Slipped on a banana peel....
Maybe reduce the price on his new assassination sneakers to $297
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Maybe reduce the price on his new assassination sneakers to $297
xtsho
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you take that back! Santa Claus is REAL! i WAS Santa at the mall one year...so there!Santa Claus
moose eater
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I was the Easter Bunny a couple times about 40+ years ago, dressed in what were accidentally dyed pink long johns that had been bled on by a red something-or-other in the laundry, tall fur mukluks, fur backed arctic mittens, and a bent coat hanger tied on with a bandana with socks hanging on the coat hanger for ears..
I hopped up to the doors of several friends' homes/cabins in the neighborhood down on the Tanana River with a coffee cup with a 1/4-oz. of uncut coke in it, and when they opened up their doors, I was situated so that all they saw was the coffee cup with the coke and my arm.
Then, after the brief traveling Easter festivities, I lit a Hibachi atop one of the dog's houses and grilled boneless country style spareribs while still dressed as the Easter Bunny.
When the folks next door arrived home from church or wherever they were coming from, I was visible through the woods, still dressed up and grilling pork. A carnivorous bunny.
I hopped up to the doors of several friends' homes/cabins in the neighborhood down on the Tanana River with a coffee cup with a 1/4-oz. of uncut coke in it, and when they opened up their doors, I was situated so that all they saw was the coffee cup with the coke and my arm.
Then, after the brief traveling Easter festivities, I lit a Hibachi atop one of the dog's houses and grilled boneless country style spareribs while still dressed as the Easter Bunny.
When the folks next door arrived home from church or wherever they were coming from, I was visible through the woods, still dressed up and grilling pork. A carnivorous bunny.
that conjures up images of you i would never thought of, moose! how cool...
moose eater
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Not certain the neighbors shared your opinion, but it probably worked to keep them at bay.
An Easter Bunny with automatic weapons/machineguns was probably a mixed message or image they were unable to properly digest.
I've often considered myself a multi-culturalist.
you take that back man, you just gotta be more sincereright along with the Tooth Fairy and ther Great Pumpkin...
we could have had candy apples and gum!
the full serving
xoxo mrs.chicky
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moose eater
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!
When you keep stashing your eggs and someone keeps taking them anyway...
I didn't know THAT kind of Easter Bunny!! Mine brought chocolate and cocaine!! And country style barbecued pork ribs....
Hiddenjems
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The best dog I’ve ever had started out eating couches. By the time she was 2 she was the best girl. She’s one of the only dogs I’ve seen that literally tries to do the right thing all the time.The particular German shepherd puppy is like a fucking raven. The other day she took my socks, shirt, and underwear and stashed thm in her kennel.
Used to be she had a penchant for couch pillows and my socks, and she'd cram the pillows all the way into the back of the kennel, standing vertically on their edge.
She seems to know exactly what she's doing.
Then I was just gathering my razor-sharp moose hunting knives to take out to the worktable in front of the barn to cut salmon strips for the smoker, and I realized I'm missing a scabbard/sheath for a former friend's hunting knife I've had for 40-some years.
Usually when she gets compulsive lie this, like a raven stealing shiny objects, she's either really attracted to the item in question, or she's trying to make a point.
The 2 shepherds (the older one is 3 yrs. and adjusting to adult shepherd life nicely, but still able to play with the youngster like a puppy when called for) have been kenneled when we're outside processing fish, etc., as the younger one has sometimes poor impulse control in other areas as well, and she has a hurt paw due to a strain/sprain, likely from either being stepped on, or caught in the wire door or window of her kennel, or ????? So it might simply be she's paying me back for being kenneled, which, like an ADHD kid, once free of the bonds of puppy prison (though in general her kennel is her happy p[lace), the kenneling has a blowback effect for her energy needing out. Fucking like skyrockets when she breaks free!!
You can tell who puts the time in with their dog. Just about any dog can be great if you put the time in.
I’ve found that not using a cage for anything helps the dog bond to me. You just have to get them on a feeding and watering schedule and watch them like a hawk. I don’t do much negative punishment at all. I mostly try to catch them being good and shower then with praise.
moose eater
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Kenneling is a natural thing for dogs if they're not used chronically as punishment. A small safe space is like a fox den. She heads straight to her kennel on her own as a matter of course, and the door is left open in most cases when she doesn't NEED to be kept in there.
She eats her chow with the kennel door closed, and when she needs to be sequestered for lack of supervision, such as the last couple days when we're outside cutting salmon strips, cutting peeled alder for the smoker, or tending the smoker.
I've had dogs since I was 2 or 3 years old, and this is our third German shepherd. Many dogs in between. Can't recall being without one, other than when I was locked up in minimum security as a younger adolescent.
I've raised all kinds of dogs and bred Norwegian elkhounds for a bit in the 1970s.
Hitchhiked North America with that female elkhound I had, who instinctively hated cops in uniforms (violent raid in about 1975/1976) and bears... and people with a bad vibe in general.
This dog tries to please most or all of the time and is more obedient than the 3-year-old female German shepherd, who is pretty good, but a bit stubborn. The younger one stays by your side more closely than the 3-year-old, but neither one is prone to running off. When the 11-month-old pup's wired, as Gsd's are known to be when young (often referred to as the 'land shark phase' in German shepherd communities, which lasts most of puppyhood from age 6 months until 2 years, or slightly less) they play hard. Her trickery is often a message or simply playing, depending on the circumstances.
The headlamp turned up this evening. So now I have 2 of them of that style, one with 600 lumens and the one that was missing with 450-500 lumens. My wife told me to keep the new one purchased today, while I would've chosen to return it. The fact that their battery packs charge with a USB port is an option I've found especially handy.
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So we're at one vote for Santa.
I suppose that's off topic...
Sorry.
Uh... I've never kenneled a dog.
I suppose that's off topic...
Sorry.
Uh... I've never kenneled a dog.
moose eater
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For those who may be lacking information, but not lacking in self-importance.
www.humanesociety.org
www.sadiesrulesk9training.com
wagsandwiggles.com
And I may write in our two Gsd's in those races where there absolutely is no good choice on the ballot(s).
How to crate train your dog or puppy
Learn how to crate train a puppy to take advantage of your dog’s natural instincts to seek out a comfortable, quiet and safe place.
www.humanesociety.org
How to Crate Train Your Dog (and Why You Should!) — Sadie's Rules K9 Training
First and foremost, I recommend crating your dog for safety reasons. A dog who is loose in your home while you’re not there to supervise might make good decisions—or might not. It is not at all uncommon for people to get away with leaving their dog loose in the house… until they don’t. There are
www.sadiesrulesk9training.com
The Importance of Crate and Confinement Training - Wags & Wiggles
Crate training is an extremely important tool for both the dog and owner. There are many reasons a dog needs to learn to accept a crate.
wagsandwiggles.com
Crate Training: Your Dog’s Portable Safe Haven, And How To Help Him Love It
All right, gang. Today we’ll be discussing one of the most common and versatile training tools in a dog owner’s arsenal – the crate. Also called a cage, or kennel, I find that the humble dog crate…
www.drjensdogblog.com
And I may write in our two Gsd's in those races where there absolutely is no good choice on the ballot(s).
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I'm sure crate training works.
So does crateless training.
Get your head out of your ass.
So does crateless training.
Get your head out of your ass.
moose eater
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How to Crate Train Your Dog in Nine Easy Steps – American Kennel Club
Crate training creates a safe environment for your dog that teaches them responsibility and independence. Here's how to easily crate train your dog.
www.akc.org
Crate Training Done Right — Pet Behavior Change
I worked with a client recently who had just adopted a young dog from a shelter. She had been advised to use the crate but was reluctant. She described it as many clients have over the years by saying “I hate to crate him while I am at work all day. I don’t want him to be confined like that or feel
www.petbehaviorchange.com
Benefits of Proper Crate Training - Koru K9 Dog Training
Think about your favorite place in your home—your bedroom, living room, basement or even your garage or shed. It’s your happy place; you feel comfortable, relaxed and can unwind from the things in your life that stress you out. That’s what a crate is designed to be for your dog. When your dog...
www.koruk9.com
moose eater
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Uh..... I don't believe it was me with my head up my ass. I think it was an ego/butt-hurt quasi-stalker who has something critical to post about a whole lot of what I post recently, which has, by the way, been noted by others... not just by me.
Get your head out of the bottle... and work on that ego, maybe.
Get your head out of the bottle... and work on that ego, maybe.
You certainly have zero ego and don't judge me at all.
You're one to talk.
I'll leave you to it.
You're one to talk.
I'll leave you to it.
moose eater
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For a guy who spends about 50-60% of his time here implicitly judging other members, pretending to act as some sort of insightful guru in his own mind, you know that's pretty rich, right? Or at least you would know that, if you had greater self-awareness and less deflection as a knee-jerk response.
