little she said she wanted to be a librarian. I said no she needed to go to college and get a degree that paid something decent. So she got two bachelor degrees in molecular biology and biochemistry.

Well she told me the other day she got a job as a librarian. The pay is $55K with benefits and free tuition. But she did get technical degrees I guess. Plus she will get her masters and doctorate paid for. They were happy they had someone who could help the students with some of the harder classes in the library now.

Look out Dewey Decimal System

 

[flower~power]

Hey guys, this is an open question to anybody who wants to respond …a simple question. What strains are your best sellers?…. Mine s Mac … but you really earn your money when you grow her

 

[flower~power]

I’m about to see how peoples eyes light up when they see Tropicana

 

[Drumskinz]

Hey guys, this is an open question to anybody who wants to respond …a simple question. What strains are your best sellers?…. Mine s Mac … but you really earn your money when you grow her

for me Blue Dream, MAC1, GG4 and MendoBreath are neck and neck with each other...MendoBreath might not be the strongest kid on the block but it ticks off a lot of the boxes for overall beneficials

 

[unclefishstick]

my best seller? weed...whatever i have

 

[unclefishstick]

mornin campers...usual garden stuff today...and more trimming! and it's windy again! so pumped!

 

[Ichabod Crane]

So the cops stopped me at Walmart this morning. Fuckers had a warrant to go into my grow. Since I was over my plant count they took all my plants and drying bud.

Funny when the cop says this is really nice stuff with a strong smell. I looked at him and said I cant smell anything since I had covid. Then another tells me these plants look great. And I told her that they are not what they should be. She says what. And I said they have a little powder mildew and they dropped their fans early in the grow and should be much bigger.

 

[Ichabod Crane]

I told them my grow was a test grow for my lights. Showed them four different styles of lights. Then went into detail about the LED board set up. The one cop is getting a degree in electronics. He stopped me and said "you are over my head". Lol.

200 plants is a misdemeanor. But since I had stuff drying they have to send it to the prosecutor to see if he wants to go farther. I only had 125 plants so under the 200 number. They asked how many I had and I said I dont know I am just testing my lights so I can answer questions.

Funny thing is I told them I was probably cleaner than most of their crew. Since I have never smoked weed or had a drink in my life. I looked one in the eye and said addictions are a distraction from what you want to accomplish be it weed, beer, porn, or gambling. I told one that is why most grows look like shity. The one I dont know what other grows look like but mine was not perfect. was like this is a really nice set up and very clean.

 

[Ichabod Crane]

One of the questions asked was are you selling this. I was like there aint now money in weed. They were like yeah the marked is saturated. Then They asked how I was paying for all this. I told them last year I average $145 a hour roofing. That set them back.

Helps that I told them I didnt start growing till last December. My power bill shows that.

So we will see what happens. If I have to I will see if I can get 5 patience. Then I can have 60 plants legally. I can do a lot with 60 plants.

 

[Ichabod Crane]

Haha was just thinking when the cop goes this stuff looks pretty good, Nice size and strong smell. I looked him in the eye and said it was messed up. He looked at me like are you shitting me.

 

[unclefishstick]

damn,that sucks...at least you didn't get hauled off to jail i guess...but still not good

 

[OG_NoMan]

Damn dude! So sorry to hear.

 

[Ichabod Crane]

damn,that sucks...at least you didn't get hauled off to jail i guess...but still not good

Yeah but I did make the cops feel stupid. Like they had no idea what a grow was. Started explaining to them how to manicure the plants to get higher quality. Thats when they told me my grow was one of the best they have seen. Real clean and great looking plants.

They may try that latter. Not sure they will take me to jail. Made a pretty convincing case as it being a test grow for my lights.